**Official Iowa vs. Illinois Football Thread - 2:30pm - BTN or FS1**

[nolookpass]

Burmeister might be the only QB worse than Petras.

yeah but he rode Ron Steeles coattails into a nice gig

 

[6deuce]

yeah but he rode Ron Steeles coattails into a nice gig

Oh

 

[26.2]

Noon EST kickoffs are only early if you are a worthless cocksucker from the suburbs of Seattle.

He's out ta getcha Sondy!!

 

[thrawn]

Non-conference Non-Power 5 - 11am
Shitty conference games - 11am
Rest of schedule - mixture of 2:30pm and prime time

I also have to say for a road game I really enjoyed the Friday night game.

late afternoon game finishing in twilight will always be the best. Even as the networks push the night games this will always feel like the prime window

not the biggest night game fan but there is definitely something special about a night game against a top 15 team

worst 11 AM game is the sleepy game at Purdue/Indiana/Northwestern where the lack of atmosphere almost favors the home team. I have absolutely no data to back this up.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

worst 11 AM game is the sleepy game at Purdue/Indiana/Northwestern where the lack of atmosphere almost favors the home team. I have absolutely no data to back this up.

Pam ward special

 

[Stu Beagle]

I enjoy a nice mix of start times. At least 2 night games as well as one home 2:30 in mid/late Nov. nothing better than starting in the light and ending at night.
Purdue game needs to be on Espn2 at 11 with Ward on the call.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

yeah but he rode Ron Steeles coattails into a nice gig

good work, if you can get it

 

[BBK]

Paul Burmeister aint walkin thru that door anytime soon..

I'd settle for Matt Eyde.

 

[BBK]

Burmeister might be the only QB worse than Petras.

Burmeister was way better than Petras.

 

[6deuce]

Burmeister was way better than Petras.

He fucking sucked donkey balls.

 

[BBK]

He fucking sucked donkey balls.

That's where we are, tiny.

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

He fucking sucked donkey balls.

NTTAWWT

 

[brantshawks]

Is there some 'Super bad sports take' twitter feed that a screenshot of Doug's post can be shared to?

 

[6deuce]

That's where we are, tiny.

They both fucking suck. Burmeister was not way better. That's fucking retarded.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Is there some 'Super bad sports take' twitter feed that a screenshot of Doug's post can be shared to?

Freezing Cold Takes

 

[douglasbader]

Is there some 'Super bad sports take' twitter feed that a screenshot of Doug's post can be shared to?

I said some RATT things back in 2008, but I've never worn Nebrantska gear or left a huge game early like a cocksucker.

 

[26.2]

I said some RATT things back in 2008, but I've never worn Nebrantska gear or left a huge game early like a cocksucker.

I'm sure whatever game he left was pretty much over by that point.

 

[6deuce]

I said some RATT things back in 2008, but I've never worn Nebrantska gear or left a huge game early like a cocksucker.

2 wrongs don’t make a right.

 

[brantshawks]

I said some RATT things back in 2008, but I've never worn Nebrantska gear or left a huge game early like a cocksucker.

I've never done the last one.

My dipshit husker buddy looked great in the hawk bibs so me wearing a hat once was worth it.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I've never done the last one.

My dipshit husker buddy looked great in the hawk bibs so me wearing a hat once was worth it.

So during the Michigan game in 2016, you remained in your seating area until the end?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

So during the Michigan game in 2016, you remained in your seating area until the end?

I thought it was Penn State 2008? Maybe that was a game he missed entirely. I need better spreadsheets.

 

[Herky823]

I thought it was Penn State 2008? Maybe that was a game he missed entirely. I need better spreadsheets.

A friend of mine in college was cold and got her boyfriend to leave the 08 Penn State game early. They walked into the apartment just as the FG was kicked. LOL.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I thought it was Penn State 2008? Maybe that was a game he missed entirely. I need better spreadsheets.

