***Official 2019 Tailgating Thread***

[Jimmie Dimmick]

LOL at the jogger bowing my post.

I'm not familiar with said faggy bower. Sounds like he couldn't get more dicks in his mouth without an operation though.

I’ve missed 5 home games in 25 years

Dad is laid up with a spinal injury and he’s a judger (judging jogger)

 

[brantshawks]

How close can we expect to get to the stadium without anything reserved? Going to be there super early.

Previously I had always done the art building (about 200 yards closer than if we were at Hancher). In college it had the advantage of getting about 4 total cops throughout the whole season and after graduating it was just an easy place to go. That said, if we have 12 hours we might as well get as close as possible.

We'll be around the front spots of the back yard lot of 707 melrose if you want some high fives, beers and tugs (Bovert).

 

[Soda Popinski]

My regular spot is no more unfortunately. The Marengo group kind of disbanded so we'll figure it out more after this weekend but probably spend most of the time around @r4hawks tailgate.

Cum one, cum all.

We're next door to R4. Going to get up there as soon as I can after grandma's funeral.

 

[KitKatApples]

Lot14 taking on all challengers

 

[douglasbader]

6 weeks

 

[Truant]

6 weeks

#metoo

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

6 weeks

#metoo

Same dad?

 

[Herky823]

How close can we expect to get to the stadium without anything reserved? Going to be there super early.

Previously I had always done the art building (about 200 yards closer than if we were at Hancher). In college it had the advantage of getting about 4 total cops throughout the whole season and after graduating it was just an easy place to go. That said, if we have 12 hours we might as well get as close as possible.

We'll be around the front spots of the back yard lot of 707 melrose if you want some high fives, beers and tugs (Bovert).

Nice. We will hopefully be as close to that as possible without, you know, working it out beforehand

 

[joshdeets]

 

[Art Vandalay]

How close can we expect to get to the stadium without anything reserved? Going to be there super early.

Previously I had always done the art building (about 200 yards closer than if we were at Hancher). In college it had the advantage of getting about 4 total cops throughout the whole season and after graduating it was just an easy place to go. That said, if we have 12 hours we might as well get as close as possible.

We'll be around the front spots of the back yard lot of 707 melrose if you want some high fives, beers and tugs (Bovert).

Nice. We will hopefully be as close to that as possible without, you know, working it out beforehand

Not sure if they have graduated yet but the students that live right there always have their parking spots up for sale. They are usually on the expensive side but if you need a spot, they should have some.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Heading straight there after grandma's funeral this morning. #CCMF

 

[Truant]

Heading straight there after grandma's funeral this morning. #CCMF

I have a mental picture of you yelling from the pews, "Hurry up and wrap this thing up...the Hawks are playing tonight."

 

[KitKatApples]

ISUyeaGuy.jpeg

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Heading straight there after grandma's funeral this morning. #CCMF

I have a mental picture of you yelling from the pews, "Hurry up and wrap this thing up...the Hawks are playing tonight."

Tick Tock, Padre!

 

[Creed]

Heading straight there after grandma's funeral this morning. #CCMF

I have a mental picture of you yelling from the pews, "Hurry up and wrap this thing up...the Hawks are playing tonight."

Tick Tock, Padre!

 

[Herky823]

Outside the parking garage on melrose. I’m the big headed fucker waiting for the other big headed fucker to get here.

 

[brantshawks]

Outside the parking garage on melrose. I’m the big headed fucker waiting for the other big headed fucker to get here.

It'll be a bit, but I'm parking in that garage and walking across the street.

Probably do joes/Deadwood first though.

Also, have to run up and scalp a couple tix.

 

[KitKatApples]

That’s racist you filthy jew

 

[Monster]

Outside the parking garage on melrose. I’m the big headed fucker waiting for the other big headed fucker to get here.

Is that just east of the stadium?

 

[The Full Monte]

I’ll be at the combine. Come find me and I’ll hook you up with Pancheros

 

[Revolver]

Outside the parking garage on melrose. I’m the big headed fucker waiting for the other big headed fucker to get here.

For someone who was barred from seeing Drumline as a boy, you’ve turned into quite the impressive young man.

 

[CUIHAWK]

Outside the parking garage on melrose. I’m the big headed fucker waiting for the other big headed fucker to get here.

Is that just east of the stadium?

Yes

 

[Monster]

This gd pneumonia still kicking my ass. 50/50 right now, of course. Gonna take some meds and make a decision in a few hours. Reeeeeally want to go. Herky is making burgers. You guys know how I feel about burgers.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

This gd pneumonia still kicking my ass. 50/50 right now, of course. Gonna take some meds and make a decision in a few hours. Reeeeeally want to go. Herky is making burgers. You guys know how I feel about burgers.

you’re for them?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Outside the parking garage on melrose. I’m the big headed fucker waiting for the other big headed fucker to get here.

Are you wearing your "football outfit"?

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Outside the parking garage on melrose. I’m the big headed fucker waiting for the other big headed fucker to get here.

Are you wearing your "football outfit"?

“gear”

 

[brantshawks]

I'm wearing my gameday shirt I've worn to roughly 100 games. Buttons don't button anymore, it's shrunk quite a bit and some random jager stains.

But it smells like gameday.

 

[Monster]

I'm wearing my gameday shirt I've worn to roughly 100 games. Buttons don't button anymore, it's shrunk quite a bit and some random jager stains.

But it smells like gameday.

Lol. The shirt has shrunk, guys.

 

[brantshawks]

I'm wearing my gameday shirt I've worn to roughly 100 games. Buttons don't button anymore, it's shrunk quite a bit and some random jager stains.

But it smells like gameday.

Lol. The shirt has shrunk, guys.

