**Iowa vs. Minnesota Basketball Thread - 1/16/22 - 1:00pm - BTN**

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Patrick never got yelled at because he was always semi-skilled and then he got cancer. Who's gonna chew a cancer kids ass?

Now he's a goofy 6'8, gangly kid who is a pussy because everyone was afraid to call him a pussy because he had cancer.
 

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Patrick never got yelled at because he was always semi-skilled and then he got cancer. Who's gonna chew a cancer kids ass?

Now he's a goofy 6'8, gangly kid who is a pussy because everyone was afraid to call him a pussy because he had cancer.
I am sure BBK has
 

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Patrick is 9th in the country in fewest fouls committed per 40 minutes.

Any guesses how far down the list you have to go to find someone the same 6'9" or taller than him?

Trayce Jackson-Davis at #76 at 1.54 fouls/40, is the only other player in the top 100 in the country that's 6'9" or taller.
 

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Patrick is 9th in the country in fewest fouls committed per 40 minutes.

Any guesses how far down the list you have to go to find someone the same 6'9" or taller than him?

Trayce Jackson-Davis at #76 at 1.54 fouls/40, is the only other player in the top 100 in the country that's 6'9" or taller.
How did you find this list? I assume it’s a kenpom report
 
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The play where he got the ball in the lane late, was WIDE OPEN for a 7 footer and he just froze before finally shooting and making the shot made no sense when compared to what he usually does. The one time he should shoot he just stands there.
That was the last straw for me. He’s dumb as fuck and won’t figure it out. No more excuses about growing into his body. What a waste.
 

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does patrick get punishment running if he gets within three feet of his man?
Patrick is 9th in the country in fewest fouls committed per 40 minutes.

Any guesses how far down the list you have to go to find someone the same 6'9" or taller than him?

Trayce Jackson-Davis at #76 at 1.54 fouls/40, is the only other player in the top 100 in the country that's 6'9" or taller.

Not hard to do when you always keep three feet away from your man
 

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Brad Davidson not being dead last on that list makes me irate too.
 

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Iowa actually has 5 of the bottom 30 in fouls committed/40.

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But that's nothing compared to George Conditt's 7.1
 

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Iowa lost four major contributors from last year's squad, including the national player of the year and an early entry to the NBA.

The only losses on the year are to top 20 teams (3 top ten teams) and all but one on the road.

These last few games, it seems they've figured out the rebounding issues a little bit.

They are currently middle of the pack in the I am a giant douche standings.

Maybe my expectations were low to start the year, but overall this team is about where I thought they'd be if not a little better.

FWIW/Peaches
 

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If you could see his right arm you’d know for sure.
 
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