My memory was that he was at the gate leaving the Michigan game and then came back in to see the kick. While he was deciding to leave after the pick, I was telling the people around me that we were going to win. The scenario was almost the same as how NDSU had beaten us earlier in the year.

 

[IowaWigman]

My memory was that he was at the gate leaving the Michigan game and then came back in to see the kick. While he was deciding to leave after the pick, I was telling the people around me that we were going to win. The scenario was almost the same as how NDSU had beaten us earlier in the year.

2002 Purdue game is in the same boat. Kinnick emptied out quite a bit before Banks to Clark.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I’m a douche who occasionally posts things in the wrong thread.

 

[brantshawks]

So during the Michigan game in 2016, you remained in your seating area until the end?

Don't get nuanced with me fucko. In my younger days I'd leave my 'seating area' to jump out on the field like an idiot. I watched the final drive and made kick from the student section.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I’m a douche who occasionally posts things in the wrong thread.

What the fuck, mods??????

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

What the fuck, mods??????

Did they delete the giant part?

 

[ChipHilton]

Petras is now within a point of Randy Reiners' 1999 QBR. Only two behind Mullen.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Don't get nuanced with me fucko. In my younger days I'd leave my 'seating area' to jump out on the field like an idiot. I watched the final drive and made kick from the student section.

Nuance this

I left but came back into the Southwest corner to see it. Lots of people followed us in.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

I expect Iowa to win due in large part to continued winning QB play. Same will be true against Wisconsin and most likely for whatever games remain.

 

[foxhawks]

 

[Stu Beagle]

Petras is gonna throw a pick. But if the Hawks only have one turnover, they should win comfortably

 

[brantshawks]

Nuance this

And that's where I watched the final drive and kick!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

On any given snap, I expect an interception more than I expect a complete pass, let alone a touchdown.

 

[HawkLax6]

2002 Purdue game is in the same boat. Kinnick emptied out quite a bit before Banks to Clark.

Not Monster. You can see him celebrating on the field in the end zone after the TD. He would tell you if he was still around.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

On any given snap, I expect an interception more than I expect a complete pass, let alone a touchdown.

This falls in line with how I perceive your math skills.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Fucking PWNED!

 

[The Tin Man]

24-17 Iowa

 

[Verbal]

I predict a needlessly and uncomfortably close win.

 

[Harlan]

Is there some 'Super bad sports take' twitter feed that a screenshot of Doug's post can be shared to?

https://twitter.com/HawkeyeLounge

 

[CamelTones]

Lol last tweet was Chevin Calloway committing.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I said some RATT things back in 2008, but I've never worn Nebrantska gear or left a huge game early like a cocksucker.

The biggest game I ever left early was the Rose Bowl. And by left early I mean left my seat at halftime and chose to spend the second half slinging beers at the concession area with the wife, @douglasbader and MrsBader and EastsideRayRay (RIP)

easily one of my favorite memories of the trip

 

[Orestes]

The biggest game I ever left early was the Rose Bowl. And by left early I mean left my seat at halftime and chose to spend the second half slinging beers at the concession area with the wife, @douglasbader and MrsBader and EastsideRayRay (RIP)

easily one of my favorite memories of the trip

Did you call him “Doug”?

 

[TJones3312]

Did you call him “Doug”?

That’s not his name?

 

[foxhawks]

 

[thrawn]

Did you call him Ess?

 

[hawkimike]

I said some RATT things back in 2008, but I've never worn Nebrantska gear or left a huge game early like a cocksucker.

The biggest game I ever left early was the Rose Bowl. And by left early I mean left my seat at halftime and chose to spend the second half slinging beers at the concession area with the wife, @douglasbader and MrsBader and EastsideRayRay (RIP)

easily one of my favorite memories of the trip

 

[foxhawks]

Jesus Christ, Doug. How do you continue to step on such a small dick?

 

[thrawn]

Jesus Christ, Doug. How do you continue to step on such a small dick?

big feet, short legs?