I'm the few, the strong, the non-haloman.

 

[Monster]

I'm wearing my gameday shirt I've worn to roughly 100 games. Buttons don't button anymore, it's shrunk quite a bit and some random jager stains.

But it smells like gameday.

Lol. The shirt has shrunk, guys.

I'm the few, the strong, the non-haloman.

100 games is 10 years. What did you weigh 10 years ago?

 

[KitKatApples]

I’m guessing brant is more pro burgers then he was ten years ago

 

[brantshawks]

Lol. The shirt has shrunk, guys.

I'm the few, the strong, the non-haloman.

100 games is 10 years. What did you weigh 10 years ago?

Got the shirt in 04. I weigh within 5 lbs of what I did 20 years ago.

 

[Monster]

I'm the few, the strong, the non-haloman.

100 games is 10 years. What did you weigh 10 years ago?

Got the shirt in 04. I weigh within 5 lbs of what I did 20 years ago.

 

[C-3PO]

This gd pneumonia still kicking my ass. 50/50 right now, of course. Gonna take some meds and make a decision in a few hours. Reeeeeally want to go. Herky is making burgers. You guys know how I feel about burgers.

That sounds horrible. Take some meds and lay on the couch. Order an obscene amount of your favorite delivery food and just chill.

Or drive to Iowa city, walk around, sit in a stadium for a few hours, start feeling shitty again, then dread the trip home.

Your call bisquick.

 

[Monster]

What the fuck did you call me?

 

[BuffettHawk]

What the fuck did you call me?

Bisquick.

 

[Monster]

Never been called that before. Not sure how to respond.

Fuck you?

 

[BuffettHawk]

Never been called that before. Not sure how to respond.

Fuck you?

In order to avoid escalating the situation, you could respond by making a self-deprecating comment that pokes at your weight. E.g., "I like pancakes" or "I could really go for some pancakes right about now."

 

[Monster]

Well, pancakes always sound good.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Pancakes suck.

/opinion thread

 

[cjhawks]

Waffles > pancakes


Speaking of pancakes - I bet Tristan Wirf is gonna provide some pancakes tonight

 

[Monster]

Waffles > pancakes


Speaking of pancakes - I bet Tristan Wirf is gonna provide some pancakes tonight

I agree on both fronts.

Waffles have tiny square compartments to hold peanut butter and syrup. I like that.

 

[jandj]

I'm wearing my gameday shirt I've worn to roughly 100 games. Buttons don't button anymore, it's shrunk quite a bit and some random jager stains.

But it smells like gameday.

I could drink the hell out of some jager right now.

 

[Kerky]

This gd pneumonia still kicking my ass. 50/50 right now, of course. Gonna take some meds and make a decision in a few hours. Reeeeeally want to go. Herky is making burgers. You guys know how I feel about burgers.

I'm just starting to feel human again this morning after a week of battling a nasty cold virus. Nothing a couple shots of Cedar Ridge can't help though

 

[Monster]

This gd pneumonia still kicking my ass. 50/50 right now, of course. Gonna take some meds and make a decision in a few hours. Reeeeeally want to go. Herky is making burgers. You guys know how I feel about burgers.

I'm just starting to feel human again this morning after a week of battling a nasty cold virus. Nothing a couple shots of Cedar Ridge can't help though

Yeah, I'm pretty sick of this. Hurts to take a deep breath. Cough. My chest and back hurts. Starting to lean toward staying home. Odds down to 50/50.

 

[IowaWigman]

Heading straight there after grandma's funeral this morning. #CCMF

I have a mental picture of you yelling from the pews, "Hurry up and wrap this thing up...the Hawks are playing tonight."

Tick Tock, Padre!

If they had cremated the sumbitch, I’d be kicking the bandit’s ass around the moon by now.

 

[Truant]

Never been called that before. Not sure how to respond.

Fuck you?

 

[Verbal]

This gd pneumonia still kicking my ass. 50/50 right now, of course. Gonna take some meds and make a decision in a few hours. Reeeeeally want to go. Herky is making burgers. You guys know how I feel about burgers.

I'm just starting to feel human again this morning after a week of battling a nasty cold virus. Nothing a couple shots of Cedar Ridge can't help though

Yeah, I'm pretty sick of this. Hurts to take a deep breath. Cough. My chest and back hurts. Starting to lean toward staying home. Odds down to 50/50.

Remember, they have added an hour or so to college football games without adding any actual football. With traffic, you’re probably looking at a 1:00 a.m. bed time, even with a 6:30 kickoff.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

This gd pneumonia still kicking my ass. 50/50 right now, of course. Gonna take some meds and make a decision in a few hours. Reeeeeally want to go. Herky is making burgers. You guys know how I feel about burgers.

I'm just starting to feel human again this morning after a week of battling a nasty cold virus. Nothing a couple shots of Cedar Ridge can't help though

Yeah, I'm pretty sick of this. Hurts to take a deep breath. Cough. My chest and back hurts. Starting to lean toward staying home. Odds down to 50/50.

The odds were always 50/50.

 

[Kerky]

I'm just starting to feel human again this morning after a week of battling a nasty cold virus. Nothing a couple shots of Cedar Ridge can't help though

Yeah, I'm pretty sick of this. Hurts to take a deep breath. Cough. My chest and back hurts. Starting to lean toward staying home. Odds down to 50/50.

Remember, they have added an hour or so to college football games without adding any actual football. With traffic, you’re probably looking at a 1:00 a.m. bed time, even with a 6:30 kickoff.

Not in my case. According to Google, I am looking at 33 minutes to 707 Melrose. #ccmf

We are looking to get some light showers this evening though, so will be bringing a jacket