**Official Illinois vs. Iowa Football Thread - 1:00pm - FS1**

[Hawk&Balls]

I recognize what those words mean, but i have no clue what that says

 

[Pipiyopee]

Oh yes the ol Inverted Counter Read Veer Option Niner

 

[Soda Popinski]

Is howler really here shitting on 9-2 team? Lol

 

[MikeyJoe]

Because it is an incredible use of douche jargon

That guy was an actual professional analyst. Not exactly like a fan using MIKE or WILL.

Also, I think he's the one who Jon Miller starting imitating with the POS## shorthand for players.

 

[douglasbader]

Hawkeye Gamefilm is legit. Jon absolutely copies him with all of his lingo.

 

[Hawkstrat]

That guy was an actual professional analyst. Not exactly like a fan using MIKE or WILL.

Also, I think he's the one who Jon Miller starting imitating with the POS## shorthand for players.

I kind of like that because I can't spell names.

 

[KitKatApples]

I kind of like that because I can't spell names.

You nailed it on this try

 

[CamelTones]

That guy was an actual professional analyst. Not exactly like a fan using MIKE or WILL.

Also, I think he's the one who Jon Miller starting imitating with the POS## shorthand for players.

 

[TJones3312]

He’s not gonna fuck you Jon.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Ya gotta shoot your shot.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Because it is an incredible use of douche jargon

Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.

This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.

 

[douglasbader]

Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.

This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.

TE Room!!

 

[Lee Beevers]

Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.

This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.

im safely assuming his bungness did not grace the grid iron with his talents.

#unclerico

 

[HiawathaHawk]

TE Room!!

That one actually fits. Heard a guy the other day talk about the depth a team has in the “corner back room” which was next level.

Bunch of nerds around here just think that’s what’s going on when there’s any analysis that or terms beyond pee wee level.

 

[cloudhawk]

Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.

This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.

Cry about it

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Lol

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I wasn’t bitching about GameFilm ftr. I enjoy his insightful stuff as it doesnt come from some heavy handed amateur like a Miller

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.

This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.

I am funny as fuck and people here still call me “retarded” “douche” or “lacking basic decency”

people just don’t appreciate greatness these days.

 

[douglasbader]

That one actually fits. Heard a guy the other day talk about the depth a team has in the “corner back room” which was next level.

Bunch of nerds around here just think that’s what’s going on when there’s any analysis that or terms beyond pee wee level.

I think in fairness, we mostly are making fun of that idiot QB guru guy that trained Petras and fucking posers like Jon Miller trying to act like they have any clue of what they are talking about.

Mostly nobody has any issue with guys like Hawkeye Gamefilm and others like him.

I get triggered over joe schmo on halo talking about WILL and MIKE and shit like that because they sound like dorks.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Hiawatha sure likes to get pissed about people getting pissed

 

[Whatever]

I'm going to murder the next poster that says starter kit.

 

[douglasbader]

Seriously, I get a professional analyst talking about QB8 or WR6 or TE84. He does this for a living and does that because he is looking at a whole bunch of teams and players and it is easy to track for everyone doing it that way.

Jon Miller as strictly an Iowa fan/blogger using things like RB15 or WR10? Fuck off and just say Goodson and Bruce.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I think in fairness, we mostly are making fun of that idiot QB guru guy that trained Petras and fucking posers like Jon Miller trying to act like they have any clue of what they are talking about.

Mostly nobody has any issue with guys like Hawkeye Gamefilm and others like him.

I get triggered over joe schmo on halo talking about WILL and MIKE and shit like that because they sound like dorks.

go stick your dick in a mesh concept

 

[HiawathaHawk]

I get triggered over joe schmo on halo talking about WILL and MIKE and shit like that because they sound like dorks.

Does that happen? I’m pretty sure the last time this came up it was after a @hawkeyegamefilm tweet also.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Hiawatha sure likes to get pissed about people getting pissed

Get pissed!

 

[douglasbader]

I also have to remind myself that ol' Jon Miller is the guy that tries to make a career out of being a natural gas / bitcoin / Hawkeye guru while his wife wrote a hostage/suicide note on their 20th Anniversary and bought a green screen for his basement but can't record a podcast that doesn't sound like he is in an empty tin can.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Does that happen? I’m pretty sure the last time this came up it was after a @hawkeyegamefilm tweet also.

Its been beaten out of people here for the most part but is still pretty common on TOS for example.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I also have to remind myself that ol' Jon Miller is the guy that tries to make a career out of being a natural gas / bitcoin / Hawkeye guru while his wife wrote a hostage/suicide note on their 20th Anniversary and bought a green screen for his basement but can't record a podcast that doesn't sound like he is in an empty tin can.

dont forget mortgage broker !!!!

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

I'm going to murder the next poster that says starter kit.

Whatever
Jeffrey Dahmer Starter Kit

 

[douglasbader]

Does that happen? I’m pretty sure the last time this came up it was after a @hawkeyegamefilm tweet also.

It used to, but myself and others on Halo relentlessly made fun of the people that did it and they stopped because they didn't want to get shamed.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Kind of disturbing vulcan mind meld going with doug rn.

 

[Pipiyopee]

I like gamefilm. I was making fun of myself for not knowing wtf he’s talking about there. Fwiw peace

 

[HiawathaHawk]

I'm going to murder the next poster that says starter kit.

In the old days we just used “poor man’s”. I like that better.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Like 80% of this page needs to be moved to the humble brag thread.

 

[BngHawk]

Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.

This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.

Lol. Good lord. Calm down, Bob.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I also have to remind myself that ol' Jon Miller is the guy that tries to make a career out of being a natural gas / bitcoin / Hawkeye guru while his wife wrote a hostage/suicide note on their 20th Anniversary and bought a green screen for his basement but can't record a podcast that doesn't sound like he is in an empty tin can.

In Oklahoma.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Lol. Good lord. Calm down.

If I was actually pissed I would’ve said that instead of posting in every thread here you could actually play sports or learn about them so every phrase wasn’t over your head.

But I didn’t because I was calm. Now you get pissed!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Like 80% of this page needs to be moved to the humble brag thread.

ok DB69

 

[Lee Beevers]

If I was actually pissed I would’ve said that instead of posting in every thread here you could actually play sports or learn about them so every phrase wasn’t over your head.

But I didn’t because I was calm. Now you get pissed!

bng never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

 

[nolookpass]

im safely assuming his bungness did not grace the grid iron with his talents.

#unclerico

not true. The band was on the field at halftime.

 

[Truant]

not true. The band was on the field at halftime.

You didn’t play football either.

 

[nolookpass]

You didn’t play football either.

true. It wasn't physical enough.

 

[Truant]

true. It wasn't physical enough.

Sure
Keep telling yourself that, tits.

 

[thrawn]

Have you two considered getting this over with and fucking already?

 

[Truant]

Have you two considered getting this over with and fucking already?

Not sure

 

[nolookpass]

Sure
Keep telling yourself that, tits.

dude, I went to an athletic powerhouse. Had I gone to a little drinkwater town like you, I'd have started in 3 sports for 4 years and stopped at wrasslin practice after dropping 20 on some 2A squad, tossed a few of you short unhappy dudes around, kissed your girl on the way out of the gym and gone on mindin my own business, cause that's how I roll.

 

[Shawneemicks]

 

[ivan_drago]

holy shit I have no idea how this thread got here but that is the saddest, most pathetic attempt at a brag I’ve ever read on Hawkeye lounge

 

[nolookpass]

I admit, I chuckled.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Nolook jumped the fucking shark boyz