Hey, you're being a fucking douche humble bragging about how you know every big city that someone talks about.
"Oh yeah, you are one to talk bragging about Austin!"
I live in Austin. Correction, a few hundred yards from the city limits. You're bragging every time someone mentions any major city.
"HA HA!! LOSER!! Let me be oblivious even when told directly and mock people about the suburbs and play up how you are only cool if you live in the city limits further proving the point that I'm am an insecure douchebag. Oh yeah, also let me drop in another humble brag about how I beat up a 4th guy recently. Hopefully someone takes the bait and asks me about it. Oh yeah, I also tailor my $250 jeans. They require it!"
Perfect.