**Official Iowa vs. Illinois Football Thread - 2:30pm - BTN or FS1**

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“Never left a huge game like a cocksucker”.
Holy shit, we're going to argue that walking down to the concourse during a 35-0 blowout is leaving a huge game?

Yes, let's make this literal. What a fucking dork midget.
 
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I guess technically we never left the game. We just stopped watching
 

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Holy shit, we're going to argue that walking down to the concourse during a 35-0 blowout is leaving a huge game?

Yes, let's make this literal. What a fucking dork midget.
Lol. You are such a pussy. Rough week, buddy.
 

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Lol. You are such a pussy. Rough week, buddy.
You're taking the most Capt. Obvious big game statement and making it literal. Brant left the 2016 Michigan game. Any non-idiot would not need a map to realize the implication was a big game that was actually still close at the end.

Lol at saying leaving blowouts is the same thing.

You, like always, are the midget pussy. Can't wait until you text Douche4Life and PedroGomez for back up like a sissy boy again.
 

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You're taking the most Capt. Obvious big game statement and making it literal. Brant left the 2016 Michigan game. Any non-idiot would not need a map to realize the implication was a big game that was actually still close at the end.

Lol at saying leaving blowouts is the same thing.

You, like always, are the midget pussy. Can't wait until you text Douche4Life and PedroGomez for back up like a sissy boy again.
Freak out, buddy. Let it out. It’s been a long week.
 

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Doug doesn’t want us to take things literally, guys. He wants a little buffer on what bullshit we call him on.
There you go, pleading to the crowd for help like a tiny little pussy. Help me Douche4Life!! Help me Pedro Gomez!! I need to stand on your shoulders!! Hurry!!
 

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"Brants left a big game like a cocksucker (2016 Michigan)."

"Hurr Durr you left a 35-0 blowout!!"
 
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Left our seats, stayed in the stadium.
 

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"Brants left a big game like a cocksucker (2016 Michigan)."

"Hurr Durr you left a 35-0 blowout!!"
I can’t believe how soft you are. Lol. It’s comical. Are you an only child? I bet you’re an only child.
 

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I can’t believe how soft you are. Lol. It’s comical. Are you an only child? I bet you’re an only child.
I can't believe how short you are. Lol. It's comical. Are you half a child? I bet you're a circus baby.
 

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How is the group text going? Is Douche4Lyfe and Pedro Gomer on their way??
 

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Brants should have been banned for his behavior at the Michigan game. I will settle for a public apology by Doug and alum for their rose bowl shenanigans.
 

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I don’t think any apology is needed. That game sucked dick times infinity. They made the most of it, even if out of their seats.
 

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I get the feeling Petras is extra shitty in this game. If that actually happens, then I’ll be glad it wasn’t against a trophy game team at least. Hope I’m wrong!

Reality is the D is going to keep the Hawks in any game like this, so that’s a nice fallback. Fuckin Petras.
 

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The Rose Bowl sucked, but watching that Iowa-Purdue basketball game at the game watch bar in Santa Monica was great. That game where we were down big and then put the press on in the second half and Purdue had no idea what hit them.

Also, loved at the Hawkeye Huddle in downtown LA when they had to send in the reinforcements to deal with unreasonably high liquor demand. The same event where Tom Arnold gave the least inspiring coked out speech imaginable.

If you take out the actual game, that was an incredible trip.
 

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The game will be short because both teams like to run the ball.
 

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The Rose Bowl sucked, but watching that Iowa-Purdue basketball game at the game watch bar in Santa Monica was great. That game where we were down big and then put the press on in the second half and Purdue had no idea what hit them.

Also, loved at the Hawkeye Huddle in downtown LA when they had to send in the reinforcements to deal with unreasonably high liquor demand. The same event where Tom Arnold gave the least inspiring coked out speech imaginable.

If you take out the actual game, that was an incredible trip.
Spot on. Watched that Purdue game at the Aria Sportsbook. Got a little wild.
 

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Anyone that complains about attending an Iowa Rose Bowl game sucks. I stayed in Santa Monica 4 nights and had a hell of a time but shared an uber back to our hotel after the game with two of the most miserable rubes from Des Moines who couldn’t wait to get back to their fat wives and below freezing weather because Iowa lost. These guys spent a few days in sunny 70 degree weather in December and couldn’t find happiness. Fuck those douchebags.
 

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Anyone that complains about attending an Iowa Rose Bowl game sucks. I stayed in Santa Monica 4 nights and had a hell of a time but shared an uber back to our hotel after the game with two of the most miserable rubes from Des Moines who couldn’t wait to get back to their fat wives and below freezing weather because Iowa lost. These guys spent a few days in sunny 70 degree weather in December and couldn’t find happiness. Fuck those douchebags.
My first day back to work after attending the Rose Bowl:

‘Did you have fun’
‘Yeah it wa..’
‘I’m glad I didn’t waste any money on that trip. Shut it off after the first quarter and got shit done around the house. Bet you wish you had your money back.’
‘I was in LA for a week. The Rose Bowl was 3.5 hours dumb fuck.’
 

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My first day back to work after attending the Rose Bowl:

‘Did you have fun’
‘Yeah it wa..’
‘I’m glad I didn’t waste any money on that trip. Shut it off after the first quarter and got shit done around the house. Bet you wish you had your money back.’
‘I was in LA for a week. The Rose Bowl was 3.5 hours dumb fuck.’
LOL, I had a similar experience. I went out to lunch with a work colleague when I got back (who is a notorious tight ass), and one of the first things he said was, “Man, I feel sorry for all those people that spent all of that money to go out there.” Dude, my wife and I left our twin 3 year olds with my in-laws for five days so that we could go to Southern California in late December, reconnect with old friends, and have a great time exploring LA. All of that and we got to go to the Mecca of college football.
 
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