2024 Football Recruiting

[nolookpass]

Glausser is a frickin' dump truck. He'll probably top out as depth at FB or LB, but the kid isn't afraid to run people over.

Gerardy is basically a less talented CDJ. He's playing DB in college, but was the QB for North Scott and single-handedly fucked a lot of teams up with his wheels and arm. He'll be your next rando white kid who we'll shriek about when he jumps the three- and four-stars ahead of him at safety and then realize, again, that Phil knows what he's doing. (He was going to NDSU on scholarship, which is close enough to an FBS offer for my tastes.)

his uncle was 1st team all state back in the day. Great family.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

It'd be great if he came to Iowa and hit a growth spurt

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

He can room with the Epenesa LB who is 185 lbs.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

He's coming to iowa

 

[gable_guy]

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

 

[Hawk&Balls]

AZ is sold

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Brad Wesley]

Rhys appears to cut his own hair. With a butter knife.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I'm guessing LeVar probably has known about him for a while and was sitting and waiting to offer until just before signing day.

 

[Kerky]

I'm guessing LeVar probably has known about him for a while and was sitting and waiting to offer until just before signing day.

That's a long recruiting trip.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm guessing LeVar probably has known about him for a while and was sitting and waiting to offer until just before signing day.

i never got a name before but I assume it’s the same guy- it’s been done for over year I believe

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[fossilhawk]

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I'll take him. I guess we know why we skipped that nation's #1 punted in our own backyard.

 

[cloudhawk]

Is that good, that seems good

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Need that punt spliced into the 9/11 meme

 

[Billy Butters]

Hopefully he has the wedge game to go with driver.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I'll take him. I guess we know why we skipped that nation's #1 punted in our own backyard.

That kid ended up with a weird offer list. Georgia, Michigan, Texas, and then like 3 shitty teams.

 

[cjhawks]

5.5 hang time?! With our coverage? Got damn!

 

[turtley78]

That kid ended up with a weird offer list. Georgia, Michigan, Texas, and then like 3 shitty teams.

Our school played the Fighting Gusses this year. He was solid, though I was more impressed with his kickoffs than his punts.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Lol

 

[snips]

fuck ya!

 

[Creed]

When Kirk punts from the opponent’s 40 yard line, this dude is going to hammer it through the uprights into about the 12th row.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Show this everyone to who bitched about not offering millet.

 

[KitKatApples]

It might be time for bed Wade

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It might be time for bed Wade

At least buy him a drink first

 

[KitKatApples]

He seems like he’s had enough. This should be a layup

 

[Hawk&Balls]

He seems like he’s had enough. This should be a layup

Men's basketball or women's basketball

 

[Geese]

AZ wants that dude to kick him in the sac

 

[Creed]

Apparently it is signing day.

https://twitter.com/HawkeyeFootball/status/1737466250840756235

https://twitter.com/HawkeyeFootball/status/1737468240035541490

My work here is done. Now someone tell me who should be good. Is there any offensive help?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Apparently it is signing day.

https://twitter.com/HawkeyeFootball/status/1737466250840756235

https://twitter.com/HawkeyeFootball/status/1737468240035541490

My work here is done. Now someone tell me who should be good. Is there any offensive help?

sort of depends on the definition. Can help be white?

 

[nolookpass]

Honkies as far as the eye can see.

Fran McCaffrey thinks this class is too white.

 

[SteadyEddy]

Rashard Mendenhall is gunna be pissed.

 

[douglasbader]

Signing day used to be a huge deal, now it's met with crickets. Thanks transfer portal!!

 

[KitKatApples]

Jiminy?

 

[Geese]

Resar has some speed. We think he stays at QB?

 

[Brad Wesley]

Resar has some speed. We think he stays at QB?

I’d say no chance due to his inability to accurately throw, but that didn’t stop Kirk and Brian from starting Bacon.

 

[hawkeyealum]

other than being fast, Resar didn’t look any good as a QB and I don’t even think he took the majority of snaps this year. I’m holding out hope his supporting cast was miserable sacks of shit and he’s more accurate than he’s shown.

that said, wouldn’t surprise to see him move to TE. Our new AJ Derby

 

[nolookpass]

I’d say no chance due to his inability to accurately throw, but that didn’t stop Kirk and Brian from starting Bacon or Petras

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

other than being fast, Resar didn’t look any good as a QB and I don’t even think he took the majority of snaps this year. I’m holding out hope his supporting cast was miserable sacks of shit and he’s more accurate than he’s shown.

that said, wouldn’t surprise to see him move to TE. Our new AJ Derby

Where is this coming from? It looks like he completed 62% of his passes and took almost all of the snaps at QB for his team this year.

 

[OlePeep]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It’s great to see we are signing a black receiver. However, I am skeptical of any receiver that is dumb enough to sign with iowa.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[Creed]

other than being fast, Resar didn’t look any good as a QB and I don’t even think he took the majority of snaps this year. I’m holding out hope his supporting cast was miserable sacks of shit and he’s more accurate than he’s shown.

that said, wouldn’t surprise to see him move to TE. Our new AJ Derby

 

[SteadyEddy]

We got one!!!

EDIT: the black. We got a black.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Baller

 

[Shawneemicks]

Hate him already

 

[KitKatApples]

He looks like he's shitting his pants