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Dr. Zaius

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Gary Barta should lose his job over this. What a worthless fuck
 

6deuce

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My first trip to Madison I sent a guy to the hospital. Broke his jaw and he had to get staples in the back of his head. Had a great time until right after that.

My second trip @foxhawks tried to get me to go back to his hotel room. What a faggot!
 

Truant

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My first trip to Madison I sent a guy to the hospital. Broke his jaw and he had to get staples in the back of his head. Had a great time until right after that.

My second trip @foxhawks tried to get me to go back to his hotel room. What a faggot!
 

BngHawk

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My first trip to Madison I sent a guy to the hospital. Broke his jaw and he had to get staples in the back of his head. Had a great time until right after that.

My second trip @foxhawks tried to get me to go back to his hotel room. What a faggot!
Jesus. What’s the story on the attempted murder?
 

Shawneemicks

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Shawnee was just reminiscing about the days gone by when I was told by the Halo experts that Gary Barta was a tremendous AD. Good times.
 

Soda Popinski

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My first trip to Madison I sent a guy to the hospital. Broke his jaw and he had to get staples in the back of his head. Had a great time until right after that.

My second trip @foxhawks tried to get me to go back to his hotel room. What a faggot!
Watch out! We got a badass over here!
 
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My first trip to Madison I sent a guy to the hospital. Broke his jaw and he had to get staples in the back of his head. Had a great time until right after that.

My second trip @foxhawks tried to get me to go back to his hotel room. What a faggot!
Watch out! We got a badass over here!
you guys act like you've never broken someones jaw before....

 

brantshawks

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My first trip to Madison I sent a guy to the hospital. Broke his jaw and he had to get staples in the back of his head. Had a great time until right after that.

My second trip @foxhawks tried to get me to go back to his hotel room. What a faggot!
Jesus. What’s the story on the attempted murder?
If I remember this correctly, this poor bastards feet actually left the ground at contact.
 

ivan_drago

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My first trip to Madison I sent a guy to the hospital. Broke his jaw and he had to get staples in the back of his head. Had a great time until right after that.

My second trip @foxhawks tried to get me to go back to his hotel room. What a faggot!
Lucky Jogger wasn't in Madison that day or we'd be talking about you in the past tense, buddy.
 

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My first trip to Madison I sent a guy to the hospital. Broke his jaw and he had to get staples in the back of his head. Had a great time until right after that.

My second trip @foxhawks tried to get me to go back to his hotel room. What a faggot!
Jesus. What’s the story on the attempted murder?
If I remember this correctly, this poor bastards feet actually left the ground at contact.
Accomplice!

Tell the god damned story
 

6deuce

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Jesus. What’s the story on the attempted murder?
If I remember this correctly, this poor bastards feet actually left the ground at contact.
Accomplice!

Tell the god damned story
Out in Madison. Have no idea what bar chanting “Let’s Go Hawks” on the dance floor.

My buddy was trying to hook up with a chick and turns out her boyfriend was there. He wanted to fight my buddy and I was actually trying to play peace maker and the guy told me he’d “kick my fat ass too!”

A couple shoves were exchanged and then I lit him up. Caught him pretty much perfect. As Brant said his feet left the ground and he landed on the back of his head.

This was about 15 years ago. I’ve matured since then.
 

foxhawks

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If I remember this correctly, this poor bastards feet actually left the ground at contact.
Accomplice!

Tell the god damned story
Out in Madison. Have no idea what bar chanting “Let’s Go Hawks” on the dance floor.

My buddy was trying to hook up with a chick and turns out her boyfriend was there. He wanted to fight my buddy and I was actually trying to play peace maker and the guy told me he’d “kick my fat ass too!”

A couple shoves were exchanged and then I lit him up. Caught him pretty much perfect. As Brant said his feet left the ground and he landed on the back of his head.

This was about 15 years ago. I’ve matured since then.
:roflmao:
 

L. Wade Childress

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If I remember this correctly, this poor bastards feet actually left the ground at contact.
Accomplice!

Tell the god damned story
Out in Madison. Have no idea what bar chanting “Let’s Go Hawks” on the dance floor.

My buddy was trying to hook up with a chick and turns out her boyfriend was there. He wanted to fight my buddy and I was actually trying to play peace maker and the guy told me he’d “kick my fat ass too!”

A couple shoves were exchanged and then I lit him up. Caught him pretty much perfect. As Brant said his feet left the ground and he landed on the back of his head.

This was about 15 years ago. I’ve matured since then.
I believed this story until the end
 

douglasbader

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Lol at leaving out the part where Brants jumped on the guy when he was knocked out and started sucking his dick.
 

ivan_drago

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Lol at leaving out the part where Brants jumped on the guy when he was knocked out and started sucking his dick.
Fun fact: that’s where the media got the term “opportunistic defense.”
 

Soda Popinski

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If I remember this correctly, this poor bastards feet actually left the ground at contact.
Accomplice!

Tell the god damned story
Out in Madison. Have no idea what bar chanting “Let’s Go Hawks” on the dance floor.

My buddy was trying to hook up with a chick and turns out her boyfriend was there. He wanted to fight my buddy and I was actually trying to play peace maker and the guy told me he’d “kick my fat ass too!”

A couple shoves were exchanged and then I lit him up. Caught him pretty much perfect. As Brant said his feet left the ground and he landed on the back of his head.

This was about 15 years ago. I’ve matured since then.
You got lucky. That could have turned into a manslaughter charge .
 

6deuce

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Accomplice!

Tell the god damned story
Out in Madison. Have no idea what bar chanting “Let’s Go Hawks” on the dance floor.

My buddy was trying to hook up with a chick and turns out her boyfriend was there. He wanted to fight my buddy and I was actually trying to play peace maker and the guy told me he’d “kick my fat ass too!”

A couple shoves were exchanged and then I lit him up. Caught him pretty much perfect. As Brant said his feet left the ground and he landed on the back of his head.

This was about 15 years ago. I’ve matured since then.
You got lucky. That could have turned into a manslaughter charge .
 

6deuce

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I’m bored so figured I’d rewatch the game and at the very beginning Brian was mentioned by Robert Smith as Greg Ferentz.

Lolz!!

I’ll GFMIAP.
 
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