**FIRE BRIAN - Official Michigan vs. Iowa Football Thread - BRIAN IS A FAT SACK OF SHIT**

The Full Monte

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This OL really sucks. 35yds rushing. Can’t pass block worth a shit.
I was dead ass wrong about Conner Colby. I was positive that he would be the next Iowa OL that started early on the interior and finished a great career on the edge. But man has he disappointed this year
 

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This might be the most discouraging thing as far as I'm concerned. If Iowa sucks at OL, with Kirk Ferentz as HC, that is a huge red flag to me.
For a guy that’s been heralded as an offensive line guru….it’s been flat out inexcusably bad the last two years. Kirk made a lot of fucking money off that reputation.
 

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TIH stated that we’d see padilla in the second half.
At this point, I’m convinced ol Spence will come back for his Covid year. I need one of those “Petras makes me drink” shirts
 

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Doug clarified. I believe I called for TIH’s death at that point. Chat was hot.
 

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I agree TIH should be banned. Not for the Padilla thing just in general. Dudes a retard
 

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They score a short-field TD down 20-0 in the 4th quarter, then get a long drive against Michigan's version of the bend but don't break, and then they get a total garbage TD at the end.

Fuck you Kurt, there's no reason to think that represents hope or any improvement by the offense.
 

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lol this isn’t stalkerish at all
No shit.
Take more notes on what people have posted you creepy fucking dork
Because receivers are the only one responsible for wins and losses. You're a fucking idiot. You are HALO's Jon Miller without another dumb podcast.
Post 8,000 more times dork.
Guess who has page after page of calling people a "dork" exactly like this?

This is embarrassing, Whamo.
 

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You know, for a guy that goes bonkers about how many screen names that Loog has made over the years, this is like your 5th or 6th one on Halo.

For fuck's sake, the @Hawk&Balls one was one of your pussy ass alts before you gave it to him.
 

Geese

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Would make sense monster would pick a name with "chip" in it being a fat fuck and all
 

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I picture Spencer walking around the locker-room after the game and awkwardly saying, "Keep grinding, my dude. Brian says we're close."
In all seriousness, you just know without a shred of doubt that he’s clapping like an idiot telling his teammates “we all tried hard out there”
 

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It will never happen, but my wet dream would be for Spencer to throw Brian under the bus for the offense.
 

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You know, for a guy that goes bonkers about how many screen names that Loog has made over the years, this is like your 5th or 6th one on Halo.

For fuck's sake, the @Hawk&Balls one was one of your pussy ass alts before you gave it to him.
I think you’re wrong on this but I also had no idea that my bff monster was H&B. That’s confirmed or just speculation?
 
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