**Official 2021 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Kamala]

Of all the message boards I've ever visited, the biggest jerkwads in the Iowa fan base can be found here

There ARE a lot of jerkwads here, tbh.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Sorry to offend you mr. Petrash

 

[hawkimike]

Of all the message boards I've ever visited, the biggest jerkwads in the Iowa fan base can be found at www.hawkeyelounge.com

The great thing is that you don't have to come back.

 

[cloudhawk]

Honestly, kind of a badge of honour

 

[Pipiyopee]

Let’s talk about what Spencer does well as a qb. Throws the ball hard. What else?

 

[cloudhawk]

I mean he made a couple of really nice throws (2-3?)

 

[Hawkstrat]

Let’s talk about what Spencer does well as a qb. Throws the ball hard. What else?

Be pretty tall.

 

[cloudhawk]

Seems like he is a good clapper....guessing its his musical background

 

[Russell Ziske]

Let’s talk about what Spencer does well as a qb. Throws the ball hard. What else?

He always wears the proper uniform & equipment, making him eligible per ncaa guidelines.

 

[cloudhawk]

Definitely looks extremely comfortable signaling in plays from the sidelines

 

[CleteyColgate]

Let’s talk about what Spencer does well as a qb. Throws the ball hard. What else?

Get a fucking life

 

[Lee Beevers]

Of all the message boards I've ever visited, the biggest jerkwads in the Iowa fan base can be found at www.hawkeyelounge.com

have you considered not being a complete fucking idiot all the time? It may go better if you adopt that path.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Get a fucking life

Is that a QB skill tho?

 

[Pipiyopee]

Get a fucking life

We’re talking about what Spence does well, Clete. This is your chance.

 

[Russell Ziske]

Has anyone seen Cletey Colgate & quarterback guru Tony Racioppi together, in the same room at the same time?

 

[Pedro]

Mostly on 3rd downs...

 

[Alan Lomax]

After that missed kick my 8 year old said, “If Iowa’s quarterback was as good as their kickers they could have won the Rose Bowl.” I think that’s about right.

 

[cloudhawk]

Clete is Mrs. Petras?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Petras can physically make good throws. His mind cannot handle the college game.

 

[Billy Butters]

Definitely looks extremely comfortable signaling in plays from the sidelines

No doubt, just the best. Add signaling the next numbered down. I swear that fucker will start throwing up the down number before his errant throws hit the ground.

 

[CleteyColgate]

have you considered not being a complete fucking idiot all the time? It may go better if you adopt that path.

You should try 3 things:

1. Sobriety
2. Moving out of your Mom's basement (or, my Mom's, amirite?)
3. Moving away from your keyboard for 30 minutes and try fucking something other than yourself. Experiment on sheep first so you don't frighten a woman

 

[Whatever]

After that missed kick my 8 year old said, “If Iowa’s quarterback was as good as their kickers they could have won the Rose Bowl.” I think that’s about right.

Your 8 year old is a fucking retard.

 

[Russell Ziske]

You should try 3 things:

1. Sobriety
2. Moving out of your Mom's basement (or, my Mom's, amirite?)
3. Moving away from your keyboard for 30 minutes and try fucking something other than yourself. Experiment on sheep first so you don't frighten a woman

 

[Whatever]

Sorry, I’m not taking the loss well

 

[hawkeyealum]

You should try 3 things:

1. Sobriety
2. Moving out of your Mom's basement (or, my Mom's, amirite?)
3. Moving away from your keyboard for 30 minutes and try fucking something other than yourself. Experiment on sheep first so you don't frighten a woman

This was terrible. You should feel bad

 

[Lee Beevers]

You should try 3 things:

1. Sobriety
2. Moving out of your Mom's basement (or, my Mom's, amirite?)
3. Moving away from your keyboard for 30 minutes and try fucking something other than yourself. Experiment on sheep first so you don't frighten a woman

Clete im not the only one here who feels you’re a big ol’ dipshit. I’m truly fascinated by you though. I would love to know if you have a family, where you live, whether you are special needs, etc.

you straighten up your act regarding Justin Fields and we can still be e-buds!

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Your 8 year old is a fucking retard.

Lol!

 

[CleteyColgate]

This was terrible. You should feel bad

Oh I do

 

[Bob Sanders]

A fresh start somewhere else would be a good thing for Petras mentally.

Maybe Pitcairn State or the University of Svalbard.

