#25 Wisconsin @ #5 Iowa • 3/7/21 • 11:30 • FOX

[ivan_drago]

I’m having a blast.

 

[nolookpass]

The Hawks pull out a close one after losing Joe Wieskamp for the majority of the game. bohannon played great, smart basketball down the stretch. Keegan was awesome. Luka Garza was Luka Garza and had his jersey retired post game. Iowa clinches the 3 seed in the BTT.

Only an astute observer would come in here and state the obvious right now.

correct

 

[douglasbader]

The obvious? On a hypothetical made up scenario?

 

[Revolver]

 

[Herky823]

Joe was having a great game, but Fran also probably thinks Josh Oglesby would have gone 6/6 from behind the arc if he were given one more game to lace em up.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Lol

No wai

 

[newsbreaker]

Brad is always running into assholes. Must be a coincidence.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[Hawkstrat]

He's not wrong, he's just blaming the wrong party.

 

[ivan_drago]

Greg Gard sucks in Blue Bloods.

 

[TJones3312]

Lol

 

[Fletch]

Joe was having a great game, but Fran also probably thinks Josh Oglesby would have gone 6/6 from behind the arc if he were given one more game to lace em up.

The bows were overly harsh. I appreciate you and this take, my man.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

That sounds like a suspension

 

[CamelTones]

When they watch a replay of the play they’re gonna say ‘Ohhhhhhh’

 

[Bucky217]

@Bucky217 is a great American who cheers for the worst fucking group of fucking fucks in the fucking sport.

I fuck a Hawkeye. She's dumb as owl shit but has big tits. I feel like I'm one of you.

 

[ISUFan98]

I fuck a Hawkeye. She's dumb as owl shit but has big tits. I feel like I'm one of you.

Pic?

 

[Bucky217]

Pic?

Nay nay

 

[douglasbader]

I fuck a Hawkeye. She's dumb as owl shit but has big tits. I feel like I'm one of you.

That is no way to talk about your mother.

 

[douglasbader]

We all bang her as well.

 

[douglasbader]

Boom. Roasted.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

That sounds like a suspension

I've just been beating my dick raw to badger quotes like this. I think I came like 5 times now

 

[ISUFan98]

Nay nay

Don't need a face. Just the tits.

 

[Revolver]

I fuck a Hawkeye. She's dumb as owl shit but has big tits. I feel like I'm one of you.

How does nlp feel about being called “she”?

 

[douglasbader]

How does nlp about being called “she”?

Ol' Tits.

 

[CamelTones]

When they watch a replay of the play they’re gonna say ‘Ohhhhhhh’

 

[newsbreaker]

When they watch a replay of the play they’re gonna say ‘Ohhhhhhh’

They’re not. Because they’re stupid.

 

[Bucky217]

Boom. Roasted.

Don't let anyone not accuse you of being a ratard.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Maybe if Davison wasn’t such a dirty cocksucker who has been caught literally punching people in the nuts the refs wouldn’t need to watch him so closely, huh?

He tried kneeing Garza in the balls in the second half, but Garza has too long of legs. No doubt it was meant to be if he timed it right.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

I can’t wait for that cocksucker Brad Davison to be gone. He’s a fucking disgusting twat and I hope he gets in a car accident and is crippled for life. Those refs were an abortion. Great for the Hawks to fight through all of that bullshit and pull out a win. Jordan and Luka earned a great senior day win.

I want him out of the country. Permanently. Send him to Siberia.

 

[Nobody]

Spoiler

AND A HEARTY FUCK YOU TO WISCONSIN, AS WELL - ESPECIALLY TO BRAD

 

[HiawathaHawk]

It's not just that they're dirty fucks. It's that they're sneaky dirty fucks who act innocent and do dirty shit that isn't just brute strength. They trip, undercut, flop, stick feet out under shooters, grab onto arms, etc. They're the worst and Davison is the worst of the worst. Reuvers had several sneaky bullshit plays today too. Fuck them forever.

 

[ISUFan98]

Spoiler

AND A HEARTY FUCK YOU TO WISCONSIN, AS WELL - ESPECIALLY TO BRAD

Well deserved.

