**Official 2021 Iowa Football Off-Season Thread**

CamelTones

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Just saw a guy driving down the strip in Coralville with an interesting license plate that I’m a little surprised they let him use:

SHTONWI
 

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Meat and potatoe burrito, large ole, Dr pepper.

My daughter had never eaten there and the kids soft shell meal/ole changed her life.
Were there oles? Oles inside a burrito do not count. I want free standing oles. If there were not oles, you are going to go back there and make a video of yourself eating them and send it to me.
 

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Were there oles? Oles inside a burrito do not count. I want free standing oles. If there were not oles, you are going to go back there and make a video of yourself eating them and send it to me.
There were oles inside of that bitch and all over my lap being eaten one at a time like a monkey picking ticks off a friend.
 
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Were there oles? Oles inside a burrito do not count. I want free standing oles. If there were not oles, you are going to go back there and make a video of yourself eating them and send it to me.
My sons loved getting a six pack and a pound each back in the day.
 

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Did you get your damn fries or not?
I did. He just gave me a super smug and condescending look and said “you mean French fries?” Or something to that effect. I actually speak Spanish so I could have dunked on this fool but I was pwned to a crisp and took my L.
 
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I did. He just gave me a super smug and condescending look and said “you mean French fries?” Or something to that effect. I actually speak Spanish so I could have dunked on this fool but I was pwned to a crisp and took my L.
You should have spanished the fuck out of him
 

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You should have spanished the fuck out of him
My 3rd grader is in Spanish immersion and I and my ex had a meeting with her teacher and the principal last week. My ex is basically Peggy Hill when it comes to 'speaking' Spanish. She's better than most, but texmex at best.

There was a teacher taking notes of the meeting until my ex refused to not speak Spanish to our daughters teacher. She'd fumble through sentences and he'd respond in English to speed it up but she gave zero fucks and continued frustrating all at the table. The principal just stared at her hard blinking, hopefully realizing my pain.

She's the worst.
 
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My 3rd grader is in Spanish immersion and I and my ex had a meeting with her teacher and the principal last week. My ex is basically Peggy Hill when it comes to 'speaking' Spanish. She's better than most, but texmex at best.

There was a teacher taking notes of the meeting until my ex refused to not speak Spanish to our daughters teacher. She'd fumble through sentences and he'd respond in English to speed it up but she gave zero fucks and continued frustrating all at the table. The principal just stared at her hard blinking, hopefully realizing my pain.

She's the worst.
That one time we were all coming back from Iowa City and she was getting all upset because you didn’t want to stop at McDonalds to get a particular Happy Meal toy (for herself) was the lowest point of misery and shame I have ever seen in a man.
 
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My 3rd grader is in Spanish immersion and I and my ex had a meeting with her teacher and the principal last week. My ex is basically Peggy Hill when it comes to 'speaking' Spanish. She's better than most, but texmex at best.

There was a teacher taking notes of the meeting until my ex refused to not speak Spanish to our daughters teacher. She'd fumble through sentences and he'd respond in English to speed it up but she gave zero fucks and continued frustrating all at the table. The principal just stared at her hard blinking, hopefully realizing my pain.

She's the worst.
This is rain barrel lady?
 
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