**Official 2018 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[L. Wade Childress]

I haven’t talked to Carnac in years. I talked to an Iowa coach a couple days ago.

 

[6deuce]

Still think Hock is staying

Dude. He's gone. So is Nelson.

What makes you say this?

Nelson is done with school, but I have no insight on him.

Wade’s new kitten has assured him Hock is staying.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I haven’t talked to Carnac in years. I talked to an Iowa coach a couple days ago.

Does it rhyme with Flerentz?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Dude. He's gone. So is Nelson.

What makes you say this?

Nelson is done with school, but I have no insight on him.

Wade’s new kitten has assured him Hock is staying.

She is less of a pussy than you.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

What makes you say this?

Nelson is done with school, but I have no insight on him.

Wade’s new kitten has assured him Hock is staying.

She is less of a pussy than you.

Get it?

 

[6deuce]

I was kidding. Bruce Aune is Wade’s source.

 

[Kerky]

Dude. He's gone. So is Nelson.

What makes you say this?

Nelson is done with school, but I have no insight on him.

Wade’s new kitten has assured him Hock is staying.

Everything depends on projections and Kirk's interpretation. I cannot believe Nelson would be a probable Day 2 pick. Could he be, sure, but there is so much that can happen, I think he comes back.

 

[Geese]

They all come back. Hawks win it all. Choo mfing Choo.

 

[KitKatApples]

You guys

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I was kidding. Bruce Aune is Wade’s source.

For mustache coloring

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I was kidding. Bruce Aune is Wade’s source.

For mustache coloring

NTTAWWT

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There are cases where the iowa staff isn’t even gonna let guys come back like JJ or JD because it’s not on their best interest.

For whatever reason they feel like Hock should come back, and I don’t have any reason to believe it’s because of our depth chart.

 

[The Full Monte]

There are cases where the iowa staff isn’t even gonna let guys come back like JJ or JD because it’s not on their best interest.

For whatever reason they feel like Hock should come back, and I don’t have any reason to believe it’s because of our depth chart.

I fucking hope you’re right.

This team was pretty loaded with NFL talent and still struggled to win games at times this year.

An Iowa offense next year with no Hock and no Fant is kind of terrifying

 

[Kamala]

There are cases where the iowa staff isn’t even gonna let guys come back like JJ or JD because it’s not on their best interest.

For whatever reason they feel like Hock should come back, and I don’t have any reason to believe it’s because of our depth chart.

So they tell the black players to leave and the white players to stay.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There are cases where the iowa staff isn’t even gonna let guys come back like JJ or JD because it’s not on their best interest.

For whatever reason they feel like Hock should come back, and I don’t have any reason to believe it’s because of our depth chart.

So they tell the black players to leave and the white players to stay.

Sounds like the NFL

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck that. Catch and fumble.

 

[Kamala]

"They haven't won a bowl game in 367 days".

What a stupid stat

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Biggest play here in 100 years for Kamala and Lime.

100 years of football and their pride is on the line!

 

[douglasbader]

Game over!

 

[Sundown]

Biggest play here in 100 years for Kamala and Lime.

100 years of football and their pride is on the line!

Lime is ex-metro in 5 weeks

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Fuck that. Catch and fumble.

Game over!

I remember my first Busch lights!!!!!

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck that. Catch and fumble.

Game over!

I remember my first Busch lights!!!!!

So does your mom!

 

[nolookpass]

Fuck that. Catch and fumble.

Game over!

I remember my first Busch lights!!!!!

So does your mom!

well no kidding, she prolly paid for them..

 

[Verbal]

Biggest play here in 100 years for Kamala and Lime.

100 years of football and their pride is on the line!

Lime is ex-metro in 5 weeks

Where to?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[douglasbader]

They make up so much shit.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Sometimes I feel like Max Allen runs PFF

 

[brantshawks]

You have a point to make?

I can find some arbitrary stat to back it up.

 

[Herky823]

Some times the guys you lose out on aren't the loss you thought they were.

https://www.nwahomepage.com/pig-trail-nation/chevin-calloway-makes-decision-on-future-at-arkansas/1492843087

 

[douglasbader]

Coach Kaz!!

 

[CamelTones]

Coach Kaz!!

Was hoping it was the same one. Unfortunately this guy is their strength coach Kaz Kazadi.

 

[Wanderer]

Justin was a college buddy of mine. Good dude.

Justin is on “Spin the Wheel” on Fox right now. Doing pretty well through 2 rounds.

 

[SteadyEddy]

Justin was a college buddy of mine. Good dude.

Justin is on “Spin the Wheel” on Fox right now. Doing pretty well through 2 rounds.

I love him but these questions are cake. He should have been listening in school more.

 

[SteadyEddy]

I hope he gets filthy rich tho.

 

[SteadyEddy]

700k will go pretty far in Dubuque IA. Good for Smith.

 

[Matt]

700k will go pretty far in Dubuque IA. Good for Smith.

Damn, could’ve had 4 million bucks, hard to not take that deal. That last spin was crazy.

 

[sergeanthulka]

Is there a glitch that needs fixed?

 

[CamelTones]

Didn’t know where else to put this . Wtf? (Though I thought it was going to end differently)

 

[sergeanthulka]

Wtf is right...

 

[gable_guy]

Tl;dr. But if he's trying to fill slot of role-playing eccentric Hawkeye, Paki O'Meara has that filled. Assuming the white buffalo is still alive...

 

[Creed]

I have zero interest in his YouTube channel.

 

[Gushawk]

That wasn’t interesting and I wish I had not read it

 

[hawkeyealum]

yeah it was terrible.

Also he porked eve

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

yeah it was terrible.

Also he porked eve

The rapper?

 

[OlePeep]

yeah it was terrible.

Also he porked eve

The rapper?

40 ish Asian homeless schizophrenic

 

[ivan_drago]

He’s worse at trying to be a YouTube celebrity than he was at football.

 

[Bob]

That is awful, but, on the other hand, lots of 22 year old recent graduates don't know what the fuck they're doing with their lives. Wandering California shooting bad YouTube videos is way cheaper than law school and only slightly less likely to pay off long term.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

yeah it was terrible.

Also he porked eve

But enough about 2000 spring break for @The Incredible Hawk

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

yeah it was terrible.

Also he porked eve

But enough about 2000 spring break for @The Incredible Hawk

That was 2001

 

[wondergrape]

yeah it was terrible.

Also he porked eve

But enough about 2000 spring break for @The Incredible Hawk

That was 2001