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Intersting that Connor clearly shoots better outside off a dribble.
this is correct and the first one should have absolutely gotten a flop warning - the fucking guy flailed back a full second after he got grazedI know the officiating wasn't that much of a factor tonight.
But I have to mention both of Garza "F1-possible" reviews and the travel called on JoeT after Morsell absolutely bodied him off his dribble-driving lane were 3 cases of "WTF are you seeing there?!" moments from the guys in stripes. Both of those fouls on Garza were (A) flops by the MD defender and also (B) 'cylinder' violations.
He's not gonna fuck you.Luka Garza is the reason I work out.
Idk. I have this fantasy where we start talking at Fry Fest. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say his soft and supple hands are the best in the country. He laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Luka Garza? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the fame?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an elbow magnet basketball player?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."He's not gonna fuck you.
Idk. I have this fantasy where we start talking at Fry Fest. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say his soft and supple hands are the best in the country. He laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Luka Garza? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the fame?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an elbow magnet basketball player?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
Garza may be pregnant off the second one.I know the officiating wasn't that much of a factor tonight.
But I have to mention both of Garza "F1-possible" reviews and the travel called on JoeT after Morsell absolutely bodied him off his dribble-driving lane were 3 cases of "WTF are you seeing there?!" moments from the guys in stripes. Both of those fouls on Garza were (A) flops by the MD defender and also (B) 'cylinder' violations.
I have to think it was discussed pregame that Garza clears space along the refs.this is correct and the first one should have absolutely gotten a flop warning - the fucking guy flailed back a full second after he got grazed
What if I told you Connor is our 2nd most important player?If Keegan has a couple more games like this in a row he will legit be our 2nd best player NOW because JBo, CFed, and Weiskamp have not been consistent.
Patrick looks like a 12 year old girl, why are we recruting him?!?!?! Nepotism!!!!Nepotism. Shouldn’t even be out there!!!
But if they aren't going to call the F1, why call it all - especially on the 2nd one, if called for it already? What's the point??I have to think it was discussed pregame that Garza clears space along the refs.
Also back up to #4 overall. It's early and schedule has a big impact but we're also effectively in a 3-way tie for 5th in PPP in Big Ten play. 1/4 of the way through the conference season, that's a big improvement.AdjO 1
AdjD 77
Kenpom update after tonight’s game
That’s awful close to the NCAA record.Connor now at a 5:1 assist to turnover ratio on the year.
Two nights in a row!I'M CUMMING. I'M CUMMING. I'M CUMMING.
I'd agree. He still shoots like old people fuck and occasionally has JBO/Frederick/Weezy moments on defense though.What if I told you Connor is our 2nd most important player?
Connor McCaffery is the first Big Ten player with with 10+ assists and 0 turnovers in a ROAD game since Ohio State's Aaron Craft at Purdue on Dec. 31, 2013.Connor had 10 assists and no turnovers.
I hate himConnor McCaffery is the first Big Ten player with with 10+ assists and 0 turnovers in a ROAD game since Ohio State's Aaron Craft at Purdue on Dec. 31, 2013.
This is the type of content I come here for.Connor McCaffery is the first Big Ten player with with 10+ assists and 0 turnovers in a ROAD game since Ohio State's Aaron Craft at Purdue on Dec. 31, 2013.
We know. Everyone hates him. Even Aaron's mom hates him.I hate him
Tell it again...Idk. I have this fantasy where we start talking at Fry Fest. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say his soft and supple hands are the best in the country. He laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Luka Garza? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the fame?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an elbow magnet basketball player?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
If I may....?Connor McCaffery is the first Big Ten player with with 10+ assists and 0 turnovers in a ROAD game since Ohio State's Aaron Craft at Purdue on Dec. 31, 2013.
Idk. I have this fantasy where we start talking at Fry Fest. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say his soft and supple hands are the best in the country. He laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Luka Garza? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the fame?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an elbow magnet basketball player?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
You're a good poster....but we knew that.Copy pasta folks. I do smile every time I see it.
@Monster likes pastaCopy pasta folks. I do smile every time I see it.
What did Connor do to her? Ohhhhh...We know. Everyone hates him. Even Aaron's mom hates him.
Wouldn’t it be funny if Fran Jr, of all people, eclipsed Monte’s record. We’d have content for weeks.That’s awful close to the NCAA record.
I loved it when he buttfucked Iowa State.We know. Everyone hates him. Even Aaron's mom hates him.
So did Iowa State.I loved it when he buttfucked Iowa State.
I don't know if this means anything, but for as much as people focus on defense, looking at the Top 10 of KenPom shows the following....Also back up to #4 overall. It's early and schedule has a big impact but we're also effectively in a 3-way tie for 5th in PPP in Big Ten play. 1/4 of the way through the conference season, that's a big improvement.
Basically we've had 2 really good defensive games, 2 average-slightly below average games and 1 terrible game in Big Ten play. And the terrible game went from bad to terrible because we let it get to OT and collapsed.
The lack of fans benefits a relatively weak, lily white Iowa team and our style of play. It hurts teams like Michigan State, Illinois, and Purdue who rape down the stretch of every game and get away with it with a crowd behind them.
We will still lose at Breslin. Izzo will cry face his below average team to victory.
This is so stupid and amazing.
I do.To be honest, I really don't even miss fans at games for college basketball.
Was talking about that Wednesday night. I could see coaches never going back to suits again.There are 2 things from the pandemic that I hope are considered as permanent changes for college basketball. The first is that I hope they consider ways to keep the expanded bench area for teams. It's been great to see teams able to have space to go nuts and create a lot of energy being able to move around and not be cramped into a small area or right on the court where the refs are constantly telling them to get back or sit down. I'm sure that will be hard because of the $$$$ factor, but should at least be a consideration.
I also like the more casual dress for coaches. They appear so much more comfortable and free not having to wear a suit and tie.