Official 2020 Tailgate Thread - Everything sucks and it's never getting better

[BngHawk]

plus it would give you another chance to see your mom

How does that make sense?

 

[douglasbader]

How does that make sense?

Bend over and I'll show you.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Creed]

I came.

 

[douglasbader]

Fucking gross.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

How does that make sense?

we are all fucking your mom get it haha

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I would slip my penus into that

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Even if there is no football, we can still tailgate. Why is there no annual halo mixer? That shit would be great. Also scary because some of you are legit stalkers but mostly kinda great.

Bunger, I nominate you high chair of the HaLo mixer. Get that shit done. By my 25 years of season tickets calculation, you have a HaLo pool of about 30 people that have zero concern socializing in real life.

 

[Herky823]

It's looking good boys

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It's looking good boys

You are likely to get a couple games in at least.

 

[Herky823]

And every single work trip this fall has been canceled.

 

[Monster]

I'm out until October at minimum.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm out until October at minimum.

I'll call Gary and let him know

 

[Monster]

I'll call Gary and let him know

I don't know any Gary. But knock yourself out.

 

[KitKatApples]

Barta

 

[Monster]

I don't know him.

 

[26.2]

I'm out until October at minimum.

Just save everyone the trouble and just say you're not going to make it this year instead of posting every home game how you "might" make it.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Probably going to sit this year out. Probably have tickets for sale.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Out. Year 2 of no tickets.

 

[Gushawk]

I’ll be scalping to one, but it may be at Minnesota

 

[Dr. Zaius]

So how much are single game tickets going to go for? Upwards of $200-300 per?

 

[Soda Popinski]

So how much are single game tickets going to go for? Upwards of $200-300 per?

I hope so.

 

[KitKatApples]

sure

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Yep