**Official 2021 Iowa Football Off-Season Thread**

[StinkyMcFadden]

Nice syntax there Iowa Football

All of you vaccinated people should follow the Hawks to many different stadia.

 

[Gushawk]

I certainly won’t be following them to the closest of them all.

 

[gable_guy]

Not sure best thread to put this

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Not sure best thread to put this

i would be shocked if Barry Alvarez is not the interim while they wait for Barry Alvarez to become available.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Maybe he's dying.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Maybe he's dying.

We're all dying

 

[gable_guy]

Now he has time to do what he really loves. Maybe take a yearly trip to Hawaii...

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Fuck you HaLo, fuck yooooouuuuu!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

In actual strokable news

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

LOL. Even ELITE wide receivers can't catch balls that are 10 yards overthrown/wide/underthrown

 

[MikeyJoe]

Fuck you HaLo, fuck yooooouuuuu!

I mean as long as he DOES, cool.

 

[Verbal]

Happy Halloween, from Spencer.

https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2020/11/02140203/Petras-miss.gif

Edit: I'll just link it since it apparently won't display.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[KitKatApples]

Finally played better music I see

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Happy Halloween, from Spencer.

https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2020/11/02140203/Petras-miss.gif

Edit: I'll just link it since it apparently won't display.

 

[SuperHans]

Fuck you HaLo, fuck yooooouuuuu!

bunch of aznesses in the replies

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Happy Halloween, from Spencer.

https://cdn.theathletic.com/app/uploads/2020/11/02140203/Petras-miss.gif

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Weren't elite receivers.

 

[26.2]

My Petras pessimism from the end of last season fades every day. He can't get any worse, and hopefully a year of conditioning/film/practice etc will do him wonders.

 

[Kamala]

My Petras pessimism from the end of last season fades every day. He can't get any worse, and hopefully a year of conditioning/film/practice etc will do him wonders.

He can get worse. Happens to people all the time.

 

[26.2]

He can get worse. Happens to people all the time.

I am admittedly unrealistically optimistic before every football and basketball season.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

My Petras pessimism from the end of last season fades every day. He can't get any worse, and hopefully a year of conditioning/film/practice etc will do him wonders.

He is a returning quarterback for Iowa, he can get worse.

 

[scottsdalehawk]

His first true road start with a full stadium in Ames is going to be a shitshow.

 

[The Dad]

His first true road start with a full stadium in Ames is going to be a shitshow.

 

[Truant]

Finally played better music I see

Cooking the steak just right.

 

[MikeyJoe]

My Petras pessimism from the end of last season fades every day. He can't get any worse, and hopefully a year of conditioning/film/practice etc will do him wonders.

I thought the same after your first few months of posting and yet here we are FUCKING ROASTED.

 

[Brad Wesley]

@Lee Beevers

are you Spencer’s dad?

 

[Lee Beevers]

@Lee Beevers

are you Spencer’s dad?

yes

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Shawneemicks]

Spence is looking good in those pics.
#Heisman

 

[Pipiyopee]

I mean as long as he DOES, cool.

Yeah likewise it’s nothing against Spence personally. It would be great if he did well.

I just don’t want his pants to be poopy anymore, and I don’t think that’s too much to ask of a Big Ten qb.

 

[Gushawk]

Throwing against that secondary regularly should make him better, I hope. We’ve got some playmakers back there, boyz.

 

[KitKatApples]

Just don't piss your leg every play. How's that for a fucking goal

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Not sure if I can sacrifice the $0.99 required to read Chad's article

 

[gable_guy]

TV producers scrambling for content to come out of commercial or lead into game with...

 

[The Dad]

TV producers scrambling for content to come out of commercial or lead into game with...

Back to the combines, I guess.

 

[gable_guy]

Back to the combines, I guess.

#ActuallyShowingFarmers

 

[Squat Cobbler]

TV producers scrambling for content to come out of commercial or lead into game with...

Well that sucks. Gotta hurt Coralville quite a bit.

 

[Gushawk]

I used it whenever I took kids. Bit of a bummer that the baby will never get to do it.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

My dad was in the railcar business and his company painted the Hawkeye Express before he retired. It was a source of great pride for him when watching the games and they’d show it.

 

[Hawk4Life25]

I'm sure there is available capacity to handle the additional cars looking to park closer to stadium....

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea this seems like a bad idea

 

[chaneccooms]

My dad was in the railcar business and his company painted the Hawkeye Express before he retired. It was a source of great pride for him when watching the games and they’d show it.

 

[eclone]

My dad was in the railcar business and his company painted the Hawkeye Express before he retired. It was a source of great pride for him when watching the games and they’d show it.

A true CSB. That's cool.

 

[sergeanthulka]

Things I heard this weekend...

Keegan Johnson...better than advertised
Arland Bruce...major quicks, has looked exceptional in the return game
Lachey...may be a better pass-catcher than LaPorta, run-blocking lags some
Gavin Williams...a load that could contribute this year
Xavier Williams...hasn't practiced yet & is injured.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Things I heard this weekend...

Keegan Johnson...better than advertised
Arland Bruce...major quicks, has looked exceptional in the return game
Lachey...may be a better pass-catcher than LaPorta, run-blocking lags some
Gavin Williams...a load that could contribute this year
Xavier Williams...hasn't practiced yet & is injured.

Good shit, I can't wait to see practice on the 17th.

Xavior practiced yesterday for the first time according to Sean Bock at 247.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Keegan Johnson was advertised pretty high to begin with...

 

[Bob Sanders]

Just to add another thing from 247, it sounds like Desmond Hutson has been getting the majority of 1st team reps at Brandon Smith's old spot. I suspect it's going to be a good WR group if the QB can get it to them.

 

[SousyHawk]

My dad was in the railcar business and his company painted the Hawkeye Express before he retired. It was a source of great pride for him when watching the games and they’d show it.

Just reading the article I didn't realize that I would know all of the players in the article that put it all together.

Also, it's super amusing that Mark Jennings was behind this and roped in Dan Sabin and Iowa Northern. Mark Jennings and Dan Sabin were high school classmates.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Just to add another thing from 247, it sounds like Desmond Hutson has been getting the majority of 1st team reps at Brandon Smith's old spot. I suspect it's going to be a good WR group if the QB can get it to them.

Boner thread.

@douglasbader is going to be super pumped in the fall.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I would also get super excited if someone blew some smoke up my ass about the d-line.