Battle of the Douchebags: the Dougie v Fabard challenge

[AZmessDAWG]

Especially a modern chef-inspired menu

 

[howler]

I still owe doug a hundy for the Ellingson transfer.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

This thread will disappear after 4 days, will be bumped in 9 months and nothing will come of it

So, your dating pattern, basically.

 

[BngHawk]

Oh my

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I hope his mom doesn’t read this board.

 

[Fletch]

Who do you think pays his membership dues?

 

[chafedHawk]

Not the same, but I've been mixing candy corn with crunchy Jif, and it is fantastic. Eat straight or as a sandwich.

instead of bread, try waffles

 

[Verbal]

Not the same, but I've been mixing candy corn with crunchy Jif, and it is fantastic. Eat straight or as a sandwich.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

An agreement has been reached.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Not the same, but I've been mixing candy corn with crunchy Jif, and it is fantastic. Eat straight or as a sandwich.

I don't get it, how did this happen? Like the first time, was there an accidental spill? Just sitting next to each other on the counter and got a shrug and try?

 

[Monster]

I don't get it, how did this happen? Like the first time, was there an accidental spill? Just sitting next to each other on the counter and got a shrug and try?

Think Reeses peanut butter cups. Same principle.

 

[Pedro]

Think Reeses peanut butter cups. Same principle.

Except disgusting.

 

[cloudhawk]

I mean candy corn and peanuts mixed are good, but a sandwich- not so much

 

[BngHawk]

I think we are being played here.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea I can see the candy corn and peanut butter but this sandwich business has me skeptical

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

An agreement has been reached.

Super awesome Facebook mom post here. Won't someone please ask what the agreement is!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Yea I can see the candy corn and peanut butter but this sandwich business has me skeptical

You didn’t get that donut!

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Super awesome Facebook mom post here. Won't someone please ask what the agreement is!

Winner fucks your mom. Loser does too.

 

[Kamala]

Super awesome Facebook mom post here. Won't someone please ask what the agreement is!

I would, but I just can’t find any way to care.

 

[BBK]

I laughed for about 30 seconds earlier when I remembered @douglasbader saying @Fair and Balanced looks like peak Thom Cornelis.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Soon this will be flying proudly of the front of Dougie’s home.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Those are crazy eyes

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Those are crazy eyes

Whammo’s crazy friend.

 

[The Full Monte]

Soon this will be flying proudly of the front of Dougie’s home.

Huh. I always thought you were fatter Fab

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Soon this will be flying proudly of the front of Dougie’s home.

Again?

What happens if Doug loses?

 

[Will McCoy]

Those are crazy eyes

Lol deranged! Look what Halo has done to me!!

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Soon this will be flying proudly of the front of Dougie’s home.

 

[BngHawk]

If that’s FAB, he’s not a fat fuck at all, and also very attractive for a man.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I'm not sure that face matches the high pitched, squirrelly voice.

 

[BBK]

That rug pilot is not FnB

 

[KitKatApples]

This man may be fair but he does not seem balanced.

 

[BngHawk]

FAB is a big boy, right? I always envision him as a thick gentleman

 

[BuffettHawk]

I’ve been told FabTard looks like Thom Cornelis and I refuse to believe otherwise.

 

[BBK]

I’ve been told FabTard looks like Thom Cornelis and I refuse to believe otherwise.

It's pretty close

 

[BngHawk]

I’ve been told FabTard looks like Thom Cornelis and I refuse to believe otherwise.

Hahahahaa that’s exactly how I envision him

 

[BBK]

Ol FnB is probably my favourite poster. Dude cracks me the fuck up

 

[Fair and Balanced]

In a Mulvaesque pronouncement, I can declare that “it’s not me, but it’s soon to be Dougie’s flag”.

 

[Pedro]

Soon this will be flying proudly of the front of Dougie’s home.

Either those doors are huge or that dude is tiny. I've been led to believe 'ol fabby is a sizeable dude, or maybe that pull-up pic wasn't him either?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Doug’s a good sport and a man of his word. In the heat of the moment he said something stupid so I challenged him to a dumb bet and he admirably accepted, against his better judgment.

So, if Peaches starts a game next year he has to buy and display at HBAM flag for a week on the front of his house and another week over his Gunite! pool. If he doesn’t I have to do the same.

If we are being honest, the loser will just buy the fucking flag, slap it on the front of the house for a minute, take a pic for “proof”, take it to the back yard, repeat the process, wipe his ass with it and throw it in the garbage. In an out in ten minutes but still “compliant”.

But still, for me, having him hit the checkout button to buy that thing will slightly soften the blow of having to watch that faggot QB the Hawks.

I hope I lose, but it’s a less than horrible hedging strategy.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

BTW, I’m not going to lose this bet, but I’ve already been in negotiations with McGee regarding a very special flag unveiling should that happen. And by “negotiations”, I mean yeah she’ll almost certainly do it, though her perkiness has declined and it may be anti-climatic.

 

[BngHawk]

BTW, I’m not going to lose this bet, but I’ve already been in negotiations with McGee regarding a very special flag unveiling should that happen. And by “negotiations”, I mean yeah she’ll almost certainly do it, though her perkiness has declined and it may be anti-climatic.

Nope it will not be disappointing. I assure you.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

BTW, I’m not going to lose this bet, but I’ve already been in negotiations with McGee regarding a very special flag unveiling should that happen. And by “negotiations”, I mean yeah she’ll almost certainly do it, though her perkiness has declined and it may be anti-climatic.

?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Sorry to rain on your parade

 

[Herky823]

Doug’s a good sport and a man of his word. In the heat of the moment he said something stupid so I challenged him to a dumb bet and he admirably accepted, against his better judgment.

So, if Peaches starts a game next year he has to buy and display at HBAM flag for a week on the front of his house and another week over his Gunite! pool. If he doesn’t I have to do the same.

If we are being honest, the loser will just buy the fucking flag, slap it on the front of the house for a minute, take a pic for “proof”, take it to the back yard, repeat the process, wipe his ass with it and throw it in the garbage. In an out in ten minutes but still “compliant”.

But still, for me, having him hit the checkout button to buy that thing will slightly soften the blow of having to watch that faggot QB the Hawks.

I hope I lose, but it’s a less than horrible hedging strategy.

Wow. Real "heads I win, tails you lose" sort of situation here for 'ol Dougie.

 

[douglasbader]

I'm going to win.