**Indiana vs. Iowa Basketball Thread - 1/13/22 - 8:00pm - FS1**

[douglasbader]

Iowa is ranked who gives a shit in KenPom and they are #3 in offense or something and like #439 in defense.

Indiana has 2 ranked butt plugs and a top level vibrator.

Hope both teams have fun!!!!!!!!

 

[Silky Johnson]

Race Thompson can fuck off after playing out of his ass last year. Hope we win!

 

[Shawneemicks]

Not even Shawnee can make fun of Frans program anymore

 

[Lee Beevers]

Not even Shawnee can make fun of Frans program anymore

I fucked Shawnees mom last night.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I fucked Shawnees mom last night.

I’ve told you all she’s dead. Update your spreadsheet and be better Lee.

 

[KitKatApples]

She’d still play better defense then most of Iowas players

 

[Shawneemicks]

She’d still play better defense then most of Iowas players

 

[Lee Beevers]

I’ve told you all she’s dead. Update your spreadsheet and be better Lee.

but noted.

 

[Gushawk]

Loling at the OP. Well done, doug

 

[CleteyColgate]

I fucked Shawnees mom last night.

Play Free Bird

 

[Kamala]

Play Free Bird

We’re strictly an 80s Joel cover band

 

[CUIHAWK]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I will give four free tickets to the first poster that promises to use them and sends me a dick pic.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Whats second place, 8 tickets?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Can I use them and sent beebs dick pic?

 

[KitKatApples]

He wasn’t specific on who’s dick so I’m gonna say yes

 

[scottsdalehawk]

Would a pic of Acie Earl's 15 inch hammer be sufficient?

 

[KitKatApples]

Yes

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Must be some big nails for a 15 in hammer

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I will give four free tickets to the first poster that promises to use them and sends me a dick pic.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have removed the dick pic qualifier from my offer.

i received many dick pics, but no one could commit to attending the game.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Iowa is ranked who gives a shit in KenPom and they are #3 in offense or something and like #439 in defense.

Indiana has 2 ranked butt plugs and a top level vibrator.

Hope both teams have fun!!!!!!!!

LOL.

I imagined this voice as I read your post.

 

[MESHUGGAH]

Uhhh...hi.

 

[Fletch]

Uhhh...hi.

This is a great first post. I don’t see how it can be topped. You should probably stop posting.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

This is a great first post. I don’t see how it can be topped. You should probably stop posting.

After Ze goes and fucks zerself!

 

[Stomper15]

Iowa is somehow -4.5. Go figure.

 

[26.2]

Hawks by 10. Million!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

This is going to be the game they rebound!! BRING IT IN!

 

[Stomper15]

KenPom has Iowa by 3. I just don't think they have the defensive power to shutdown TJD.

He has Iowa going on a 4 game win streak.

 

[CleteyColgate]

This is going to be the game they rebound!! BRING IT IN!

JT gets 15 points and 10 assists. Connor gets negative 6 points and no turnovers.

 

[TurdBurgler]

W. Hill has the line at -4.5 or 77-73. Over seems like a good play

 

[L. Wade Childress]

These are the lines where I bet the ML against iowa. Can’t lose.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Traffic ugly around carver. Maybe a good sign?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Traffic ugly around carver. Maybe a good sign?

Uhhhh

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Seriously though for as much as people bitch about carver as an arena, I blame the parking situation for the lack of attendance more than anything.

 

[HawkBall23]

This is going to be the game they rebound!! BRING IT IN!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Uhhhh

It was not

 

[CleteyColgate]

This is going to be the game they rebound!! BRING IT IN!

This is the game Fran doesn't spend the whole game bitching about the refs!

 

[Bovert]

I'll eat a bowl of poop if Jackson-Davis scores fewer than 25 points. I still think we eek out a close one. IA 79 IN 76

 

[HawkBall23]

I'll eat a bowl of poop if Jackson-Davis scores fewer than 25 points. I still think we eek out a close one. IA 79 IN 76

You can eat a bowl of poop for me if Jackson-Davis grabs fewer than 8 offensive rebounds.

 

[The Dad]

Toussant looks like he’s playing on a junior high lunchroom floor or at a church.

 

[Matt]

Need a Fran gif of him slamming the chair, that shit was hilarious

I’d love to play slots or poker with him

 

[Pedro]

FUCKIN' MURRAYS!!!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It was not

Turned out to be a good crowd

 

[Talkin' Goat]

What just happened?

 

[Hawkstrat]

Keegan with 12 and 9 in about 45 seconds of gametime

 

[douglasbader]

They decided to stop taking it raw up the ass after the first half and SHOCKINGLY they win.

Nice.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Never in doubt. K. Murray is an ass kicker.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Winning is better than losing

 

[26.2]

Hawks by 10.

Brag brag brag