Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[HerkyHopeful]

What are the chances Pandy comes out of retirement and goes on this trip?

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

What are the chances Pandy comes out of retirement and goes on this trip?

Not sure.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Do those fucking tards think the logistics of traveling to Dublin are similar to that of Memphis? Where their AD had to point out how cheap and easy it was to travel

 

[hawkeyealum]

The fact that they have a reason to travel to a history rich nation and they are worried about fucking Busch light just shows how stupid they are

 

[Soda Popinski]

The fact that they have a reason to travel to a history rich nation and they are worried about fucking Busch light just shows how stupid they are

I love that this weird shit goes all the way back to Indy running out of beer for the I am a giant douche Championship Iowa vs Michigan State so now those dorks think they have to define themselves by Busch Light hurrdurr.

 

[TH1974]

I love that this weird shit goes all the way back to Indy running out of beer for the I am a giant douche Championship Iowa vs Michigan State so now those dorks think they have to define themselves by Busch Light hurrdurr.

This goes way further back than that.

 

[Kerky]

Do those fucking tards think the logistics of traveling to Dublin are similar to that of Memphis? Where their AD had to point out how cheap and easy it was to travel

I'm going the end of this August and the cost will be just a weee bit more than a regional domestic destination. Just finding accommodations in Dublin is going to be difficult and very pricey. I'm going the weekend after the FSU game this year and prices are still inflated for this time of year.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Will they run out of Guinness. Just wondering. Will one of the two absolutely elite, centuries-old, beer drinking cultures in the world run out of beer when a couple thousand fat fucks from Western Iowa arrive.

God hates us. It’s the only explanation for being placed next to them.

The Guinness Storehouse is in Dublin, lol.

Also it warrants mentioning that Guinness isn't really the cool thing with the Irish. When I was there everyone was drinking Budweiser.

 

[26.2]

The Guinness Storehouse is in Dublin, lol.

Also it warrants mentioning that Guinness isn't really the cool thing with the Irish. When I was there everyone was drinking Budweiser.

I was there for close to two weeks recently and I don't think i saw a single person order a Bud. Carlsberg/Guinness/Beamish were the only beers I ever witnessed being ordered, and I don't think I saw a single Budweiser tap handle either.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Good 4 u

 

[26.2]

Good 4 u

Just admit you were full of shit and move on.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Good 4 u

you look happy and healthy.

 

[ivan_drago]

LMFAO

 

[newsbreaker]

If those stupid pricks go all the way to IRELAND of all places and drink their shitty watery beer from Iowa, I swear to God.

Fucking Dublin. One of the great drinking cities on the planet. Let's take our shitty stunt lager with us.

 

[Soda Popinski]

From what I've heard from people and honest Iowa State fans is that pretty much all of that Iowa State branded beer sucks too.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

honest Iowa State

 

[Verbal]

While they're at it, they better make sure the hotel comissaries have plenty of Easy Mac.

 

[chafedHawk]

If they can pack sufficient pocket sandwiches they might collectively inject zero dollars into the local economy.

 

[eclone]

From what I've heard from people and honest Iowa State fans is that pretty much all of that Iowa State branded beer sucks too.

Some does some doesn't.
The Ames Lager is a decent easy drinking Lager. Very generic tasting.
The Cyclones Hazy in the black can from Back Pocket is my favorite, but is probably just a rebranded Bubba.
BackPocket also has CloneFest (which I've never liked) and Forever True Amber Ale which is also generically fine.

The Jack Trice Foundation Red Corn Ale from PeaceTree is my least favorite.

 

[Brad Wesley]

Some does some doesn't.
The Ames Lager is a decent easy drinking Lager. Very generic tasting.
The Cyclones Hazy in the black can from Back Pocket is my favorite, but is probably just a rebranded Bubba.
BackPocket also has CloneFest (which I've never liked) and Forever True Amber Ale which is also generically fine.

The Jack Trice Foundation Red Corn Ale from PeaceTree is my least favorite.

You going to Ireland for the game?

 

[Soda Popinski]

Some does some doesn't.
The Ames Lager is a decent easy drinking Lager. Very generic tasting.
The Cyclones Hazy in the black can from Back Pocket is my favorite, but is probably just a rebranded Bubba.
BackPocket also has CloneFest (which I've never liked) and Forever True Amber Ale which is also generically fine.

The Jack Trice Foundation Red Corn Ale from PeaceTree is my least favorite.

Thank you for your honest review. How's the Swarm beer?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

LMFAO

Up his ass seems appropriate

 

[Hawkmi]

"There and back again, Farmagedon to Potato Heaven"

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Starring Brent Blum as the hobbit.

I think its more likely he gets dressed up as a leprechaun tho.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

"There and back again, Farmagedon to Potato Heaven"

There isn't a single earthly reason that a person of Kyle's station should have as many headshots as he does

 

[hawkeyealum]

That guy has milked other men

 

[eclone]

Thank you for your honest review. How's the Swarm beer?

Has not yet touched my palate.

 

[Verbal]

Thank you for your honest review. How's the Swarm beer?

Completely forgettable, as are most craft beers anymore.

 

[Soda Popinski]

It's kind of funny to think back to the size the beer section was when I worked at Hy Vee in high school compared to now.

 

[The Dad]

It's kind of funny to think back to the size the beer section was when I worked at Hy Vee in high school compared to now.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

@AZmessDAWG thinks its funny to think back to the size of the bear section when he was in high school

 

[eclone]

@AZmessDAWG thinks its funny to think back to the size of the bear section when he was in high school

Just he and Jontificate?

 

[Lee Beevers]

@AZmessDAWG thinks its funny to think back to the size of the bear section when he was in high school

 

[snips]

That guy has milked other men

tip of the ames iceberg

 

[Soda Popinski]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

@AZmessDAWG thinks its funny to think back to the size of the bear section when he was in high school

The hitting streak can’t last forever.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Swingers swing

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Wait

 

[KitKatApples]

You’re still right.

 

[Pinehawk]

Thank you for your honest review. How's the Swarm beer?

Waterfront Hy-Vee was dumping their inventory for $5/4 pack a couple weeks ago.
So, it’s probably not selling well.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Waterfront Hy-Vee was dumping their inventory for $5/4 pack a couple weeks ago.
So, it’s probably not selling well.

It seems like something people will only buy during football season unless they're forever true weirdos.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

tip of the ames iceberg

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Of course it was Farmhouse.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Brad Wesley]

They offer damn near every freshmen in the country with a pulse.

 

[hawkeyealum]

So no TJ Tampa yet. I bet isu fans are stunned

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Of course it was Farmhouse.

They decided to try something other than heifers.

 

[newsbreaker]

This state needs a better class of loser.

 

[Soda Popinski]

This state needs a better class of loser.

Anybody that donates to this is 100% a loser.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Hopefully Blum blows their NIL budget on getting this guy his meal.

 

[snips]