Hayden’s Iowa Hawkeye Update of the Week.

[The Tin Man]

Is it possible we can get this guy to make our homoerotic holiday songs come to life?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Haloman will mock but those vids are actually very good

They are great. I was a bit skeptical at first, but @douglasbader was so persistent about how much he liked these and looked forward to them that he won me over.

 

[BngHawk]

Fab’s family member kicks ass at these.

 

[HzzzHawk]

The dude can carry a tune. I bet he’s a former high school theater nerd

 

[hawkeyealum]

His videos deserve more likes

 

[Northside Ray Ray]

 

[The Dad]

More vids than subscribers. Lol

 

[HzzzHawk]

I can’t get enough of that B Ferentz blank pages playbook. It’s like the best halo jokes — e.g. mouse and popcorn, fighting racism one glass of wine at a time — it never gets old

I love the singing and dancing but some of the closeups are a bit much. We don’t really need to be able to see the cavities on his teeth. That’s too close.

 

[BBK]

That kid probably kills some karaoke

 

[Pinehawk]

I love everything about these videos.

 

[nikolausp]

Hayden with a little hat tip to @douglasbader #RATT

 

[Pedro]

WTF was that all about?

 

[LifelongHawk]

What is OTG?

 

[Soda Popinski]

I'm confused. Hayden, identify yourself.

 

[Harlan]

That was a bit much.

 

[Pinehawk]

I would wear that corn jersey everywhere.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What is OTG?

On the gunite

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I spent a lot of time making that shirt.

OTG means “Oh the Gringo”. He was supposed to explain that. @BBK

 

[BBK]

 

[Pedro]

You're older than I thought @Fair and Balanced.

 

[HiG 2.0]

Well at least we now know Fabby has a boner for both Doug and BBK.

 

[BBK]

Well at least we now know Fabby has a boner for both Doug and BBK.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

My corn apparel creations kick all sorts of ass. Usually a cape is involved.

PM me and I’ll make you something legendary

 

[BuffettHawk]

I thought that looked like Thom Cornelis.

Nice patio, FabTard.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

My corn apparel creations kick all sorts of ass. Usually a cape is involved.

PM me and I’ll make you something legendary

You have a gift my friend.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Wait, that really is FABs family member?

 

[Harlan]

That was a bit much.

I’ve changed my mind.

 

[Gushawk]

I spent a lot of time making that shirt.

OTG means “Oh the Gringo”. He was supposed to explain that. @BBK

needed to be “O! TG!” imo

 

[Harlan]

You should have had him do another one for the Michigan State game as a tribute to Gus.

 

[nikolausp]

I spent a lot of time making that shirt.

OTG means “Oh the Gringo”. He was supposed to explain that. @BBK

That shirt did look like it took some TLC and time to make.... that was the first thought I had when I saw the video. Thanks for your efforts

OTG!

 

[douglasbader]

What the FUCK is this shit?

 

[nikolausp]

What the FUCK is this shit?

 

[HzzzHawk]

What the FUCK is this shit?

lol
Do you have any idea who that mysterious, elderly, overweight figure was who dropped off the corn shirt in Hayden’s last vid? Kind of looked like a ThomTard

 

[douglasbader]

lol
Do you have any idea who that mysterious, elderly, overweight figure was who dropped off the corn shirt in Hayden’s last vid? Kind of looked like a ThomTard

Is it @Mr. Hawk ????

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I am an Adonis.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

What the FUCK is this shit?

Dude you can quit the PMs begging me to make a corn bedazzled shirt for you. I already said I’d do it.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Doug’s all like “can you do one with popcorn? It would be awesome with popcorn!”

No Doug, I’m not using popcorn, asshole.

 

[douglasbader]

Doug’s all like “can you do one with popcorn? It would be awesome with popcorn!”

No Doug, I’m not using popcorn, asshole.

I love titties.

 

[gingerbread_man]

I love titties.

who the fuck doesn’t ?

 

[douglasbader]

who the fuck doesn’t ?

@26.2

 

[Fair and Balanced]

I love titties.

I love titties so much that I grew my own!

 

[gingerbread_man]

@26.2

seems gay

 

[douglasbader]

I love titties so much that I grew my own!

 

[BBK]

@douglasbader and I can wait for next week's video

 

[BBK]

 

[Soda Popinski]

Did Hayden die? What's the deal?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Did Hayden die? What's the deal?

it’s when your mortal body stops living and your soul passes on.

 

[HiG 2.0]

I think FAB’s relative must take more vacations than Fran.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Yeah he’s on my naughty list.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Is it possible we can get this guy to make our homoerotic holiday songs come to life?

@Fair and Balanced

Are you working on this?