Shawneemicks
Has said plenty of things dumber than this
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It’s almost like you wrote that yourselfI am a smart man.
It’s almost like you wrote that yourselfI am a smart man.
I will karate kick your long ass goose neck, and cook you for Christmas!
Never thought it would be possible tbh....plus that quote was last season and the line didn't suckNo mention of our shitty OL cloud
The Tom Brady thread says hold my beer.Could this be the longest, most drawn-out "I told you so" in board history?
Who?The Tom Brady thread says hold my beer.
BITCHMADEThe Tom Brady thread says hold my beer.
You recycle the same corny, dipshit, high school lockeroom jokes every fucking day on this board and you’re going to get your feelings hurt because @Geese has spent half a page quoting your bad takes from the summer???Could this be the longest, most drawn-out "I told you so" in board history?
My feelings aren't hurt, cumbuns. But it sure sounds like you've had your feewings hurt a time or two around here.You recycle the same corny, dipshit, high school lockeroom jokes every fucking day on this board and you’re going to get your feelings hurt because @Geese has spent half a page quoting your bad takes from the summer???
Totally. Devastated really.My feelings aren't hurt, cumbuns. But it sure sounds like you've had your feewings hurt a time or two around here.
Not complaining. Just an observation. I deserve to get my face rubbed in this shit and I will take my medicine here.Totally. Devastated really.
Just saying that it’s odd to hear you of all people complain about beating things to death
In fairness, at that point in the season he at least looked serviceable and hadn't lost a game in, like, eight starts.fossilhawk said:
I have to admit, despite being down on Petras for a lot of the year, I've come around on him.
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I think if they beat footwork into him he's got potential. It's concerning that three years in the program wasn't enough to beat that into him, but the through the season improvement has me hopeful. We'll see.
29. Covid year.I’m looking forward to each of Spencer’s 17-18 starts.
MaharishiIf we had the QB from any other school, I think we'd still be ranked #2 right now.
Iowa State, UNI, Drake, Simpson, Waldorf, Upper Iowa, Dordt.
Don Patterson basically said Western Illinois' quarterback is better. In a nice way, of course. Thinks he'll get a league shot.Petras simply lacks the physical requirements to play QB in the Big Ten. The beat writers and podcasters won’t say it but it’s true. I understand they have to be careful as to not lose access but fuck, the QB issues are beyond obvious
“I think Spencer can be a good QB is he gets a clean pocket, receivers get separation, and the running game gets established…”
Unless he transfers to Alabama, he’s not going to get those things. Very few QBs do.
An average MAC QB is better than Petras.
That's completely ignoring the mental aspects of the game, where he also is shittyPetras simply lacks the physical requirements to play QB in the Big Ten. The beat writers and podcasters won’t say it but it’s true. I understand they have to be careful as to not lose access but fuck, the QB issues are beyond obvious
“I think Spencer can be a good QB is he gets a clean pocket, receivers get separation, and the running game gets established…”
Unless he transfers to Alabama, he’s not going to get those things. Very few QBs do.
An average MAC QB is better than Petras.
Does moving like the tin man fall under “physical skills?”I think his physical skills are fine, it’s just the complete lack of pocket presence that makes him suck.
Tom Brady hasn’t left a 3-yard radius circle since his career ended.Does moving like the tin man fall under “physical skills?”
Deion wasn't a qb, geniusPetras makes Tom Brady look like Deion Sanders.
Petras makes Tom Brady look like Michael Vick
I appreciate the comparison, but maybe one of the worst ncaa quarterbacks of the last couple years, to the best nfl quarterback of all time isn’t exactly making the point you think it is. I mean sure, if Spence had the pocket presence of Tom Brady he’d be really good, if he had the athleticism of Patrick Mahomes he would be too, those things are on different planets from where he currently resides. It’s the unique combination of lack of movement with lack of vision with lack of decision making with lack of pocket presence that makes him so bad. If it was just lack of pocket presence he’d be Nate Stanley.Tom Brady hasn’t left a 3-yard radius circle since his career ended.
The short throws are most often the result of a pants shitting check down thrown in full fight-or-flight modeBlessed with an arm that seemingly gets stronger as the throws get shorter.
Then there’s this fucking asshole.
i assumed that guy was a guitar coachElite talent, my nut brown ass
Sounds somewhat tasty.Elite talent, my nut brown ass
At some point in the last month, I threatened this gentleman with a class action lawsuit.I mean, seriously, fuck this guy.
Lolololololololololol. Fuck.If you look at his individual performance, going from an adj yards/attempt of 6.2 to 7.5+, or a QB rating of 119 to ~140 would put him at around a top 40 QB. He doesn't need to be great, just improve.
QBRLolololololololololol. Fuck.
still a sub 60% completion ratio. Identical Y/A. Still bottom 25% in the country in QBR
I like his strategy of taking a guy that spazzes out during plays and making everything ridiculously overcomplicated for him. That makes sense.The ol' snake oil salesman.
I mean, seriously, fuck this guy.
Stars don't matter Dallas Clark Bob Sanders.QBR
37 Rocky Lombardi
38 Taulia Tagovailoa
40 Brock Purdy
44 Adrian Martinez
By the way, my post wasn't a prediction, it was in response to a question of "What would be a good season from Petras?" I don't think "Being a top 40 QB" is an unreasonable standard at Iowa.Lolololololololololol. Fuck.
still a sub 60% completion ratio. Identical Y/A. Still bottom 25% in the country in QBR