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L. Wade Jr.
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I withdraw my endorsement for Burt to Iowa. Too fat, seems to be expanding by the hour.
Seems like a perfect fit for iowa..Any coach that requires custom made school apparel to accommodate his obesity is not welcome on the Iowa sidelines in plain sight.
Waddle is the right word. I didn’t think Bert was going to make it back to the Illini sideline when he waddled over to the other side of the field to check on one of his injured players and carry the player’s helmet as he was helped off.Somebody threw their seat cushion at Bert last night after the roughing the passer call. Pretty funny watching him waddle around on the sideline to go pick it up. Guy is going to be using a motorized scooter to get around in a year.
He buys his clothes from Omar the Tent Maker.I withdraw my endorsement for Burt to Iowa. Too fat, seems to be expanding by the hour.
Sounds like you understand it.I don’t understand our RB situation, though at least all 3 guys seem competent
Also Wetjen luckily not touching the ball when he chose to jump up with one hand as one of the punts was sailing well over his head was a nice win. It always scares me when a guy clearly isn't processing things fast enough to not be retarded.Two small things (unlike Bert) that were big. Anderson having the wherewithal to jump on the fumble that didn't seem like a fumble. And wetjen finally having a good return on the last scoring drive
Yes, I almost crapped my pants on that one.Also Wetjen luckily not touching the ball when he chose to jump up with one hand as one of the punts was sailing well over his head was a nice win. It always scares me when a guy clearly isn't processing things fast enough to not be retarded.
He prayed the gay away.Fuck you.
At your age Rolo, that's probably something you say every day.Yes, I almost crapped my pants on that one.
Also on the same play, Higgins dragged Castro across like half the field to get him to cover an outside open receiver before running back to his position and then getting in the passing lane. Just a heads up play by a leader out there.The last 4th down play the Hawks knew what they were going to run. Both Higgins and Evans were in the pass lane like volleyball blockers.
He looked much fatter yesterday than in this pic. Maybe it was the orange but holy shit is he fat. Like fatter than fat 6deuce. Vile!!!
This, and especially in the year 2023.I withdraw my endorsement for Burt to Iowa. Too fat, seems to be expanding by the hour.
on third and long, whatever, but on third and medium they are criminalThe empty sets are indeed the dumbest thing that Iowa does on offense.
That picture can’t be from this season. He looked twice that size last nightHe looked much fatter yesterday than in this pic. Maybe it was the orange but holy shit is he fat. Like fatter than fat 6deuce. Vile!!!
Without the "almost."At your age Rolo, that's probably something you say every day.
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He’s what 6’3”? He’s probably pushing 450He has to be pushing 4 bills, maybe 4 and a quarter
450?He’s what 6’3”? He’s probably pushing 450
He’s enormous.450?
Maybe. I have a patient shorter than he is that appears in better shape and he’s 400+He’s what 6’3”? He’s probably pushing 450
Sad to ponder how his grotesque expansion has distorted his Tigerhawk tattoo.I have no idea why he let's himself become the new Mangino. It's unseemly.
He’s a child predator?
What does “better shape” at 400+ look like?Maybe. I have a patient shorter than he is that appears in better shape and he’s 400+
Especially when they’re 6 ft tall or shorter. I mean holy shit.What does “better shape” at 400+ look like?
399What does “better shape” at 400+ look like?
More oblong than bowling ballWhat does “better shape” at 400+ look like?
Could anyone talk Kurt into resting Deacon this week? I think it's way way too risky to play QB1 in a "meaningless" game.
That is most salient point. He hadn't thrown it yet.“when it is obvious the ball has been thrown” seemed tenuous when the hit literally impacted the pass and its flight
I'm afraid by now that Tigerhawk has morphed into a pterodactyl.Sad to ponder how his grotesque expansion has distorted his Tigerhawk tattoo.