**FIRE BRIAN - Official Michigan vs. Iowa Football Thread - BRIAN IS A FAT SACK OF SHIT**

[Alan Lomax]

This OL really sucks. 35yds rushing. Can’t pass block worth a shit.

The disrespect Michigan’s defense showed iowa was impressive. Just zero concern for the pass game. Zero.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I hate this team. The defense is too good to have a limp dishrag offense. There is enough talent there to be more than the worst fucking offense in the country

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I hate this team. The defense is too good to have a limp dishrag offense. There is enough talent there to be more than the worst fucking offense in the country

They're trying!

 

[douglasbader]

I thought chat was for people sitting at home watching the game on television having a way to interact with others. I did not realize that we need to have our TVs synched so that all the various streams are coming in at the same time.

Lol. Come on dude.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Iowa is 5-20 on third down conversions the last 2 games.

Shockingly high, actually

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m okay with Brian being on staff. He adds an asshole element that we need to stay edgy, especially since Doyle left. And, he does love the Hawks. But OC, no. Someone else mentioned it before but he might be a be better HC than OC. I could see that being the case.

lets not find out

 

[CleteyColgate]

The defense sucked today don't forget

 

[ClintWalker]

Some of the stuff in this thread is spectacular, I mean pure gold! It helps to laugh...right?

 

[HzzzHawk]

He got right up to the edge, but I don’t think he went as far as he hinted he was going to.

he was definitely edging

 

[MikeyJoe]

No. He. Is. Not.
Is he awful and does he suck at his job? Yes. But by blaming him solely you are releasing his dad for responsibility. Brian is not one iota more responsible than Kirk. If Brian can’t do his job that’s 100% on his boss, who is also his dad, for allowing it and endorsing it.

His boss is Gary Barta.

 

[LifelongHawk]

It's all been building up to this. Kirk's revenge. Brian's revenge.

Iowa going to put up a 30 bagger on offense.

DFATT

 

[HzzzHawk]

Logan Lee’s dad and sister/gf wanted to kick my ass

logan lee is dating his sister?

 

[Kamala]

His boss is Gary Barta.

I’m fine with blaming all three

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I thought chat was for people sitting at home watching the game on television having a way to interact with others. I did not realize that we need to have our TVs synched so that all the various streams are coming in at the same time.

Chat is for soft-skinned pussies.

 

[HzzzHawk]

That hot lesbian ref douched us today

StinQ probably had 30+ posts in chat today speculating on the moisture level of her panties

 

[Silky Johnson]

The defense sucked today don't forget

Go troll elsewhere moron.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Some of the stuff in this thread is spectacular, I mean pure gold! It helps to laugh...right?

Some of the dumbest people in the Iowa "fan" base post here because they want to be around others who have an IQ less than an ant.

 

[douglasbader]

Chat is for soft-skinned pussies.

Get pissed, douchebag.

 

[Kamala]

Some of the dumbest people in the Iowa "fan" base post here because they want to be around others who have an IQ less than an ant.

You can leave

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Get pissed, douchebag.

Easy there, cucked boy.

 

[The Tin Man]

Spencer Petras can’t complete a pass where he’s allowed to roll toward his WIDE OPEN receiver. A play designed for quarterbacks who fucking blow. Every shitty quarterback in the universe can easily complete that pass. You, reading this, can probably complete that pass. The three year starter who’s taken every single fucking snap except when he’s been hurt, can’t complete that pass. He’s SO fucking bad, yet plays every fucking down. Kirk can go fuck himself over this. It’s ridiculous.

Did anyone else see Petras overthrow his receiver while warming up for the second half? ISSD.

 

[douglasbader]

Easy there, cucked boy.

You keep alluding to this phrase, but I'm not the cucked boy. That's you and your wife making you drive the pack and plays to Florida like a fucking bitch.

Did you wear your fresh panties the whole way down?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Chat is for soft-skinned pussies.

You said the magic words and MikeyJoe moderated this shit out of you.

