Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[The Incredible Hawk]

You can't get shredded on a Peloton bike, son.

Apparently you haven’t seen the optional 5 lb weights you can get with the bike.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea you idiot

 

[brantshawks]

Apparently you haven’t seen the optional 5 lb weights you can get with the bike.

For only an additional $250 I assume?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

For only an additional $250 I assume?

$69

 

[TH1974]

He spelled "hammered" wrong

 

[Soda Popinski]

Hey guys my wife bought a Peloton and let's me use it sometimes!

 

[hawkeyealum]

That fat fuck isn’t pelotoning

 

[snips]

 

[cloudhawk]

$69

Nice

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Hey guys my wife bought a Peloton and let's me use it sometimes!

I'm sure I have contributed to that Peloton as well.

 

[The Full Monte]

This is dirty AF. I would give zero fucks about blasting that shit on Twitter

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Hawkstrat]

Stop being a pussy, Greg.

 

[SondyRules]

 

[Soda Popinski]

Lmfao

 

[snips]

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm shocked given how sought after it all must be

 

[Pinehawk]

A rare Chizik coin sighting in the wild.

 

[nikolausp]

A rare Chizik coin sighting in the wild.

BIN

 

[The Full Monte]

This guy couldn’t keep Iowa’s name out of his mouth if the lives of his children depended on it

 

[WCFHawkeye]

This guy couldn’t keep Iowa’s name out of his mouth if the lives of his children depended on it

Huh. Weird he doesn't say an Iowa school. Oh. If his claim is Iowa State > Iowa for this reason, what does that say about UNI to Iowa State?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Someone pawned the shit out of Blum (if true).

 

[Hawk&Balls]

When was the last time Iowa State had a first round pick play in a conference championship game?

 

[eclone]

A rare Chizik coin sighting in the wild.

And an even rarer Greg McDermott coin sighting That I had no idea existed (and shouldn't)

 

[The Full Monte]

Your people @eclone

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[Soda Popinski]

Your people @eclone

Sam sucks too, to be fair.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Not the best track record

 

[Verbal]

He's made as much of the opportunity as he possibly could have. Even so, there's a chance this all ends up being a great trivia question someday, like: name the only rookie quarterback to win his first ten career starts, take his team to the Super Bowl, and then never start another game the rest of his career.

 

[The Full Monte]

And yet Brent….you’re getting your absolute ass handed to you in NIL donations and having discussions about picking up cans to try and catch up….

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

And yet Brent….you’re getting your absolute ass handed to you in NIL donations and having discussions about picking up cans to try and catch up….

 

[cloudhawk]

Was it tied to Casey pizza sales

 

[Soda Popinski]

Grills hair looks so stupid

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Grills hair looks so stupid

not to Julia Roberts

 

[Floyd R]

Someone might want to show the little man JTS attendance’s numbers for 2022

 

[newsbreaker]

That child is deeply insecure.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I can only imagine how small his penus is

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I can only imagine how small his penus is

I believe much of Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantumania was filmed there.

 

[The Full Monte]

That child is deeply insecure.

1000%

But boy does that shit resonate with Iowa State fans. Blum is basically copying the entire Pollard playbook. Every single tweet is a dig at Iowa, followed by an appeal for them to donate

 

[newsbreaker]

1000%

But boy does that shit resonate with Iowa State fans. Blum is basically copying the entire Pollard playbook. Every single tweet is a dig at Iowa, followed by an appeal for them to donate

With similar nickle-and-dime results.

 

[KitKatApples]

1000%

But boy does that shit resonate with Iowa State fans. Blum is basically copying the entire Pollard playbook. Every single tweet is a dig at Iowa, followed by an appeal for them to donate

*Beg

 

[Bovert]

With similar nickle-and-dime results.

Quite a pickel for clone recruiting/retention

 

[The Full Monte]

Bless your heart Larry

 

[newsbreaker]

The only way to approach Larry is to assume everything he posts is 100% apparent.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Bless your heart Larry

Otzelberger thread?

 

[ivan_drago]

 

[ivan_drago]

Hey! If one of our players makes the Super Bowl, can we all go sit outside in February and watch it on the interstate scoreboard? We can all bring pocket dogs!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

At least harvest will have been over for 3 months

 

[Silky Johnson]

Holy shit

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Only if everyone is bringing empty cans for nil deals.