Iowa @ UCLA (Nov 9, 2024)

[Mr. Hawk]

They gonna schedule a metric fuckton of flights out of DSM and CID for this, right? I will not be missing it either way but would prefer not to drive far because ain't nobody got time for that.

 

[BuffettHawk]

This isn't the Rose Bowl. You should be able to find a flight rather easily.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Hey @Squawk, are you interested in the football game/Shakira doubleheader?

https://www.hawkeyelounge.com/threads/shakira-attacked-by-sea-lion.189470/page-5#post-6987839

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I am interested in a JLo / Shakira doubleheader, IYKWIMAITYD, but I will not attending said concert.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Your loss.

@YugoslavianMountainHound, are you hosting?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Going to laugh when this is the Friday game

 

[BuffettHawk]

Going to laugh when this is the Friday game

Do you think we're incapable of spending more than one day in southern California in November?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

MH? Yes.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

MH? Yes.

I think he can afford it.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Your loss.

@YugoslavianMountainHound, are you hosting?

I’m not hosting anything Shakira related. I am down for any game related festivities.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Got weed Yugo?

 

[BBK]

Do you think we're incapable of spending more than one day in southern California in November?

Said California is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
(Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars)

 

[Stu Beagle]

I’m considering going as UCLA is supposed to be dogshit this year and I’d like to see Iowa actually win at that stadium for once

 

[newsbreaker]

Do you think we're incapable of spending more than one day in southern California in November?

Friday night at the Rose Bowl and then a weekend in LA sounds pretty fucking close to ideal.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

The Halo elite should come together and charter their own G5.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Let's do this Halo Elite.

 

[Verbal]

I'm worried this might conflict with the NBA in-season tournament.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I’m considering going as UCLA is supposed to be dogshit this year and I’d like to see Iowa actually win at that stadium for once

Plus let's not forget:

 

[KitKatApples]

I've got fantastic news for you @Mr. Hawk . There's going to be even more pretty ladies in southern California

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Counterpoint:

 

[Mr. Hawk]

I've got fantastic news for you @Mr. Hawk . There's going to be even more pretty ladies in southern California

That's what I've been told. I worry about taking an 18 year old son into that environment. I may end up having to pay out of state tuition there.

 

[newsbreaker]

Those two groups of girls have differing talents. One is a set of extremely attractive young women. The other is useful for agricultural purposes.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Those two groups of girls have differing talents. One is a set of extremely attractive young women. The other is useful for agricultural purposes.

Ok, Harrison!

 

[2HawkFans]

Counterpoint:

Not UCLA for sure, but to be honest it's a little better than I was expecting.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Plus let's not forget:

 

[Mr. Hawk]

And Oregon (presumably next year) is gonna be another level yet. The jogger and I will be there.

 

[BBK]

I bet that red head on the lower left (Iowa State) is wild. Like she might want to get fucked somewhere uncomfortable

 

[hawkeyealum]

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I bet that red head on the lower left (Iowa State) is wild. Like she might want to get fucked somewhere uncomfortable

Like the backseat of a Volkswagen?

 

[Fletch]

I bet that red head on the lower left (Iowa State) is wild. Like she might want to get fucked somewhere uncomfortable

Up her nostril?

 

[BngHawk]

Beebs was trying to say HER ASSHOLE in a classy way, because he is a gentleman. We are a nuanced message board, people.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Counterpoint:

That is an impossiblity low hit ratio for almost 40 chicks. Color me impressed actually.

 

[Pedro]

Got weed Yugo?

It's fucking California.

 

[BngHawk]

It's fucking California.

Rec’s never left a 20 mile radius.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Rec’s never left a 20 mile radius.

I was just in your neck of the woods

 

[B19Rob]

I bet that red head on the lower left (Iowa State) is wild. Like she might want to get fucked somewhere uncomfortable

The blonde in front, second from the left, exudes Piper Perri about to take on the entire defensive line vibes

 

[Mr. Hawk]

And Oregon (presumably next year) is gonna be another level yet. The jogger and I will be there.

I just want to reiterate that this is a magnificent photo.

 

[iowa4ever20]

And Oregon (presumably next year) is gonna be another level yet. The jogger and I will be there.

Iowa will be visiting the USC song girls next year. You will have to wait til 2027 to visit Oregon.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I think he can afford it.

Mike Tyson will be paying for this trip.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Iowa will be visiting the USC song girls next year. You will have to wait til 2027 to visit Oregon.

I can do that.

 

[Fletch]

@LifelongHawk will be paying for this trip.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

He makes money if Tyson wins. He breaks even if Tyson loses (assuming be puts down $2500 on Tyson at the sportsbooks).

 

[26.2]

And Oregon (presumably next year) is gonna be another level yet. The jogger and I will be there.

I will be in Eugene when they play there in 3-4 years. I will also be in LA for the UCLA game. Our family has a place in Long Beach. See you there.

 

[Revolver]

I know I’m in the minority, but I have no interest in going to the UCLA game because I think The Rose Bowl is a dump. Look forward to heading to the USC game the following season, though.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I know I’m in the minority, but I have no interest in going to the UCLA game because I think The Rose Bowl is a dump. Look forward to heading to the USC game the following season, though.

 

[Revolver]

It’s a cool backdrop, but the setup is dogshit and the concourse is dumpy. I’m glad I went to experience the Rose Bowl game, but I wouldn’t go back unless it was a playoff or national title game.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It’s a cool backdrop, but the setup is dogshit and the concourse is dumpy. I’m glad I went to experience the Rose Bowl game, but I wouldn’t go back unless it was a playoff or national title game.

I have never been to the Colosseum but isn’t it a dump as well?

 

[26.2]

It’s a cool backdrop, but the setup is dogshit and the concourse is dumpy. I’m glad I went to experience the Rose Bowl game, but I wouldn’t go back unless it was a playoff or national title game.

Rose Bowl is dumpy so you won't watch Iowa football there again, yet you have no problem going regularly to carver fucking hawkeye arena for women's basketball games. Got it.

 

[Verbal]

I have never been to the Colosseum but isn’t it a dump as well?

It was built in A.D. 70 or so, but I don't think USC has ever played there.

 

[KitKatApples]

I have never been to the Colosseum but isn’t it a dump as well?

Possibly dumpier