 

[newsbreaker]

It's not just that they're dirty fucks. It's that they're sneaky dirty fucks who act innocent and do dirty shit that isn't just brute strength. They trip, undercut, flop, stick feet out under shooters, grab onto arms, etc. They're the worst and Davison is the worst of the worst. Reuvers had several sneaky bullshit plays today too. Fuck them forever.

They’re the date rapists of college basketball.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Of course.

Stunning development.

 

[ISUFan98]

Wisconsin basketball is a cancer on the sport.

 

[Herky823]

Who is it that likes how tough they play? Someone who posts here just can't remember who

 

[Revolver]

Who is it that likes how tough they play? Someone who posts here just can't remember who

@Fritz Fequiere ?

 

[douglasbader]

I guess anything could happen, but would be hard to see how Iowa isn't locked into a #2 seed in the NCAA Tournament after looking at Bracket Matrix.

They are #5 in KenPom and NET and not likely to move down even with a neutral site loss against Wisconsin. The other teams in contention for a #2 seed are the following...

Houston (won today on a miracle shot)
Ohio State (lost 4 in a row)
Alabama (beat Georgia today)
West Virginia (lost at home to a short handed Oklahoma State)
Villanova (lost their leader and beaten this weekend)
Florida State (bad loss to Notre Dame this weekend)

I think it is about as locked as it gets.

 

[Shawneemicks]

A league that revered guys like Tom izzo & bo Ryan results in mostly shit style of basketball.
you know what else it had caused? Zero national titles for two decades.
For all of frans faults I love his style, it’s fun, it’s entertaining.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[HiawathaHawk]

They’re the date rapists of college basketball.

And now they blame the victims for wearing skimpy clothes. It's not Brad's fault he keeps getting called for this shit, it's everyone else!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I wonder if Wisconsin fans are bitching that their players need to play through bad officiating or if they also think the refs suck.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

I guess anything could happen, but would be hard to see how Iowa isn't locked into a #2 seed in the NCAA Tournament after looking at Bracket Matrix.

They are #5 in KenPom and NET and not likely to move down even with a neutral site loss against Wisconsin. The other teams in contention for a #2 seed are the following...

Houston (won today on a miracle shot)
Ohio State (lost 4 in a row)
Alabama (beat Georgia today)
West Virginia (lost at home to a short handed Oklahoma State)
Villanova (lost their leader and beaten this weekend)
Florida State (bad loss to Notre Dame this weekend)

I think it is about as locked as it gets.

Pretty much a done deal at this point. Worst thing that could reasonably happen at this point is a neutral court Quad 1 loss to PSU or Wisconsin. Given the other teams scuffling, that shouldn't hurt us.

Coming into the season I obviously was hoping for the first Big Ten title in 40 years. But if you said we'd end the year a top 5 team in the metrics and polls and earn a 2 seed, I would have gladly taken it.

 

[douglasbader]

I am still laughing at that dumbfuck @Shawneemicks that wanted to sit Garza the last few games and take a #5 seed in the NCAA.

What a fucking moron.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Pretty much a done deal at this point. Worst thing that could reasonably happen at this point is a neutral court Quad 1 loss to PSU or Wisconsin. Given the other teams scuffling, that shouldn't hurt us.

Coming into the season I obviously was hoping for the first Big Ten title in 40 years. But if you said we'd end the year a top 5 team in the metrics and polls and earn a 2 seed, I would have gladly taken it.

I thought 14-6 or 15-5 would have won the league. Oh well.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Marc is right in the sense that Gard is the one dude that could have ended Davison's bullshit.

I might catch some bows here, but he could still be really effective without all the dirty shit. Like if he played with Connor's edge instead of the sneaky dirty stuff, he'd be really tough.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

I thought 14-6 or 15-5 would have won the league. Oh well.

Agreed. Would've been frustrating if Michigan didn't go crazy and the 1 game in Champaign was the difference in the title.

 

[douglasbader]

7-1 to end the regular season.

@MikeyJoe

 

[TJones3312]

7-1 to end the regular season.

@MikeyJoe

FADE MY NUT SACK!