All-Time Ferentz Era Worst 2-Deeps

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I also nominate Kevonte Martin-Manley. He had about as many drops as he had catches, and he made up bullshit stories on KF because his clothing line ain't paying the bills.
I considered that, but too many other awful WR's to put him on there.
 

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Along the offensive line you have to look at the 2007 and 2012 teams after Donnel and Scherff went out. Defensive line was terrible in 2007 and 2012 outside of Mike Daniels in 2011.
Name names you fucking coward!!
 

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I don't know if you could find a more unimpressive school reception leader. Master of the 5 yard catch
I don‘t remember who said it or the exact quote, but I think we can all agree, if you needed a five-yard catch on 3rd-and-10, KMM was your man.
 

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I love how there has been zero debate on QB, because I'm fucking spot on, boyz.
 

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Kornbrath wasn't much better than Rastetter
I have decided that based on how terrible Rastetter was, that will be a one man position on this depth chart.
 

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I believe Deandre Johnson was on the two-deeps, and it's his fault we didn't get James White. So if Paki's not taking a spot, it's gotta be him.
 

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Mossbrucker
We were sitting in the first row just down from the Iowa bench in the 2012 game at Northwestern, Mossbrucker just hung out on the sideline at the edge of the sideline box the entire game. For some reason they brought a backup kicker to a road game to not interact or even come within 10 feet of a teammate the entire game. Strange.
 

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Gaglione can't be on there because he was awesome in the rain game we somehow won in East Lansing (maybe even Castillo with the game-sealing pick??).

Don Shumpert is my choice at WR.
That was their last win in 2012. Denied!!

I will consider Shumpert, but someone at WR has to go.
 

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That was their last win in 2012. Denied!!

I will consider Shumpert, but someone at WR has to go.
Kind of a “but how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?“ but other than the OSU game with the multiple huge drops Stross was more fine than bad.
 

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Kind of a “but how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?“ but other than the OSU game with the multiple huge drops Stross was more fine than bad.
He is staying on there because he cost Iowa the Rose Bowl.
 

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Was Brett Morse any good? I don't remember him at all.

Dominic Alvis at DE
Alvis was pretty good. There wasn’t a lot of talent around him. Morse didn’t really do anything on the 2009 team other than block on 3rd and long pass plays.
 

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Jacob Hillyer or Don Shumpert at WR.

Agreed on Rastetter. I would venture to guess he personally cost them at least 3 games.
 

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Brady Ross was really good and completely missing the first guy he should have blocked on every play.
 

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Circumstances notwithstanding, Sam Brownlee.
 

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Limited run by Chic Ejiasi single-handedly lost the 2001 Michigan game after Stockdale got hurt.
 

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Looking at the 2011 2 deep, there was something called Joe Forgy at defensive end.
 

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It's crazy how hard it is to fill out the OL and DL positions.

The DB positions are only easy because of the whites.
 
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