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Greg Obrecht · Monday at 5:17 PM

BBK said:
We should really stop doing this aww shucksy humble Iowa thing where we talk about how the opponents we defeated weren't very good, thereby diminishing the team's accomplishments.

No one really knows how good Indiana or Iowa State are yet, but repeatedly saying they suck is just silly. We beat two seemingly very good teams and currently have the best resume in the country.

Have a lil pride.

Whoa. Slow down, pilgrim. After two weeks of actually playing with a real ball, ISU slipped by an FCS team and were bludgeoned to death by a salty Iowa team. Maybe they can grow some balls moving forward but they haven’t shown to be Top 25 so far this year.

BBK · Monday at 5:21 PM

Greg Obrecht said:
Whoa. Slow down, pilgrim. After two weeks of actually playing with a real ball, ISU slipped by an FCS team and were bludgeoned to death by a salty Iowa team. Maybe they can grow some balls moving forward but they haven’t shown to be Top 25 so far this year.

Yep, and Indiana totes sucked too and was only good because of the coronavirus, according to HaLo.

Both of those teams had damn near all their starters back from good teams. We torched them both.

It's time to puff our chests out, not go all "lol they must totally suck, derpity derp derp."

Greg Obrecht · Monday at 5:22 PM

Ummm ok

BBK · Monday at 5:24 PM

Calmer than you are

Greg Obrecht · Monday at 5:26 PM

Someone hasn’t been milked today.

Hawkstrat · Monday at 5:27 PM

I think it's because he White Knighted their Covid season.

BluesHawk · Monday at 5:27 PM

I have not been milked today.

BluesHawk · Monday at 5:28 PM

Or any day really.

Fletch · Monday at 5:29 PM

That’s udderly sad, Blues.

BBK · Monday at 5:31 PM

Greg Obrecht said:
Someone hasn’t been milked today.

BBK · Monday at 5:34 PM

I've been milked twice today.

Thomas Wolsey · Monday at 5:34 PM

BluesHawk said:
Or any day really.

Maybe tomorrow.

BluesHawk · Monday at 5:35 PM

Thomas Wolsey said:
Maybe tomorrow.

Probably not. I can't even really remember what exactly it is.

Bob Sanders · Monday at 5:40 PM

Indiana and ISU may have the two best pass defenses we see this year.

The issue with Petras is much more with how he handles pressure than his throwing at this point, I can't remember a single positive play where he was flushed from the pocket.

26.2 · Monday at 5:42 PM

BBK said:
I've been milked twice today.

What was his name?

Kerky · Monday at 5:53 PM

BBK said:
Yep, and Indiana totes sucked too and was only good because of the coronavirus, according to HaLo.

Both of those teams had damn near all their starters back from good teams. We torched them both.

It's time to puff our chests out, not go all "lol they must totally suck, derpity derp derp."

At least Indiana took care of business the right way this week, not just slipping by an FCS opponent.

FrodoTBaggin · Monday at 5:55 PM

Greg Obrecht said:
You’re right. Kind of reminds me of a certain president who has a cult following.

FUCK OFF. Keep this stupid bullshit out of these threads. All it takes is one comment like this and the mouth breathers will be running in here with their hair on fire.

FrodoTBaggin · Monday at 5:55 PM

Ban Greg for a month plz

The Dad · Monday at 5:56 PM

Bob Sanders said:
Indiana and ISU may have the two best pass defenses we see this year.

The issue with Petras is much more with how he handles pressure than his throwing at this point, I can't remember a single positive play where he was flushed from the pocket.

Correct. Not sure how that got past quality control. And how fucking terrible do Padilla and Hogan have to be at this point?

ivan_drago · Monday at 5:57 PM

FrodoTBaggin said:
FUCK OFF. Keep this stupid bullshit out of these threads. All it takes is one comment like this and the mouth breathers will be running in here with their hair on fire.

No shit. Not even I’ll ruin a good old fuck ISU thread with that shit.

ivan_drago · Monday at 5:58 PM

The Dad said:
Correct. Not sure how that got past quality control. And how fucking terrible do Padilla and Hogan have to be at this point?

He did, however, throw a laser beam up the seam knowing he was about to get decked. Can’t remember when but I said “Jesus Christ who is that guy,” when he did it.

Lee Beevers · Monday at 5:59 PM

The Dad said:
Correct. Not sure how that got past quality control. And how fucking terrible do Padilla and Hogan have to be at this point?

padilla is a 5’10 guy with a noodle arm. Hogan looked truly terrible and behind some walkon guy during the spring.

The Dad · Monday at 6:01 PM

At this point it has to be that Kirk and Brian do not want movement in the pocket whatsoever. It makes it too unpredictable to block for!!!!

That’s the only explanation.

AZmess · Monday at 6:01 PM

Bob Sanders said:
Indiana and ISU may have the two best pass defenses we see this year.

The issue with Petras is much more with how he handles pressure than his throwing at this point, I can't remember a single positive play where he was flushed from the pocket.

Yep. Hopefully that will get better but it seems like he’s gonna need to continue get better at stepping up in the pocket vs scrambling.

6deuce · Monday at 6:03 PM

Greg Obrecht said:
You’re right. Kind of reminds me of a certain president who has a cult following.

