**Official 2021 Iowa Football Off-Season Thread**

[Hawk24]

Gus!

HA! My bad....didn't see that it was posted earlier. I will accept my public flogging like a man.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Jesus christ

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Not sure why, but Dochterman is fully fellating Polasek.

 

[KitKatApples]

Weren't some of the complaints directed at him over the last spring/summer?

 

[rodg12]

Didn't see this one coming. Gonna need a young guy to step up now.

 

[BVHawk95]

Maybe he should read a book like his brother.

 

[gable_guy]

Quite the rise for Foster though.

Samford (2016) —-> Iowa —-> NFL

 

[douglasbader]

Sounds like he is done with football completely. Surprising as he was going to be a lock to start and likely an NFL player.

 

[CamelTones]

Was Richman working at tackle?

 

[rodg12]

Was Richman working at tackle?

Guard, I believe. Jackson/Kallenberger/Plumb/Conk were the guys working at tackle from what I remember.

Decent chance we see another true Frosh OT ala Wirfs this fall. Davikdov and Colby already on campus.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Fuck that is not good

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Well at least the QB is calm under pressure.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Nick DeJong is another name to watch for at tackle. Walk-on 3rd year sophomore who came in at ~250 and is now listed listed at 6'6 296. He was getting reps ahead of scholarship guys in his class during his freshman camp.

 

[BVHawk95]

Calling it now, Davidkov is your starter at LT on 9/4

 

[Brownzy]

Calling it now, Davidkov is your starter at LT on 9/4

I’ll take that bet

 

[maintain242001]

You pick up the phone and say hey Marshal Yanda....any interest in a coaching job?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

You pick up the phone and say hey Marshal Yanda....any interest in a coaching job?

Fuck no i just made 70+ million I don't need to work again in my whole damn life

 

[CamelTones]

I can’t imagine making that much money in my career then deciding I want to spend time on the recruiting trail.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

"hey stupid high school kid who loves getting his ass kissed, I earned a scholarship after going to a juco then worked my ass off for years to become a likely NFL hall of famer. Can I please text and call you when it fits in your schedule?"

Marshal ain't about the ass kissing bullshit

 

[rodg12]

Just need to go through the same process used to find Copeland, Foster, Polasek to find the replacements.

 

[thrawn]

So blackpeoplemeet and farmersonly

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I don’t mind losing Polasek at all. Honestly I think every coach is looking, I just don’t see Kirk staying that long.

 

[BVHawk95]

Weren't we talking about how Polasek needs to put up or shut up this time last year?

He's definitely not some huge loss, especially when the HC is an OL guru himself.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[douglasbader]

Good for him and Urban isn't fucking around.

 

[ivan_drago]

Good for him. I hope they kick ass.

This is going to cause a sportswriter OUTRAGE though.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Good for him. I hope they kick ass.

This is going to cause a sportswriter OUTRAGE though.

 

[ivan_drago]

There it is!!! DEATH PENALTY!!!

 

[CleteyColgate]

Urban Meyer cares about black people though

 

[douglasbader]

Remember when there were stories of reporters having to fend off Mets personnel and Nicole immediately made it all about her insinuating that hoards of men in sports have totally hit on her and tried to fuck her so many times she can't count?

Also, did you know that she sort of looks like Aubrey Plaza? Just ask her!

 

[Brad Wesley]

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Twitter + today.

 

[BngHawk]

Rhabdo got brought up immediately too. These people need to fuck off.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[BngHawk]

Can’t wait for Rob Howe’s sizzlin take

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I'm glad to have Doyle/race stuff outrage directed at someone other than Iowa at least.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Morehouse liked this tweet

 

[douglasbader]

I really really hope the Chicago Bears trade C James Daniels to the Jacksonville Jaguars. Maybe the Vikings can send Jaleel Johnson there as well.

 

[CamelTones]

Chris Hennessey definitely participates in political campaigns.

 

[CamelTones]

I really really hope the Chicago Bears trade C James Daniels to the Jacksonville Jaguars. Maybe the Vikings can send Jaleel Johnson there as well.

I'd rather have Urban offer Wadley an opportunity.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Morehouse liked this tweet

Can't wait to see the hot takes on this ripping on Max without knowing who Max is

 

[thrawn]

Libs complaining about separation agreements really haven’t thought much about worker protections and contracts.

 

[BVHawk95]

Morehouse liked this tweet

It's gone, what did it say?

 

[thrawn]

 

[BngHawk]

It's gone, what did it say?

That was a tweet from “coach sofranko” saying Doyle got booted because a bunch of Iowa players were big babies. Pat Angerer also liked the tweet.

 

[ivan_drago]

That was a tweet from “coach sofranko” saying Doyle got booted because a bunch of Iowa players were big babies. Pat Angerer also liked the tweet.

LOL, do you dipshits know who Max is?

 

[Stu Beagle]

LOL, do you dipshits know who Max is?

Nope

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Weren't like 10/13 of the rhabdo kids white?

PS I'm not going to be on Doyle in any respect. He was at a minimum racially insenstive and an abusive asshole overall.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Weren't like 10/13 of the rhabdo kids white?

PS I'm not going to be on Doyle in any respect. He was a college strength coach.

FIFY

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]