**Official Iowa vs. Maryland Football Thread - 11:00am - BTN**

Stu Beagle

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Evidently Bri moved to Maryland even though he didn’t need to and his family stayed back here
 

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Kirk tears regardless of who wins?
 

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I bet Stratton gives Logan's taint the 'ol forearm shiver.
 

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He gets shoved back against Cade because he is so slow.
 

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I’d like to take back almost everything negative thing I said about Tim Lester when he was hired. The job he’s done with Kirk and Brian’s broken toys has been nothing short of fucking miraculous this year. Ripping off multiple 40 point games against Big 10 competition with a bunch of banged up TEs, mediocre receivers and shitty QBs is one of the finest coaching jobs this program has had. Even the red zone woes in the first half against Iowa State would be forgivable because if Cade (fatfucks guy) was even remotely functional they win that game.

I absolutely love the fact he goes up to the podium last week and essentially said the current QBs blow shit and they need to hit the portal hard.

Wisconsin would be wise to open up the checkbook and hire him away. But they aren’t wise.
 

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I attended the 2014 game at Maryland. What an awful stadium and atmosphere (actually the tailgating wasn't bad) and fans. We were up 7-0 when we got to our seats because they made ALL the Iowa fans enter through one specific gate which was packed with people while all the other gates were empty and we could've walked right in. We lost the game. Classic Ferentz loss to a shitty team. I fully expect us to lose again Saturday. I'll likely watch. Go Hawks.
 

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The game where they inexplicably had Rudock throw 56 passes instead of running the ball with Weisman/Canzeri.
 

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I have no clue what to expect Saturday. Maryland sucks and we suck on the road. At least the field isn’t grass.
 

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The game where they inexplicably had Rudock throw 56 passes instead of running the ball with Weisman/Canzeri.
Jake Duzey fumbled on a big gain and then the game turned around for Maryland. Also Weisman was averaging like 7 yards per carry and we gave it to him like only 11 times
 
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I attended the 2014 game at Maryland. What an awful stadium and atmosphere (actually the tailgating wasn't bad) and fans. We were up 7-0 when we got to our seats because they made ALL the Iowa fans enter through one specific gate which was packed with people while all the other gates were empty and we could've walked right in. We lost the game. Classic Ferentz loss to a shitty team. I fully expect us to lose again Saturday. I'll likely watch. Go Hawks.
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I’d like to take back almost everything negative thing I said about Tim Lester when he was hired. The job he’s done with Kirk and Brian’s broken toys has been nothing short of fucking miraculous this year. Ripping off multiple 40 point games against Big 10 competition with a bunch of banged up TEs, mediocre receivers and shitty QBs is one of the finest coaching jobs this program has had. Even the red zone woes in the first half against Iowa State would be forgivable because if Cade (fatfucks guy) was even remotely functional they win that game.

I absolutely love the fact he goes up to the podium last week and essentially said the current QBs blow shit and they need to hit the portal hard.

Wisconsin would be wise to open up the checkbook and hire him away. But they aren’t wise.
It’s almost like you really had no clue how it was going to play out.
 

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Jake Duzey fumbled on a big gain and then the game turned around for Maryland. Also Weisman was averaging like 7 yards per carry and we gave it to him like only 11 times
I've talked about and broke down the 4th quarter of that game at length. It was simply the quarter changing from the 3rd to 4th. Greg Davis had the offense running it up their ass and all the momentum. The quarter ends on 2 runs by Weisman and 3rd and 2 with Iowa down 24-21 and driving.

They come out in the 4th and Greg Davis loses his mind. He runs a stupid pass play on 3rd and 2 that fails miserably and they have to punt, and the defense gets an immediate 3 and out.

Iowa gets the ball back and passes on the first 3 plays of the drive, with the 3rd being a Pick 6 by Rudock. Iowa didn't run the ball once in the entire 4th quarter. 36 pass attempts in the 4th quarter alone and 56 for the game.

It's one of the most insane out of character things I have ever seen from a Ferentz coached Iowa team.
 

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I've talked about and broke down the 4th quarter of that game at length. It was simply the quarter changing from the 3rd to 4th. Greg Davis had the offense running it up their ass and all the momentum. The quarter ends on 2 runs by Weisman and 3rd and 2 with Iowa down 24-21 and driving.

They come out in the 4th and Greg Davis loses his mind. He runs a stupid pass play on 3rd and 2 that fails miserably and they have to punt, and the defense gets an immediate 3 and out.

Iowa gets the ball back and passes on the first 3 plays of the drive, with the 3rd being a Pick 6 by Rudock. Iowa didn't run the ball once in the entire 4th quarter. 36 pass attempts in the 4th quarter alone and 56 for the game.

It's one of the most insane out of character things I have ever seen from a Ferentz coached Iowa team.
Awesome ANALysis faggot
 

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I attended the 2014 game at Maryland. What an awful stadium and atmosphere (actually the tailgating wasn't bad) and fans. We were up 7-0 when we got to our seats because they made ALL the Iowa fans enter through one specific gate which was packed with people while all the other gates were empty and we could've walked right in. We lost the game. Classic Ferentz loss to a shitty team. I fully expect us to lose again Saturday. I'll likely watch. Go Hawks.
The East side seats have a great view of D.C. Other than that, the stadium sucks. Tailgating was a blast.
 

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I’m probably reading too much into what Kirk said in the PC, but he just seemed done with Cade.
 

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Told Kirk with nothing to play for he is going to focus all his energy on the upcoming NFL draft
 

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That was what I was getting at. Cade basically quit and Kirk wants him to fuck off.
I haven't been paying attention.... is that the word that he quit? He got pulled in that game and essentially faked a concussion?
 
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