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I recognize what those words mean, but i have no clue what that says
That guy was an actual professional analyst. Not exactly like a fan using MIKE or WILL.Because it is an incredible use of douche jargon
I kind of like that because I can't spell names.That guy was an actual professional analyst. Not exactly like a fan using MIKE or WILL.
Also, I think he's the one who Jon Miller starting imitating with the POS## shorthand for players.
You nailed it on this tryI kind of like that because I can't spell names.
That guy was an actual professional analyst. Not exactly like a fan using MIKE or WILL.
Also, I think he's the one who Jon Miller starting imitating with the POS## shorthand for players.
He’s not gonna fuck you Jon.
Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.Because it is an incredible use of douche jargon
TE Room!!Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.
This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.
im safely assuming his bungness did not grace the grid iron with his talents.Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.
This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.
That one actually fits. Heard a guy the other day talk about the depth a team has in the “corner back room” which was next level.TE Room!!
Cry about itDouche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.
This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.
I am funny as fuck and people here still call me “retarded” “douche” or “lacking basic decency”Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.
This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.
I think in fairness, we mostly are making fun of that idiot QB guru guy that trained Petras and fucking posers like Jon Miller trying to act like they have any clue of what they are talking about.That one actually fits. Heard a guy the other day talk about the depth a team has in the “corner back room” which was next level.
Bunch of nerds around here just think that’s what’s going on when there’s any analysis that or terms beyond pee wee level.
go stick your dick in a mesh conceptI think in fairness, we mostly are making fun of that idiot QB guru guy that trained Petras and fucking posers like Jon Miller trying to act like they have any clue of what they are talking about.
Mostly nobody has any issue with guys like Hawkeye Gamefilm and others like him.
I get triggered over joe schmo on halo talking about WILL and MIKE and shit like that because they sound like dorks.
Does that happen? I’m pretty sure the last time this came up it was after a @hawkeyegamefilm tweet also.I get triggered over joe schmo on halo talking about WILL and MIKE and shit like that because they sound like dorks.
Get pissed!Hiawatha sure likes to get pissed about people getting pissed
Its been beaten out of people here for the most part but is still pretty common on TOS for example.Does that happen? I’m pretty sure the last time this came up it was after a @hawkeyegamefilm tweet also.
dont forget mortgage broker !!!!I also have to remind myself that ol' Jon Miller is the guy that tries to make a career out of being a natural gas / bitcoin / Hawkeye guru while his wife wrote a hostage/suicide note on their 20th Anniversary and bought a green screen for his basement but can't record a podcast that doesn't sound like he is in an empty tin can.
WhateverI'm going to murder the next poster that says starter kit.
It used to, but myself and others on Halo relentlessly made fun of the people that did it and they stopped because they didn't want to get shamed.Does that happen? I’m pretty sure the last time this came up it was after a @hawkeyegamefilm tweet also.
In the old days we just used “poor man’s”. I like that better.I'm going to murder the next poster that says starter kit.
Lol. Good lord. Calm down, Bob.Douche jargon? They’re necessary descriptive terms that have meaning. Dash action is probably the most obscure word there. It would be a bit much for a tv broadcast but for his Twitter feed it’s not at all. No different than a basketball person describing a set with the types of screen or a defense icing a ball screen.
This site is so weird about that stuff. Anything beyond “he’s a pants pisser” “throw it deep” or “make an adjustment!” is blasted for trying too hard.
In Oklahoma.I also have to remind myself that ol' Jon Miller is the guy that tries to make a career out of being a natural gas / bitcoin / Hawkeye guru while his wife wrote a hostage/suicide note on their 20th Anniversary and bought a green screen for his basement but can't record a podcast that doesn't sound like he is in an empty tin can.
If I was actually pissed I would’ve said that instead of posting in every thread here you could actually play sports or learn about them so every phrase wasn’t over your head.Lol. Good lord. Calm down.
ok DB69Like 80% of this page needs to be moved to the humble brag thread.
bng never had the makings of a varsity athlete.If I was actually pissed I would’ve said that instead of posting in every thread here you could actually play sports or learn about them so every phrase wasn’t over your head.
But I didn’t because I was calm. Now you get pissed!
not true. The band was on the field at halftime.im safely assuming his bungness did not grace the grid iron with his talents.
#unclerico
You didn’t play football either.not true. The band was on the field at halftime.
true. It wasn't physical enough.You didn’t play football either.
Suretrue. It wasn't physical enough.
Not sureHave you two considered getting this over with and fucking already?
dude, I went to an athletic powerhouse. Had I gone to a little drinkwater town like you, I'd have started in 3 sports for 4 years and stopped at wrasslin practice after dropping 20 on some 2A squad, tossed a few of you short unhappy dudes around, kissed your girl on the way out of the gym and gone on mindin my own business, cause that's how I roll.Sure
Keep telling yourself that, tits.
I admit, I chuckled.