**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[BngHawk]

pharty lost 40 pounds and is still fat

Tweet at him as his doctor

 

[BngHawk]

A little more on the concept of DJK reconciliation

 

[ChodaBoy]

Still the same Pat, getting his digs in.

Pharty has to get the last word. It is so sad.

 

[SousyHawk]

Lololololol. Wrapped it up with HAGD, L!

Think about actually trying to make a living this way. Start off with writing job for IC newspaper, end up scraping enough to run a website but still spend most of the day arguing on Twitter.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Holy fuck I weigh more than pat harty

time for some changes

 

[KitKatApples]

Holy fuck I weigh more than pat harty

time for some changes

You weigh more than Pharty says he weighs

 

[ivan_drago]

Harty lost that 40 pounds like every HaLo’er says they lost it.

 

[Gushawk]

That entire exchange was sad and pathetic. Both The Media! guy and, even worse, pharty’s repeated, even incessant, failed attempts to rise to the bait.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Harty lost that 40 pounds like every HaLo’er says they lost it.

He also found it

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Pat is incredulous that nobody else is getting punished, but then says later he doesn’t mean fired. What the hell does he mean, then? If Brian face is some sort of reprimand or increased scrutiny that is a punishment, right?

A stern talking to, preferably via twitter.

 

[26.2]

Tweet at him as his doctor

Zaius isn't one that should be throwing fat jokes around, doctor or not.

 

[Silky Johnson]

Jade isn’t quitting.

 

[BngHawk]

Jade isn’t quitting.

Big tough guy

 

[hawkchick79]

 

[Alan Lomax]

Jade isn’t quitting.

He ain’t wrong.

 

[SousyHawk]

Outside of the actual allegations, the whole description of Brian “reporting to” Gary Barta shows what a bad idea it was to hire him in the first place.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

HCBF4L!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

The guy who is facing zero credible accusations of being racist is now a racist.

nice job, Internet.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

 

[JR Hawks]

I missed Jade getting his own meme...

 

[Gushawk]

Hopefully their legacy is more on the field accomplishments.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[CamelTones]

Who is everyone’s guess as to who walked out? My guess is it was either ISM or Hankins.

 

[Herky823]

Who is everyone’s guess as to who walked out? My guess is it was either ISM or Hankins.

I’m thinking that was on a past team

 

[26.2]

Who is everyone’s guess as to who walked out? My guess is it was either ISM or Hankins.

Nope

 

[CamelTones]

I’m thinking that was on a past team

Pretty sure it was the team meeting immediately after all the allegations came out.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Scott- "Did you set up DJK's drug house bust?"

KF- "FFS"

 

[Creed]

Seems rather direct that the most legitimate and least faggy local reporter is getting the exclusive sit down with Kirk.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Not a lot new in there. Kirk is really good at saying a lot of words without actually saying much.

 

[CamelTones]

The DJK stuff was kinda interesting because DJK has said he’s tried to reach out but never gotten a response. Kirk basically claims that has never happened.

 

[Gushawk]

I don’t think there are very many successful football coaches who don’t hold grudges.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

This is the shit Rob should stick to.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

He really pulls in the low IQ segment of the fanbase well

 

[thrawn]

Corey is here for that kind of twitter content

 

[BngHawk]

This is the shit Rob should stick to.

He’s not going to fuck you, Corey

 

[BuffettHawk]

He’s not going to fuck you, Corey

You don’t know that.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Twitter seems to think the new Last Chance U coach is an amazing guy. I’m only a few episodes in but at one point he tells a kid he’s going to cut off his balls and feed them to him. Then he walks in unannounced to a Wayfinder meeting and embarrassed a kid and makes an ass out of himself for no reason. Hasn’t kicked any trash cans yet.

 

[Wanderer]

Twitter seems to think the new Last Chance U coach is an amazing guy. I’m only a few episodes in but at one point he tells a kid he’s going to cut off his balls and feed them to him. Then he walks in unannounced to a Wayfinder meeting and embarrassed a kid and makes an ass out of himself for no reason. Hasn’t kicked any trash cans yet.

Has ha served the players medium- rare steak?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

He’s not going to fuck you, Corey

He might

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Valpo would.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Valpo would.

Is he a pizza?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

with extra sausage?

 

[BngHawk]

Lol

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Twitter seems to think the new Last Chance U coach is an amazing guy. I’m only a few episodes in but at one point he tells a kid he’s going to cut off his balls and feed them to him. Then he walks in unannounced to a Wayfinder meeting and embarrassed a kid and makes an ass out of himself for no reason. Hasn’t kicked any trash cans yet.

If he's an amazing guy, Brian is Mother Theresa.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

my god, the comments in Scotts article

so many miserable fucks everywhere

 

[turtley78]

my god, the comments in Scotts article

so many miserable fucks everywhere

Two of the three when I read it this morning were completely bagging on KF. People are ridiculous.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

People who post in the comment section on articles are scum of the earth 99.9% of the time

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

People who post in the comment section on articles are scum of the earth 99.9% of the time

.1% = Ken M

 

[BngHawk]

Wat?

 

[Shpadoinkle]

His name is Layin Shits.