Dog Crap Litterer
- Nov 30, 2007
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What. The. Fuck.Great defensive players have great eyes. Mike Singletary, meet Brandon Hutton. Imagine seeing that face when you are trying to bring the ball up the court. Makes me want to just hand the ball to him, "Alright! Alright! I know you know what I did last summer!"
The art of intimidation. He could heckle a comedian without saying a word!
"I'm not going to be in town that weekend, but I'll buy ten ScoutO'Rhama tickets...ok? Alright, twenty! Ok? OK? Oh, honey! Came talk to this kid!"
"The court finds you....not me, the jury, it wasn't me....what, now they say it wasn't them...ok, you can go, nothing special going on here."
"These aren't the Droids we're looking for, move along!"
Female voice, "You are such a great listener! Most guys don't get it, but I can tell you are focused on me! I know we just met but....(And he does that...on the phone!")
Between"The Future Most Interesting Man in the World, Trey Dickerson, to the "Art of Intimidation", Brandon Hutton....McCaffery has really tapped into the mutants for basketball players. We might as well call them the "X-Men"!
Editing for more thoughts again. I don't have a nickname for Uhl yet...but when I think of him I sing to myself, "Under the radar and over the rim, into the lane we go! Uhl knows the way to score today...but the defense doesn't even know, Oh!" And in Ellingson's case it is simple......."Incoming!"
"He turned from his most recent object of interest, still clutching the handle of the magnifier so that for a moment I could see his eye at ten times the actual size. It was red, cloudy such that I could see that severe morphine addiction still held a grip on Holmes. Then he swung the glass away and spoke in a surprised voice, as if catching the meaning of what he was saying just as he was saying it, "Watson! A clue! This Meyer fellow has changed his prediction again! Certainly at such a late date, he must have information!"
"Perhaps, Holmes, but we are running out of time! Tomorrow all will be revealed and we will never stop Moriarty from sucking the ultimate chaotic energy from college sports and using it in his world destroying weapon! If we can't make sense of Atwood's decision the world as we know it may end!" I don't know if the World's Greatest Detective even heard me as he had already returned to the glowing light of his laptop.
He was lighting his bent pipe, staring at the screen, when suddenly he proclaimed, "I shall twitter this Meyer fellow myself!"
From an employee of the library, "Sir, there is no smoking in the...
I bashed at his chest with my cane. The forth swing caught his throat and he started choking. "Don't interrupt the mighty Holmes!" The servant ran and I knew that in moments law enforcement would be set on us, on us! The very heroes trying to save the planet, being chased by the law once again!! "
"That's a good chap, my friend.", said Holmes, "But I need a moment longer, can you provide a distraction?"
It didn't take another request, I was off! Shouting back, "I'll meet you at the car!" I ran shouting through the halls of the library, removing my clothing and tossing it about. I had securities attention and knew I was buying Sherlock the time he needed. Eventually, out of breath and down to nothing but my black socks, Oxford's and bowler, I circled a table filled with seated and aghast sorority girls three times, giving the guards a merry chase! I dropped my hat on the head of a pretty lass and made my escape out an emergency door just as circumstances were, Holmes was exiting the front of the building.
We met at the car. As Holmes drove, "Doctor, I contacted Meyer. As it turns out, he got his information from a friend who knows an ASU assistant who might have said something about reading on the internet that Atwood is leaning to picking Arizona State! I tracked down that link and it came from someone at 247 that heard Meyer was considering changing his prediction! As it turns out, after six various degrees of separation, Meyer changed his prediction based on information that someone was going to change his prediction and that someone turns out to be him!"
"Ghastly!", I exclaimed, "There is no stopping Moriarty now! He'll use the power this chaos creates to fuel his dreadful machine!" I was enjoying a most delightful verbal panic when I noticed Holmes had calmly pulled into the driver's access at Taco Bell. I also noticed I was still rather under dressed.
We sat in the car at City Park, enjoying the ten for ten dollars tacos and large drinks. Holmes was so calm, and this disturbed me in such a way, I that I regretted having left my beating cane at the library. Finally, I got up the nerve to ask, "Enjoying a last meal before the end of the world are we than?"
"Not so, Watson", said Holmes, "Don't you see? We've discovered the inevitable constant of college basketball recruiting. The one thing that purifies the chaos and will ultimately contaminate the villains machine...rendering it harmless. We've discovered the whole point!"
"Which is?", He had ordered a diet drink for me, I was neither happy nor satisfied.
"We must accept that the probable is now eliminated and the improbable is indeed the truth, only Atwood knows, if indeed he knows yet, what his decision will be! If even one prognosticator knew, we would all know."
"Remarkable!", said I.
"Elementary", said Holmes, "They'll be in the Elementary offering kids and fans will still be trying to guess what the child is thinking."
JFC...who the fuck are these people? Seriously...
It is kind of hard to answer them when half of them are statements?Does anyone ever answer his questions?
I didn't know who Kirk Ferentz was in early 1981, when he left Pitt as a GA to become Iowa's new OL coach under Hayden Fry. I have always had a soft spot for Pitt. He was my #1 choice, when Hayden Fry retired, after the 1998 season.
Not always a fan, especially vs. Iowa and the Big Ten. Not always a fan of the coaches the ADs have hired at Pitt. There have been some good ones. Bad ones and ugly too!
I liked the hire after Paul Chryst headed home to Madison. Iowa opens the Big Ten at Wisconsin in October. Iowa travels to play your old coach in his hometown; Pitt will be coming off a bye week and hitting the road to face a Virginia Tech team, 1-1 vs. I am a giant douche opponents in '15.
Mark Dantonio and Pat Narduzzi didn't beat Iowa the first time around at MSU. Thankfully, as an Iowa fan, Narduzzi's first homecoming back to Kinnick and the Big Ten wasn't a win. He showed that he is brings MSU style football to the Iron City.
Paul Chryst wasn't the answer for Pitt. It has been a long time for Pitt, but a defensive minded coach looks like a good fit for the Panthers.
It was a spirited game and 27-24 was the pick that ringed true, though I didn't expect it quite on the final play. I should have, most likely, in this series: Iowa-Pitt.
Iowa and Pitt have a lot of work to do. They both have shown some improvement, since last season. They both have plenty to clean up and build upon in 2015.
Iowa was missing their #1 RB and #1 DE. Of course, the loss of your #1 RB has been huge for a coach that will want to run the ball down opponents throats, but you are really young at the RB position. Patience will be required.
Best wishes moving forward in the ACC. Though, a lot of Iowa fans would prefer Pitt over Rutgers in the Big Ten. Yes, we get the whole NYC thing, but Pitt is a Midwest team and a very good research institution and there is something about New Jersey, other than we enjoy there student-athletes on the gridiron that just doesn't seem right about Rutgers and the I am a giant douche.
It has been a long 5 years for Iowa. The 2010 season was a disappointment at 8-5. The 2011 to 2014 seasons have been good, bad and ugly for Iowa. Iowa was 4-8 in 2012, but they did beat MSU (7-6) on the road.
Iowa is in the fourth season with new OC and DC. In 2002, Kirk Ferentz had a breakout season. It took him four years (three to bowl), after he inherited a 3-8 program, in December of 1998.
The improvements at Pitt should be faster, but it still will take time.
I am not sold on either QB quite yet. Good luck on that one.