 

[BluesHawk]

what the fuck is wrong with dolph and podolak? put them out to the pasture, jfc.

No shit. I was in the car today during the pregame and game, and that's the first time in a while I'd listened to that much of them. Just brutal.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Alex Padilla?

 

[Mr. Hawk]

No shit. I was in the car today during the pregame and game, and that's the first time in a while I'd listened to that much of them. Just brutal.

They have to go. It’s stupid to let them go on forever.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

That hot lesbian ref douched us today

StinQ probably had 30+ posts in chat today speculating on the moisture level of her panties

I received numerous “that fucking bitch” texts today.

 

[MikeyJoe]

They have to go. It’s stupid to let them go on forever.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but sentiment seems to matter quite a bit in the Iowa athletic department.

 

[MisterFalcon]

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but sentiment seems to matter quite a bit in the Iowa athletic department.

Shit needs to go bad before any change is made. That goes for the broadcasting booth as well as the athletic programs. I'll never cheer for an Iowa loss, but nothing will change unless Iowa goes 4-8, and Dolph calls someone King Kong.

 

[The Dad]

That hot lesbian ref douched us today

StinQ probably had 30+ posts in chat today speculating on the moisture level of her panties

Was the Admiral in attendance to attempt a conversion?

 

[Alan Lomax]

Lol at the thought of Dolph being replaced without a stroke or death.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

You said the magic words and MikeyJoe moderated this shit out of you.

He sure did. Anything and everything else flies on this site, but Padilla going in, lol jk, brings down the ban hammer. Seems legit.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

You keep alluding to this phrase, but I'm not the cucked boy. That's you and your wife making you drive the pack and plays to Florida like a fucking bitch.

Did you wear your fresh panties the whole way down?

I don’t recall another Penus ever being inside my wife, did something change for you?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

He sure did. Anything and everything else flies on this site, but Padilla going in, lol jk, brings down the ban hammer. Seems legit.

It was the happiest I've ever been to the saddest in a span of 30 seconds.

 

[MikeyJoe]

He sure did. Anything and everything else flies on this site, but Padilla going in, lol jk, brings down the ban hammer. Seems legit.

I hope you learned your lesson.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

He sure did. Anything and everything else flies on this site, but Padilla going in, lol jk, brings down the ban hammer. Seems legit.

Excellent troll, bitching about the reaction is pretty lame.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Give me attention!


No, not that attention!

 

[26.2]

I don’t recall another Penus ever being inside my wife, did something change for you?

Why would you recall that? She sure as fuck isn't telling you about it.

 

[26.2]

I thought chat was for people sitting at home watching the game on television having a way to interact with others. I did not realize that we need to have our TVs synched so that all the various streams are coming in at the same time.

There has never been a more deserving time out, you crybaby cunt

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I hope you learned your lesson.

I absolutely did not.

 

[nolookpass]

I hate this team. The defense is too good to have a limp dishrag offense. There is enough talent there to be more than the worst fucking offense in the country

much booing in the stands today?

 

[Dolomitey]

There was one good offensive boo in the first half and from my perspective the Michigan sideline ruined it. They fucking loved it. It was gross.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

much booing in the stands today?

There was a lot on the radio during the first quarter. It’s hard to distinguish between that and COOOOOP sometimes.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

The captain of the Titanic and his son, Brian.

 

[26.2]

There was a lot on the radio during the first quarter. It’s hard to distinguish between that and COOOOOP sometimes.

Radio. LOL you faget

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Radio. LOL you faget

Sorry. I was busy decommissioning my watercraft.

 

[26.2]

Sorry. I was busy decommissioning my watercraft.

Good point. Probably takes you quite a bit of time to clean all the mud and pesticides off the thing after a summer in Iowa waterways.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Have we talked about Max Duggan lately?

 

[Mountain Hawk]

They have to go. It’s stupid to let them go on forever.

But that's the Iowa Way.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What happened in chat?