**Official 2020 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[sergeanthulka]

By the enthusiasm in this thread, probably just me.

Me.

 

[BngHawk]

Keeping a list here

@sergeanthulka
@Mo T

 

[Brad Wesley]

I thought about it but the drive is a bit much for a short trip.

 

[The Tin Man]

KF is now wearing Santa hats to practice?

Hawkeye Santa hat Kirk is my favorite Kirk.

 

[nolookpass]

was gonna go but haven't heard from the guy who borrowed our RV...

 

[CleteyColgate]

I thought his ass was supposed to be quarantining

Only 10 days dude

 

[Brad Wesley]

was gonna go but haven't heard from the guy who borrowed our RV...

 

[BngHawk]

Only 10 days dude

I’m sorry. Is it 12/27 already? No. No it is not.

Iowa's Ferentz tests positive for coronavirus

Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz has tested positive for COVID-19, the team announced Friday.

www.espn.com

 

[L. Wade Childress]

During this holiday season I am thankful for whoever is doing the math in our sports medicine department

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I’m sorry. Is it 12/27 already? No. No it is not.

Iowa's Ferentz tests positive for coronavirus

Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz has tested positive for COVID-19, the team announced Friday.

www.espn.com

He may have been having symptoms before he tested positive. 10 days from first day of symptoms

 

[Fair and Balanced]

It was any major sport at d1 or pro level. He already offered to pay up but I told him to hold On and hope the Florida kid died.

I heard that the Utah RB had COVID.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I heard that the Utah RB had COVID.

The doctors coded the death as COVID so they could get paid more.

 

[BngHawk]

He may have been having symptoms before he tested positive. 10 days from first day of symptoms

The article says he’d self quarantine until 12/27. Thats all. I give no fucks.

 

[gable_guy]

 

[Wanderer]

 

[Creed]

Damn. Best of luck to him. My son is disappointed he won’t be in the bowl. He loves himself some BSmith.

 

[Creed]

Fuck.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Oh fuck you Mizzou.

 

[gable_guy]

Chicken littles again

 

[KitKatApples]

Fuck it. I bet Oregon pulls out to. Make those ISU faggots play in Kinnick on New Year’s Eve

 

[Creed]

Fuck it. I bet Oregon pulls out to. Make those ISU faggots play in Kinnick on New Year’s Eve

That is a scenario I could he comfortable with. If Oregon doesn’t pull out, then fuck everything. I want those needle dicks to suffer like we appear to be suffering.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

That’s disappointing. He’s probably not going to get drafted, so I thought there was a chance he would come back.

 

[newsbreaker]

Fuck it. I bet Oregon pulls out to. Make those ISU faggots play in Kinnick on New Year’s Eve

The NY6 games have said they’ll delay as long as necessary to play. Those are the only games certain to occur.

 

[KitKatApples]

Well then the Hawks to the Fiesta I guess

 

[HawkBall23]

That is a scenario I could he comfortable with. If Oregon doesn’t pull out, then fuck everything. I want those needle dicks to suffer like we appear to be suffering.

If Oregon doesn't pull out, I hope ISU gets knocked up.... I mean, around. Knocked around.

 

[BngHawk]

If Oregon doesn't pull out, I hope ISU gets knocked up.... I mean, around. Knocked around.

Hard to impregnate a gay man

 

[HawkBall23]

Hard to impregnate a gay man

If anybody could find a way, it'd be ISU.

 

[BngHawk]

If anybody could find a way, it'd be ISU.

To be fair, they are all huge vaginas, so your logic is correct

 

[gable_guy]

Spoiler: he will

 

[gable_guy]

Stamp collecting

 

[Stomper15]

Stamp collecting

“I’m thinking more about five-year plans than five-week plans.” - Kirk

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

 

[gable_guy]

Oh Kirk

 

[BngHawk]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

The butthurt is strong in that person

 

[BngHawk]

The butthurt is strong in that person

Well he loves his sons and God. So...

 

[MisterFalcon]

Travis seems upset his team was beaten 6 times in the last 6 years to Kirk's teams. Maybe Travis should look inside. His pussy.

 

[hawkimike]

 

[thrawn]

Nixon 1T AP AA
Linderbaum 2T

AP breaks lines out by position, fwiw

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Nixon 1T AP AA
Linderbaum 2T

AP breaks lines out by position, fwiw

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I know we made some vegan jokes but Alaric is a total class act / good kid and did quite well this year . Model for the program. Hope he sticks at next level

 

[gable_guy]

Scooped

 

[C-3PO]

I know we made some vegan jokes but Alaric is a total class act / good kid and did quite well this year . Model for the program. Hope he sticks at next level

It seems like he was here forever, which wasn’t a bad thing.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I know we made some vegan jokes but Alaric is a total class act / good kid and did quite well this year . Model for the program. Hope he sticks at next level

glad to see someone who was a questionable qualifier and got suspended twice stick it out.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I guess VV isn’t planning on a bonus senior year.

 

[CurdMan]

Relevant seniors who I don’t believe have announced yet:

Golston- probably gone and drafted
Banwart- probably gone and drafted
Heflin- could really improve stock in 21, but probably could get drafted this year
Schulte- Nice DL depth if there’s room
Wade- likely moving on
Neimann- Probably gone and drafted or a priority UDFA
Hankins- probably gone and drafted

I’d take any of them for one more year but not sure how much room there’s going to be.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

I guess VV isn’t planning on a bonus senior year.

I don't know if that's what that means.

We understand these student athletes have been granted an additional year of eligibility by the NCAA due to COVID-19 and the disruption of the college football season. The East-West Shrine Bowl wishes to recognize these young men for their outstanding contributions to their respective teams on and off the field during this challenging season.

 

[BVHawk95]

I don't know if that's what that means.

We definitely don't. The grad transfer CB we just added was also selected.

 

[sergeanthulka]

I heard a rumor a couple weeks ago that hankins was planning to return and this was what prompted brents to leave.

 

[BngHawk]

I heard a rumor a couple weeks ago that hankins was planning to return and this was what prompted brents to leave.