Battle of the Douchebags: the Dougie v Fabard challenge

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I still owe doug a hundy for the Ellingson transfer.
 

Alan Lomax

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Not the same, but I've been mixing candy corn with crunchy Jif, and it is fantastic. Eat straight or as a sandwich.
I don't get it, how did this happen? Like the first time, was there an accidental spill? Just sitting next to each other on the counter and got a shrug and try?
 

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I don't get it, how did this happen? Like the first time, was there an accidental spill? Just sitting next to each other on the counter and got a shrug and try?
Think Reeses peanut butter cups. Same principle.
 

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I mean candy corn and peanuts mixed are good, but a sandwich- not so much
 

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Yea I can see the candy corn and peanut butter but this sandwich business has me skeptical
 

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If that’s FAB, he’s not a fat fuck at all, and also very attractive for a man.
 

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I'm not sure that face matches the high pitched, squirrelly voice.
 

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FAB is a big boy, right? I always envision him as a thick gentleman
 

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Soon this will be flying proudly of the front of Dougie’s home.


Either those doors are huge or that dude is tiny. I've been led to believe 'ol fabby is a sizeable dude, or maybe that pull-up pic wasn't him either?
 

Fair and Balanced

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Doug’s a good sport and a man of his word. In the heat of the moment he said something stupid so I challenged him to a dumb bet and he admirably accepted, against his better judgment.

So, if Peaches starts a game next year he has to buy and display at HBAM flag for a week on the front of his house and another week over his Gunite! pool. If he doesn’t I have to do the same.

If we are being honest, the loser will just buy the fucking flag, slap it on the front of the house for a minute, take a pic for “proof”, take it to the back yard, repeat the process, wipe his ass with it and throw it in the garbage. In an out in ten minutes but still “compliant”.

But still, for me, having him hit the checkout button to buy that thing will slightly soften the blow of having to watch that faggot QB the Hawks.

I hope I lose, but it’s a less than horrible hedging strategy.
 

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BTW, I’m not going to lose this bet, but I’ve already been in negotiations with McGee regarding a very special flag unveiling should that happen. And by “negotiations”, I mean yeah she’ll almost certainly do it, though her perkiness has declined and it may be anti-climatic.
 

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BTW, I’m not going to lose this bet, but I’ve already been in negotiations with McGee regarding a very special flag unveiling should that happen. And by “negotiations”, I mean yeah she’ll almost certainly do it, though her perkiness has declined and it may be anti-climatic.
Nope it will not be disappointing. I assure you.
 

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Doug’s a good sport and a man of his word. In the heat of the moment he said something stupid so I challenged him to a dumb bet and he admirably accepted, against his better judgment.

So, if Peaches starts a game next year he has to buy and display at HBAM flag for a week on the front of his house and another week over his Gunite! pool. If he doesn’t I have to do the same.

If we are being honest, the loser will just buy the fucking flag, slap it on the front of the house for a minute, take a pic for “proof”, take it to the back yard, repeat the process, wipe his ass with it and throw it in the garbage. In an out in ten minutes but still “compliant”.

But still, for me, having him hit the checkout button to buy that thing will slightly soften the blow of having to watch that faggot QB the Hawks.

I hope I lose, but it’s a less than horrible hedging strategy.
Wow. Real "heads I win, tails you lose" sort of situation here for 'ol Dougie.
 
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