**Official 2020 Iowa Football Season Thread**

L. Wade Childress

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lol, oh my god, ive never read the description.

the only affiliation with the military that group has is the founder got kicked out.
this is probably the 2nd or 3rd time I’ve ever visited the page, so I am probably not describing it the best
 
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I'm ready. Need to set a reminder to add BTN to cable package (only way to do it is $45/mo "gold tier" out here with like 100 channels I would never watch.
 
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Small sample size to be sure, but from what I've seen, Petras seems to have a much more outgoing personality than Stanley did/does. I think that might be a good thing.
 

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Small sample size to be sure, but from what I've seen, Petras seems to have a much more outgoing personality than Stanley did/does. I think that might be a good thing.
Yeah until Kirk neuters him by the time he’s a senior.
 
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Military folks who are “fighting for our freedoms” yet get butt hurt when people exercise those same freedoms. What a swell bunch.
This is always been a sore spot for me. I served to protect the freedoms of all Americans, not just the people I agree with. I think it's a fucking stupid way to make a point, but I can see their intent. So I don't get how any Veteran feels disrespected by kneeling for the National Anthem. They should be fucking proud that their sacrifice worked as designed.
 

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Power rank the Iowa QB personalities

RiQy Stanzi
MAGA CJ
Wonderwall Spencer
Nine Hours Sleep Nate
 

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Two of my roommates decided to form a band. They sucked. They tried to recruit me as bassist, I said I would think about it. So they recruited our other roommate as bassist and told him it would help him pick up girls since he was bad at it, unaware that he did not pick up girls because he was an otherwise closeted homosexual.
 
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The unquestioned list of post 2000 starters under Ferentz....

Drew Tate - outgoing fiery Texan
CJ Beathard - charming and smooth Tennessee Kid
Spencer Petras - Cali kid with charm
Brad Banks - Heisman runner up and stud through quiet ability
Jake Christensen - this one might surprise, but on pure personality he belongs in this spot even if it was a bad personality.
Ricky Stanzi - you would think he would be higher, but he was an empty headed dumbass
Nate Chandler - big sexy
Nate Stanley - boring as a lukewarm glass of skim milk but at least nice and could talk
James Vandenturd - he had a hot mom but was a pants shitting dork
Kyle McCann - boring asshole
Jake Rudock - robot douche
 

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The unquestioned list of post 2000 starters under Ferentz....

Drew Tate - outgoing fiery Texan
CJ Beathard - charming and smooth Tennessee Kid
Spencer Petras - Cali kid with charm
Brad Banks - Heisman runner up and stud through quiet ability
Jake Christensen - this one might surprise, but on pure personality he belongs in this spot even if it was a bad personality.
Ricky Stanzi - you would think he would be higher, but he was an empty headed dumbass
Nate Chandler - big sexy
Nate Stanley - boring as a lukewarm glass of skim milk but at least nice and could talk
James Vandenturd - he had a hot mom but was a pants shitting dork
Kyle McCann - boring asshole
Jake Rudock - robot douche
how many horsemen?

Texan Tate most likely
CJ was MAGA
Banks is black so only an 18% chance yes
Jake C to own the libs
Stanzi yes
Chandler a Texan so probably
Stanley is too nice to vote
Vandy is a southern iowa hunter, totally
McCann is a suburban attorney who is probably a Lincoln project type
Rudock no because he fucking loves science
 
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Two of my roommates decided to form a band. They sucked. They tried to recruit me as bassist, I said I would think about it. So they recruited our other rooomate as bassist and told him it would help him pick up girls since he was bad at it, unaware that he did not pick up girls because he was an otherwise closeted homosexual.
 

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The unquestioned list of post 2000 starters under Ferentz....

Drew Tate - outgoing fiery Texan
CJ Beathard - charming and smooth Tennessee Kid
Spencer Petras - Cali kid with charm
Brad Banks - Heisman runner up and stud through quiet ability
Jake Christensen - this one might surprise, but on pure personality he belongs in this spot even if it was a bad personality.
Ricky Stanzi - you would think he would be higher, but he was an empty headed dumbass
Nate Chandler - big sexy
Nate Stanley - boring as a lukewarm glass of skim milk but at least nice and could talk
James Vandenturd - he had a hot mom but was a pants shitting dork
Kyle McCann - boring asshole
Jake Rudock - robot douche
Let’s not forget Jon Beutjer :icon_lol:
 
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how many horsemen?

Texan Tate most likely
CJ was MAGA
Banks black so only an 18% chance yes
Jake C to own the libs
Stanzi yes
Chandler a Texan so probably
Stanley is too nice to cote
Vandy is a southern iowa Hunter, totally
McCann is a suburban attorney who is probably a Lincoln project type
Rudock no because he fucking loves science
Fuck off with this, faggot.
 

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how many horsemen?

Texan Tate most likely
CJ was MAGA
Banks is black so only an 18% chance yes
Jake C to own the libs
Stanzi yes
Chandler a Texan so probably
Stanley is too nice to vote
Vandy is a southern iowa hunter, totally
McCann is a suburban attorney who is probably a Lincoln project type
Rudock no because he fucking loves science
Stanley’s parents are big Trump fans, so I am guessing he is too.
 
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