 

[Truant]

Of all the message boards I've ever visited, the biggest jerkwads in the Iowa fan base can be found at www.hawkeyelounge.com

You know where the door is…use it. But before you go be sure to go fuck yourself.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

That's more fucking embarrassing than his play on the field. His mom is seeking out feedback on her son from dorks on the internet and really taking it to heart. Instead of saying don't read that shit, I'm a grown man he cries out for help in the media. I didn't think I could hate him more but here we are.

There are people his age who have been through two combat tours. Real leadership material, real inspiration. JFC.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Holy hell…

"I like the to fire Tony!!!" FIFY.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

Maybe Pitcairn State or the University of Svalbard.

Yeah, maybe we can convince him UNIS has a football team.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Kirk has a chance to leave this program on very solid footing. If he chooses to hang on to his "aww shucks that's foootball" offensive philosophy he might not.

If he was smart he would hand the program to Bert right now. Bert is just the right guy to take over at the start of the greasebag nil era of college sports.

 

[BBK]

Jesus Christ, I agree with Champion the drinker

 

[Gushawk]

Is it his agility, pocket presence or ability to consistently throw guys open you like most, @CleteyColgate?

 

[kenos]

Is it his agility, pocket presence or ability to consistently throw guys open you like most, @CleteyColgate?

none of the above

Cletey's just a sucker for a dad bod and a cheap guitar. falls for that type every time.

 

[howler]

What did Petras’ mom have to say about her son’s criticisms that appeared in every single cfb open game thread across the nation in 2021? The problem is that people have eyes and speak freely, no matter what corner of the internet they’re in. At this point no one in America can mentally uncouple “Petras” with “horrible.”

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

What did Petras’ mom have to say about her son’s criticisms that have appeared on every single cfb open game thread across the nation in 2021? The problem is that people have eyes and speak freely, no matter what corner of the internet they’re in. At this point no one in America can mentally uncouple “Petras” with “horrible.”

This is all true. People just have this insane tendency to extrapolate “bad at football” to “shitty person”. If not intentionally, it comes across that way.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Of all the message boards I've ever visited, the biggest jerkwads in the Iowa fan base can be found at www.hawkeyelounge.com

Thank you, sweaty!

 

[Greg Obrecht]

You should try 3 things:

1. Sobriety
2. Moving out of your Mom's basement (or, my Mom's, amirite?)
3. Moving away from your keyboard for 30 minutes and try fucking something other than yourself. Experiment on sheep first so you don't frighten a woman

Get pissed!

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Kirk has a chance to leave this program on very solid footing. If he chooses to hang on to his "aww shucks that's foootball" offensive philosophy he might not.

If he was smart he would hand the program to Bert right now. Bert is just the right guy to take over at the start of the greasebag nil era of college sports.

I’d take slightly less obese M Stoops over Bert but either of them would work for me.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Get pissed!

No

 

[Kamala]

Thank you, sweaty!

 

[The Full Monte]

PFF is F’ing HIGH. Petras at #6

Pro Football Focus: Iowa football's top-10 players from the 2021 season

Who were Iowa's top-10 players this fall, according to Pro Football Focus?

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[Mountain Hawk]

PFF is F’ing HIGH. Petras at #6

Pro Football Focus: Iowa football's top-10 players from the 2021 season

Who were Iowa's top-10 players this fall, according to Pro Football Focus?

247sports.com

It's really hard to analyze anything when you lace your crack with PCP.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

In fairness to BF, if Linderbaum doesn't hurt his foot on that 3rd and 2, Williams gets the first down and the hawks win.

Just super unlucky.

 

[Gushawk]

BF was decent in the second half. If he can get Peaches displaced, I don’t have a problem with him getting another season to show he’s better than his resume to this point suggests. If he lacks the willingness or persuasive abilities to get that done, then fuck him and may they both be booed into oblivion.

 

[Pedro]

BF was decent in the second half. If he can get Peaches displaced, I don’t have a problem with him getting another season to show he’s better than his resume to this point suggests. If he lacks the willingness or persuasive abilities to get that done, then fuck him and may they both be booed into oblivion.

That's the thing. If we had an avg QB all season it would have likely made up for some of his bonehead play calling. Then again, he's the one trucking Peaches out there game after game...

 

[Fair and Balanced]

This is all true. People just have this insane tendency to extrapolate “bad at football” to “shitty person”. If not intentionally, it comes across that way.

But he’s so shitty at football that it makes him a bad person.