**2026 Iowa Football Offseason and Transfer Portal Thread**

[BBK]

He is looking quite domesticated. Coach Pud must be a bad influence.

How can you have that narrow of shoulders with that beefy of tits?

 

[Gushawk]

How can you have that narrow of shoulders with that beefy of tits?

Lotta carb-laden late nights, I’d imagine.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I thought you guys were being a little dramatic, but now that I’m watching, I honestly can’t stop staring at his tits. They’re mesmerizing.

 

[Pedro]

Did Barnes used to weigh 400lbs and then went on Ozempic? He’s definitely carrying some extra weight up there. Good candidate for the mansiere.

 

[Captain Willard]

His name was Robert Paulson.

 

[kmurp]

He looks like Richard Speck in prison.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

A Sal like transformation.