Keep that shit outta here.

Creed · Monday at 6:33 PM

gable_guy said:
"Iowa came out same time as Iowa State!1111!!"

They came onto the field at the same time but Iowa state came out of the locker room several minutes beforehand.

cloudhawk · Monday at 6:45 PM

I dont give a shit if they are really good or not, in any type of ISU thread they fucking suck, period.

Creed · Monday at 6:48 PM

Lee Beevers said:
padilla is a 5’10 guy with a noodle arm. Hogan looked truly terrible and behind some walkon guy during the spring.

My source tells me deuce is ready.

Lee Beevers · Monday at 6:49 PM

Creed said:
My source tells me deuce is ready.

then he has improved a whole hell of a lot. Good for him if he has.

Creed · Monday at 6:52 PM

Apparently the younger players really have gravitated toward him. Not like a split locker room thing, just that they feel good about him when it becomes his turn.

douglasbader · Monday at 6:58 PM

Creed said:
Apparently the younger players really have gravitated toward him. Not like a split locker room thing, just that they feel good about him when it becomes his turn.

Well, hopefully nearly 2 years from now they are still with him.

Pedro · Monday at 7:14 PM

douglasbader said:
Well, hopefully nearly 2 years from now they are still with him.

2 more years...

YugoslavianMountainHound · Monday at 7:52 PM

YugoslavianMountainHound · Monday at 8:11 PM

Good stuff.

Some of the ISU gameday signs at the beginning....

The Full Monte · Monday at 8:11 PM

The Dad said:
Correct. Not sure how that got past quality control. And how fucking terrible do Padilla and Hogan have to be at this point?

The issue is…we really have no idea. Nobody has seen them in a game. They’ve seen them in a PRACTICE…where apparently Spencer looks like Joe Montainya….but as has been brutally obvious….there is nothing that simulates the real game.

The Full Monte · Monday at 8:13 PM

Lee Beevers said:
padilla is a 5’10 guy with a noodle arm. Hogan looked truly terrible and behind some walkon guy during the spring.

Then cut them now. If they are somehow WORSE than Spencer…they are literally wastes of a roster spot

Bob Sanders · Monday at 8:14 PM

The Full Monte said:
The issue is…we really have no idea. Nobody has seen them in a game. They’ve seen them in a PRACTICE…where apparently Spencer looks like Joe Montainya….but as has been brutally obvious….there is nothing that simulates the real game.

The other two haven't looked good in the public practices either. In April of 08 I was ready to stand on the table for Stanzi over JC and I'd do it again if I saw someone similar behind Petras.

Mo T · Monday at 8:15 PM

The Full Monte said:
Then cut them now. If they are somehow WORSE than Spencer…they are literally wastes of a roster spot

This isn't the NFL. That's an awful idea.

The Full Monte · Monday at 8:18 PM

Mo T said:
This isn't the NFL. That's an awful idea.

Thank you captain literal

Hawk&Balls · Monday at 8:18 PM

YugoslavianMountainHound said:
Good stuff.

Some of the ISU gameday signs at the beginning....

The Full Monte · Monday at 8:18 PM

Bob Sanders said:
The other two haven't looked good in the public practices either. In April of 08 I was ready to stand on the table for Stanzi over JC and I'd do it again if I saw someone similar behind Petras.

Doesn’t matter. At this point I’m ready to conclude that practices mean Jack shit

The Full Monte · Monday at 8:18 PM

Hawk&Balls said:
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Goooooooooo

BluesHawk · Monday at 8:24 PM

Lee Beevers said:
padilla is a 5’10 guy with a noodle arm. Hogan looked truly terrible and behind some walkon guy during the spring.

This is super fucking depressing. Thanks for being a wet blanket, @Lee Beevers

Malickfan · Monday at 8:25 PM

A co-worker of mine is a huge delusional Iowa State fan. She seemed to always find a way to be super busy this morning. Finally I got to talk to her about the game...

Me: So did you watch the game?

Her: A little bit. I turned it off. I could care less.

Me: (walking away) Uh huh. I'm sure you do.

Her: (raises voice) It's all about the mighty dollar!

Lee Beevers · Monday at 8:25 PM

BluesHawk said:
This is super fucking depressing. Thanks for being a wet blanket, @Lee Beevers

no problem. Just some dipshits opinion at least

Bob Sanders · Monday at 8:32 PM

The Full Monte said:
Doesn’t matter. At this point I’m ready to conclude that practices mean Jack shit

You're not wrong, both Padilla and Deuce need snaps over the next two games. I'm just not optimistic. Maybe Labas?

nolookpass · Monday at 8:38 PM

IIRC Deuce barely completed 50% of his passes in highschool. Similar to Jake C.

Greg Obrecht · Monday at 8:39 PM

FrodoTBaggin said:
Ban Greg for a month plz

Shawneemicks · Monday at 8:42 PM

Mo T said:
This isn't the NFL. That's an awful idea.

It is now

Alan Lomax · Monday at 8:43 PM

Bob Sanders said:
You're not wrong, both Padilla and Deuce need snaps over the next two games. I'm just not optimistic. Maybe Labas?

If Iowa fans don’t get to indulge in the Deuce being loose there’s going to be a riot.

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