Hayden’s Iowa Hawkeye Update of the Week.

[Soda Popinski]

I like Hayden.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

What a great pump up for tomorrow's game. Thanks for releasing this Fabby. As Dougie would say, HBAMFM!

Isn’t it great that we have something that unites all of us?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Loved the Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz offensive playbook that he slowly flipped through and it was just blank pages...lol.

 

[Pedro]

I'm going to continue to believe this is @Fair and Balanced. It's just more fun that way.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Icy Hot Puntazz > Van Hayden

 

[Geese]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Dalé

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It’s pronounced “Da Lep”, as in pieces of his body are falling off.

 

[BBK]

 

[WCFHawkeye]

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Technical delay.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Unacceptable

 

[cloudhawk]

What is this- amateur hour

 

[Harlan]

He must be affiliated with BCDivide.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Week four.

@douglasbader
@douglasbader
@douglasbader

 

[Dr. Zaius]

LFG!!!!!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

*week 3

 

[Gushawk]

The subtle remote in the ass gesture was nice. A real highlight for me.

 

[cloudhawk]

Should have thrown in some alternate yard work comments somehow

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Hey @douglasbader did you watch this? Isn’t it totally awesome?

 

[BBK]

Anyone notice our guy looks a little like Petras?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Well, they both play a mean guitar.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

We’re back on track. Please hold.

 

[nikolausp]

We’re back on track. Please hold.

Looking forward to it!

 

[Fair and Balanced]

@douglasbader

Update by a million!

 

[Fair and Balanced]

week whatever.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Meow

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Worth the wait

 

[hawkeyealum]

Lol

the Brian is a clown and what’s a forward pass were pretty good

 

[BBK]

That meowser was getting pissed

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

That was the best one, imo. Two thumbs up!!

 

[Pedro]

Kitteh!!!

Cats eat gophers. That's all I've got.

 

[Pedro]

We're all Carl Spackler today.

"Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint."

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Cat was a good sport.

 

[nikolausp]

That was good stuff. Lmao

 

[KitKatApples]

Gay

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Going on vacation during football season was a very BCSDivide move. Hurtful.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I’m the wardrobe director for the next one.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Maybe a little something just for our boy @douglasbader.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

And @BBK

Subtle and classy.

 

[Gushawk]

Titties can be subtle and classy, imo.

 

[KitKatApples]

Very

 

[Pedro]

Titties can be subtle and classy, imo.

And always appreciated.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

No titties, unless I make a cameo (unlikely)

 

[Harlan]

Right at the time, bitches!

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I considered a Loogtard shout out but just changed my mind and, in honor of the Update’s biggest fan, I’m going with SECOND homage to our boy @douglasbader

 

[Harlan]

I considered a Loogtard shout out but just changed my mind and, in honor of the Update’s biggest fan, I’m going with SECOND homage to our boy @douglasbader

I’m confused as to the relationship here.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

New!

 

[HzzzHawk]

Haloman will mock but those vids are actually very good

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I wasn’t expecting a vid this week. The call outs will be in the future.