**Official 2021 Iowa Football Off-Season Thread**

Geese

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That's all well and good curdman but don't 4get we have petras playing qb and he's a big ol fag
 

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I can’t fucking wait to get back in kinnick. Just a reminder that Iowa finished on a 6 game win streak that included a 28-7 skullfucking of a Wisconsin team that wouldn’t have scored a point if it weren’t for a flukey muffed punt near their end zone.
That sounds nice, but let's not forget those 6 teams were a combined 18-28.
 

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That's all well and good curdman but don't 4get we have petras playing qb and he's a big ol fag
I’m not giving up on BDS yet. Getting a full spring and fall is going to be good for him. Hopefully significantly less pant shitting as a result
 

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That sounds nice, but let's not forget those 6 teams were a combined 18-28.
Which sounds bad until you remember it was a shortened season played in a literal conference vacuum.

A situation where 14 teams play (at most) 8 games exclusively against each other mathematically guarantees most of those teams will have losing records as they cannibalize each other.
 

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Which sounds bad until you remember it was a shortened season played in a literal conference vacuum.

A situation where 14 teams play (at most) 8 games exclusively against each other mathematically guarantees most of those teams will have losing records as they cannibalize each other.
THAT'S THE JOKE /gif
 

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It is some sort of overall strength and conditioning along with other measures that Hawks have to complete and earn.

Not sure of exact criteria but have heard them before
 

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Isnt golden hawk also an I club donation level?
 

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The Red Hawk represents a small village of low intelligence Czech descendants in Tama County.

The Black Hawk is one of the finest fisheries in the Midwest and also something in which you would typically prefer that your wife has no interest.
 
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The Red Hawk represents a small village of low intelligence Czech descendants in Tama County.

The Black Hawk is one of the finest fisheries in the Midwest and also something in which you would typically prefer that your wife has no interest.
 
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As long as they’re at all concessions, I don’t think it will.

if it’s like Minnesota where they are only selling it in two spots? Yes.
"...alcohol sales won’t be available in the areas adjacent to the UI’s student section. The other big change: Iowa won’t open university-controlled parking lots until six hours before kickoff on game days and no earlier than 6 a.m. "
 

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"...alcohol sales won’t be available in the areas adjacent to the UI’s student section. The other big change: Iowa won’t open university-controlled parking lots until six hours before kickoff on game days and no earlier than 6 a.m. "
Wait...
 
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If everyone buys three $10 beers per game can we haz Big Ten Hockey?
No, but we can use that money to put towards contracting rowing and adding an equal number of female beach volleyball athletes to keep up the title IX numbers. No volleyball experience required
 

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I will be happy to have 2-3 tallboys during a game. If your goal is to get/remain hammered drunk sneaking liquor will remain the way to go.
 

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Wait - I thought everyone was pissed off forever at AB and RAGBRAI because of what’s-his-face the Venmo guy?
 

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I’m actually way more excited about this for basketball
Agreed, I'd rather drink during a basketball game.

But don't the old people in the good seats already complain constantly about the students and other rowdy fans that dare stand up. Just think of the complaints when those students/rowdy fans are drunk! In the words of Jim Zabel: I love it, I love it, I love it
 

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Not reading the article but lol, she’s done it again with her headline.

 
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