**Official Illinois State vs. Iowa Football Thread - 11am - BTN**

[douglasbader]

It's game week, boyz.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I’m already in my seats

 

[Fletch]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Iowa 37
Illinois St 10

#CCMF

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I’m already in my seats

Doug's dad will also be in your seat

 

[brantshawks]

I will be in attendance.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I love you doug. Let’s put our differences aside and buttfuck.

 

[cloudhawk]

Go Hawks!

 

[douglasbader]

I love you doug. Let’s put our differences aside and buttfuck.

I'm in.

 

[Herbie2]

I'm in.

It's not a good sign if you have to tell him.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

It's not a good sign if you have to tell him.

Give the man a break. That’s a gaping hole he’s trying to manage.

 

[Hawk24]

 

[douglasbader]

Sunny and high 70's at kickoff and 83 by the end of the game.

 

[brantshawks]

Can'twait.gif

 

[Creed]

Hope we win

 

[Lee Beevers]

Hope we win

I would enjoy progressing the season record to 1-0 rather than 0-1.

 

[ivan_drago]

Have fun being taverend up, losers. I’ll be at the game, per usual, like a real Iowa letter winner.

 

[thrawn]

Brock Spack has been their head coach for 16 years. That fucker’s defenses at Purdue gave Iowa fits back in the aughts.

 

[iowa4ever20]

Last time Iowa opened the season against Illinois State they went 12-0 in the regular season. Iowa 31-14. Choo choo.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

THIS IS ALL VERY EXCITING!!! I AM EXCITED!!!

 

[Verbal]

I think this will be the first season-opener I've attended since 2012. I will say something in the neighborhood of Iowa 30, Illinois State 7.

Edit: nope, looks like they opened at Soldier Field in 2012, so 2011.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I really like Iowa football!! I may scalp tickets so I can take my son!

 

[Kerky]

Have fun being taverend up, losers. I’ll be at the game, per usual, like a real Iowa letter winner.

I'll be taverend up in Dublin. I think we can find a place that will show the game.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I really like Iowa football!! I may scalp tickets so I can take my son!

I'm attending with your wife and we have 2 extra tickets. The 4 of us should make a day of it.

 

[Kamala]

10-3, Iowa

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I'm attending with your wife and we have 2 extra tickets. The 4 of us should make a day of it.

Sounds great!

 

[tallperson54]

I'm very excited to be overserved at my tailgate

 

[Harlan]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Please list all Hawkeyes who will score a TD on Saturday. The winner will receive $20 USD which will be delivered by standard US mail.

In the event of a tie, the poster with the highest post total will win.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Please list all Hawkeyes who will score a TD on Saturday. The winner will receive $20 USD which will be delivered by standard US mail.

In the event of a tie, the poster with the highest post total will win.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

67-4 Iowa

 

[Verbal]

Kaleb Johnson (1 rush, 1 rec.)
LeShon Williams (1 rush)

All other scoring will be FGs and extra points. If I win, please donate the money to a kill shelter.

 

[BngHawk]

Is this game sculpture park-eligible?

 

[BuffettHawk]

Is this game sculpture park-eligible?

Only if this happens:

67-4 Iowa

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa 71-6
Cade McNamara 426 yards passing 5 touchdowns
Flipper Anderson Jr. 11 catches 324 yards. 3tds

 

[6deuce]

Iowa 71-6
Cade McNamara 426 yards passing 5 touchdowns
Flipper Anderson Jr. 11 catches 324 yards. 3tds
Me passed out by 4pm from too many wine spritzers.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

30 min wait at least

 

[Lee Beevers]

 

[ivan_drago]

Please list all Hawkeyes who will score a TD on Saturday. The winner will receive $20 USD which will be delivered by standard US mail.

In the event of a tie, the poster with the highest post total will win.

No one else respond so Stinky has to send me $20.

Seth Anderson
Leshon Williams x2
Sebastian Castro
Jay Higgins
Luke Lachey

 

[The Dad]

It’s always the same overly optimistic retards who act like they’ve never watched an Iowa game in their lives.

All my favorite players are going to score TDs!!

Like you’re 7 years old or something.

 

[ivan_drago]

69-0

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I have no predictions because I bet we win 9-7

 

[thrawn]

10-0 at half and 13-7 with 10 minutes left in the 3rd before Iowa pulls away to win 33-7. Cade will do just enough to maintain the starting job without actually looking healthy and sharp.

 

[Lee Beevers]

It’s always the same overly optimistic retards who act like they’ve never watched an Iowa game in their lives.

All my favorite players are going to score TDs!!

Like you’re 7 years old or something.

 

[The Dad]

I have no predictions because I bet we win 9-7

I bet we’re saving the good stuff (motion and varied snap counts) for ISU!

 

[The Dad]

We didn’t want to go on 2 without having Kirk there in case something went wrong.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Whetjen
Lachey

That's it.

 

[KitKatApples]

10-0 at half and 13-7 with 10 minutes left in the 3rd before Iowa pulls away to win 33-7. Cade will do just enough to maintain the starting job without actually looking healthy and sharp.

 

[KitKatApples]

Or Iowa - 12
Illinois state-0