**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[Greg Obrecht]

that would hurt, getting hit with a pistol on the vag.....

 

[nolookpass]

things good Greg?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

things good Greg?

No. Things are great.

 

[Silky Johnson]

I get more pissed about this with each passing day. Caring about sports is meaningless and kinda dumb, but I’m gonna be legitimately a little sad when Labor Day weekend hits and we don’t have an Iowa game to watch. It’ll probably be worse once other teams are actually playing.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I’m super pissed about football but I’ll be irrationally upset if basketball season is canceled.

 

[Verbal]

Caring about sports is meaningless and kinda dumb

Nah, it’s fucking great. Don’t ever apologize for it.

 

[hawkchick79]

I get more pissed about this with each passing day. Caring about sports is meaningless and kinda dumb, but I’m gonna be legitimately a little sad when Labor Day weekend hits and we don’t have an Iowa game to watch. It’ll probably be worse once other teams are actually playing.

Back in Black came on the radio this afternoon. Sigh.

 

[Silky Johnson]

I’m super pissed about football but I’ll be irrationally upset if basketball season is canceled.

If basketball is canceled we have no choice but to riot.

 

[KitKatApples]

Back in Black came on the radio this afternoon. Sigh.

I’ve got the holiday bowl on dvr. Just sayin

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

If basketball is canceled we have no choice but to riot.

I’m in.

 

[douglasbader]

If basketball is canceled we have no choice but to riot.

If they fuck with a Top 5 Iowa Hawkeye Basketball team, I will drive to Chicago and take Karen Warren into the Big Ten Network Studios and sodomize him on air.

I'll make Mike Hall pay $100 to watch.

 

[KitKatApples]

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[Greg Obrecht]

If they fuck with a Top 5 Iowa Hawkeye Basketball team, I will drive to Chicago and take Karen Warren into the Big Ten Network Studios and sodomize him on air.

I'll make Mike Hall pay $100 to watch.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Back in Black came on the radio this afternoon. Sigh.

Was watching The Sopranos tonight and Tony was getting a BJ in the car to it.

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck nearly everyone in the media as well. These fucking pieces of shit pushed and pushed and pushed for this. It is part of the reason that Karen Warren and the Big Ten are sort of shocked about the reaction. They listen and talk way too much to the media and I guarantee thought they were doing something most people wanted.

Now they mildly were acting like they were behind the players wanting to play, but not really. Then the last 24 hours have seen multiple articles acting like Big Ten members/players/fans need to get over it and it was a great decision.

You all wait, by the early to middle part of September and especially as we push into October and these 3 other leagues have seasons where 95% of it goes well, the same media will be writing articles of how the Big Ten rushed to the wrong decision and they should have played. I'm going to bump this post every time I see one.

THE MEDIA!!!!!!!! but fuck them for real this time. They helped so much to make this happen.

 

[Stomper15]

Oh. He can get fucked.

 

[douglasbader]

Oh. He can get fucked.

LOL!!

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Oh. He can get fucked.

At this point it’s like eh...okay

 

[Stomper15]

Is he the first 3 time football transfer within the BIG conference?

 

[Verbal]

Westbound and down.

 

[douglasbader]

Also, lol that he will have to redshirt (probably) but won't lose a year and still has 2 years to play.

 

[BVHawk95]

He won't play there either.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Gonna be a helluva swimmer.

 

[ClintWalker]

Well, apparently he identifies with Horace Greeley.

 

[BBK]

If they fuck with a Top 5 Iowa Hawkeye Basketball team, I will drive to Chicago and take Karen Warren into the Big Ten Network Studios and sodomize him on air.

I'll make Mike Hall pay $100 to watch.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He will still have a chance to grad transfer for his last year.

 

[CamelTones]

Thought it was known he was going to Nebrantska when he entered the portal.

He had no interest in football at Iowa and spent most of his time at the bars with his high school friends.

 

[douglasbader]

Thought it was known he was going to Nebrantska when he entered the portal.

He had no interest in football at Iowa and spent most of his time at the bars with his high school friends.

What?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[CamelTones]

What?

After he entered the portal the WUW discussed it and Kluver said it sounded like he was heading to Nebrantska from what he had heard. He also said Martin didn’t really interact with his Iowa teammates that much. Most of his time was spent with his high school friends going out and he just didn’t seem too interested in being a football player at Iowa.

 

[Verbal]

Martin scored a touchdown against Miami OH in his first game as a Hawkeye, which IIRC was only a few days after he was declared eligible to play. After that, I can't recall him making a single contribution.

 

[nolookpass]

Who names their kid Oliver? Was Ferdinand taken?

 

[Debit One]

Who names their kid Oliver? Was Ferdinand taken?

LOL.

Ferdinand is my go to name to display during Zoom meetings.

 

[eclone]

Who names their kid Oliver? Was Ferdinand taken?

What the hell is wrong with the name Oliver?

Do you think it’s pronounced “Oh-liv-ee-aye” and is too Frenchy for you?

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

What the hell is wrong with the name Oliver?

Do you think it’s pronounced “Oh-liv-ee-aye” and is too Frenchy for you?

It’s a great name. For a fancy boy.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

If any of you have seen an Oliver Klosoff around here, please let him know someone's on the phone for him. Thanks.

 

[CamelTones]

Martin scored a touchdown against Miami OH in his first game as a Hawkeye, which IIRC was only a few days after he was declared eligible to play. After that, I can't recall him making a single contribution.

They tried throwing a fade to him near the goal line against Michigan. It was a terrible pass.

 

[Berzerkenpas]

fancy boy.

needs to be the autocorrect for "oliver martin"

 

[Verbal]

needs to be the autocorrect for "oliver martin"

Nah, we'll never have any use for that.

 

[nolookpass]

What the hell is wrong with the name Oliver?

Do you think it’s pronounced “Oh-liv-ee-aye” and is too Frenchy for you?

Relax Ollie or I'll tell Stan..

 

[BuffettHawk]

Complains a name is too old-fashioned, makes a Laurel & Hardy joke.

 

[Silky Johnson]

They tried throwing a fade to him near the goal line against Michigan. It was a terrible pass.

I had forgotten about that. Just a dogshit call with execution to match. If you even want to try that stupid play it has to be going to Brandon Smith.

 

[Berzerkenpas]

Nah, we'll never have any use for that.

there might be a bench spotting

 

[Kerky]

LOL.

Ferdinand is my go to name to display during Zoom meetings.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

So this is a thing,.....JFC

 

[Debit One]

Don't worry, Stuart, KF won't be getting that bonus this year.

 

[BVHawk95]

Reading Twitter is like sticking a fire poker in ny eye

It's amazing how many window-lickers are allowed an audience of thousands

 

[thrawn]

I still follow Jasper, his wife, and their dog on insta

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[hawkchick79]

I miss Jasper.