**Official 2022 Iowa Football Off-Season Thread**

douglasbader

Said Tom Brady's Career Was Over in 2008
Joined
Aug 3, 2008
Messages
109,678
Reaction score
-29,254
$7m per year. Didn't see that part until now.
 

Brownzy

Important Backpack Wearer
Joined
Mar 22, 2010
Messages
1,242
Reaction score
-1,514
Mel Tucker at 9.5 or Kirk at 7. Which one you taking?
 
Joined
Sep 26, 2007
Messages
3,501
Reaction score
-3,536
From Football scoop:

Iowa: Kirk Ferentz has signed an extension through 2029, extending his current deal by four years, at $7 million a year. The extension takes him through his 96th year at the school. Something like that.
 

Monster

Spends Approximately 10 Hours a Day on TikTok
Joined
Sep 20, 2007
Messages
93,728
Reaction score
-41,165
I hope you didn't also forget that Goodson once beat his father in a foot race at the mall or that Aaron White locked himself in the gym. Incredible stories that should have been shared more.
Don't forget when Greg Brunner intentionally put too much salt on his French fries so he wouldn't eat them, which turned out to be the key to weight loss.

Oh and have you heard about the 9 pound cyst?
 

Monster

Spends Approximately 10 Hours a Day on TikTok
Joined
Sep 20, 2007
Messages
93,728
Reaction score
-41,165
Lol, I didn't know the Brunner one.
Are you kidding? It was brought up a million times. I think it might have been Digger originally. But then other commentators got a hold of it.
 

Alan Lomax

has listened to a podcast about this thread.
Joined
Dec 13, 2009
Messages
10,793
Reaction score
6,013
Don't forget when Greg Brunner intentionally put too much salt on his French fries so he wouldn't eat them, which turned out to be the key to weight loss.

Oh and have you heard about the 9 pound cyst?
Too much salt on fries is a high bar.
 
Joined
Dec 5, 2007
Messages
18,191
Reaction score
-6,841
Are you kidding? It was brought up a million times. I think it might have been Digger originally. But then other commentators got a hold of it.
Not kidding, but I believe you. I was a student when he was an upperclassman, so I was at all of the home games and watched most of the road games with people. I sort of feel shorted I missed such a memorable dietary technique.
 

fossilhawk

Probably Needs to GFH
Joined
Dec 15, 2007
Messages
607
Reaction score
844

Cosigned. (Seems like the perfect thing for HaLo to take credit for after the fact, IMO JS NTTAWWT.)
 

douglasbader

Said Tom Brady's Career Was Over in 2008
Joined
Aug 3, 2008
Messages
109,678
Reaction score
-29,254
I will say, all of this is sort of funny in retrospect that Barta had no choice but to cut out swimming/diving/tennis or whatever like 18 months ago and now they found a fuckton more than they cut. Not to mention they actually added women't wrestling.
 

Hawk&Balls

NOT a member
Joined
May 1, 2016
Messages
23,410
Reaction score
-9,037
How much of it was that they had to cut them, can it was a good time and excuse to do it?
 

douglasbader

Said Tom Brady's Career Was Over in 2008
Joined
Aug 3, 2008
Messages
109,678
Reaction score
-29,254
How much of it was that they had to cut them, can it was a good time and excuse to do it?
Right, which made it even sillier when the parents raised the money to keep it going and they wouldn't even entertain that.
 

Alan Lomax

has listened to a podcast about this thread.
Joined
Dec 13, 2009
Messages
10,793
Reaction score
6,013
My youngest has a lisp, and it sounds like “Peaches” as in, “ohhhhh nooooo not Peaches!!!!” Or “Why is Peaches doing that, Dad?!?”
 

Monster

Spends Approximately 10 Hours a Day on TikTok
Joined
Sep 20, 2007
Messages
93,728
Reaction score
-41,165
Sophomoric humor that serves as low hanging fruit to the bottom feeder "fan" base on Halo
Lol that might be taking it too far.

I just don't think it's clever.
 

Monster

Spends Approximately 10 Hours a Day on TikTok
Joined
Sep 20, 2007
Messages
93,728
Reaction score
-41,165
My youngest has a lisp, and it sounds like “Peaches” as in, “ohhhhh nooooo not Peaches!!!!” Or “Why is Peaches doing that, Dad?!?”
Is that really where it came from? Because I must have missed it during my hiatus.
 

Alan Lomax

has listened to a podcast about this thread.
Joined
Dec 13, 2009
Messages
10,793
Reaction score
6,013
Is that really where it came from? Because I must have missed it during my hiatus.
I don’t believe that’s where it came from, more a coincidence with it happening.
 

6deuce

6douche
Joined
Oct 22, 2007
Messages
11,565
Reaction score
-5,960
My phone autocorrects it to Petra’s. I have no idea why.
 
Top