**Nebrantska at Iowa Basketball, 3-5-23, 1:00PM, BTN**

[Hawk&Balls]

Patrick dribbling 20 feet for the charge with Perkins alone under the basket was a sensible chuckle

 

[Shawneemicks]

Fuckin Fran

 

[Saul Berkley]

They meekly double and rotate at walkthrough speed.

The defensive effort is just embarassing.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Bring in DeVries and his boy has 2 years left. Fucking do it!!

Did you live under power lines as a kid or something?

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[The Dad]

The defensive effort is just embarassing.

It’s all under the guise of fake hustle. Taking low percentage risks while making no effort to recover is how they’ve learned to rest on defense.

 

[Gushawk]

Patrick dribbling 20 feet for the charge with Perkins alone under the basket was a sensible chuckle

Patrick needs to be told to never drive the ball in transition or otherwise. It’s the only way.

 

[BBK]

Silver lining: with the Nebrantska win, Wisconsin finishes the season in 12th place

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Bring DeVries in as head coach. Fran can go to Notre Dame.

devries is going to notre Dame

 

[The Dad]

Too bad the McCafferys can’t get after opponents with the same fire they get after refs and media personalities who they feel have slighted them.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Perkins was non existent

 

[KitKatApples]

Nebrantska was physical and mean better just poop our pants and not do anything about it.

 

[BBK]

Probably still getting a double bye and finishing in 4th.

Where this hurts the most is NCAA seeding. We were a 7 with a chance at a 6. Now you have to think we are an 8 with a chance at a 7

 

[HawkBall23]

Still a 4 with a double bye if Rutgers beats NW. That's the only game that matters this afternoon. If NW wins, we are a 5
View attachment 44099

That'd be nice and all, but actually might want another game to try and 'polish' the resume up a bit after that L today.

 

[douglasbader]

I’m so happy to never have to watch Connor or Rebecca again at Carver.

Tony and Kris should punch Coach Connor in his stupid face.

Poetic he went out losing to Nebrantska at home on his 3rd Senior day.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Nebrantska was physical and mean better just poop our pants and not do anything about it.

First time smoking meth?

 

[KitKatApples]

Seriously you sound retarded

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

He does that after not getting a foul call multiple times a game. Game is live and he's looking at the ref.

 

[CamelTones]

The difference in double teams/traps between the 2 teams was stark. Nebrantska rotated perfectly behind it. Iowa doubled because it seemed like the right thing to do but the other 3 players just refuse to leave the person they’re guarding.

Iowa also took some incredibly stupid shots when they had opportunities to get to the rim. Settled for a bunch of mid range jumpers. Even the substitution patterns made no sense today.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I’m so happy to never have to watch Connor or Rebecca again at Carver.

Tony and Kris should punch Coach Connor in his stupid face.

Poetic he went out losing to Nebrantska at home on his 3rd Senior day.

Rebecca deserves a little more credit than that, no?

 

[Hawkstrat]

Rebecca deserves a little more credit than that, no?

After all of his bitching, he has become Iowa fan. Disappeared when they played well, shows up to troll when they lose.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Even the substitution patterns made no sense today.

Connor and Patrick's last chance to play together.

 

[BillyBob]

Imagine how stress free your Iowa basketball experience would be if you just stopped caring until their sweet 16 game

25 years of stress free living

 

[HawkBall23]

The defensive effort is just embarassing.

Effort.

As if.

 

[shoot-the-three]

Perkins was non existent

Wrong, and he has to be in at the end of the game on offense.

 

[The Dad]

Perkins was non existent

If you split the difference of his first 2 shot attempts, it might have hit the rim.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Rebracas late fts were brutal

 

[Gushawk]

Rebecca should be ashamed by the lack of respect god his jumper

 

[Herbie2]

Perkins seemed very pleased to be taken out on offense at every chance in the 2nd half

 

[shoot-the-three]

He should have been pissed.

 

[douglasbader]

Rebecca deserves a little more credit than that, no?

I would have like Rebecca as the 6th man or the 5th option on a good team. Featuring the offense through him and Connor is maddening to watching. The ball just stops and sticks, it isn't great to watch. On a day when you can't defend and can't hit shots, it kills your offense and today was one of those days.

Mostly they are a couple of unathletic and/or undersized guys that watching for up to 6 fucking years was long enough. Much like bohannon or Gesell before them, looking forward to watching someone else.

 

[kenos]

I don't care how many points he scores. Everything about the team is worse when Patrick is on the floor.

 

[CurdMan]

Just like constantly blaming bohannon was dumb, it’s dumb to blame Conner and Rebraca for this team’s deficiencies.

Patrick got hot today but it caused Fran to completely abandon Ulis and Perkins. Iowa’s defense suffers when those guys aren’t on the floor.

 

[douglasbader]

Just like constantly blaming bohannon was dumb, it’s dumb to blame Conner and Rebraca for this team’s deficiencies.

Patrick got hot today but it caused Fran to completely abandon Ulis and Perkins. Iowa’s defense suffers when those guys aren’t on the floor.

I simply fucking hate watching Connor play, and play pretty shitty, while subsequently sighing/rolling his eyes/acting shocked when he fouls/and screaming at his teammates when he is a really shitty defender and constantly out of position.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Patrick dribbling 20 feet for the charge with Perkins alone under the basket was a sensible chuckle

HALO is so goddamm predictable.

 

[BngHawk]

Doug is a massive chode swilling bitch.

 

[Debit One]

I don't care how many points he scores. Everything about the team is worse when Patrick is on the floor.

Watching 6’0” Sam Hoiberg able to back tap a missed shot to a teammate because Patrick didn’t jump to get the rebound was infuriating.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Well that sucked.

 

[Kamala]

Well that sucked.

Scooped

 

[Creed]

Patrick coming in off the bench ahead of sandfart should be a fireable offense. It made me irrationally angry.

 

[KitKatApples]

We got all we were gonna get out of him in the first half. Played way too much in 2nd half.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Frans going to win another 200 regular season games and no championships or deep runs

 

[KitKatApples]

Sigh

 

[6deuce]

Frans going to win another 200 regular season games and no championships or deep runs at Notre Dame.

 

[Hawkstrat]

He won't have that option.

 

[douglasbader]

All that really matters is they are going to make the NCAA Tournament. Fran teams have shown that the seed means nothing, so just get in and hope you get hot and lucky. Not to mention that this year of all years, the top seeds are weak as shit. There isn't a single college basketball team in the country that is scary.

 

[CamelTones]

Well actually I don’t think I want Iowa playing Houston if they can avoid that that would be great.

 

[douglasbader]

Well actually I don’t think I want Iowa playing Houston if they can avoid that that would be great.

Better get either a 7 or 10 seed.

 

[ClintWalker]

All that really matters is they are going to make the NCAA Tournament. Fran teams have shown that the seed means nothing, so just get in and hope you get hot and lucky. Not to mention that this year of all years, the top seeds are weak as shit. There isn't a single college basketball team in the country that is scary.

This tourney will be as wide open as any I can remember. Probably going to be an all b12 final four!

 

[Stu Beagle]

Sure, it’s wide open for teams that play defense, good guard play and aren’t soft as shit