**Official Iowa vs. Michigan Football Thread - 11am - FOX**

[Stu Beagle]

Good news is Iowa is clearly better than all but 2 remaining teams and should win 9 games

 

[Creed]

It’s encouraging that the defense looked so good today and it seemed like the LBs didn’t really make any plays. I’m sure they did so I’m not trying to go all hot takey, but if they can improve to solid or close to it, look out.

 

[Russell Ziske]

Seems like forever since we’ve beaten either Wisconsin or Penn State.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

OSU is going to go in dry on Michigan

 

[Silky Johnson]

They won't score a single point on the road next year. Might as well save the fuel and environment.

I missed the sarcasm and am an idiot but in my defense I’ve been around too many idiots today (myself included).

 

[Harlan]

We’ve gone from 4-1 to no possible hope next year.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

We’ve gone from 4-1 to no possible hope next year.

 

[Fletch]

We’ve gone from potential CFP this year to no possible hope next year.

 

[The Game]

Everytime I want to believe Brian has turned the corner as a good OC, we get a game like this.

That also means he'll probably back it up with a fucking masterpiece against Penn State.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

We’ve gone from 4-1 to no possible hope next year.

Dey tuk er jerbs

 

[Pedro Gomez]

We’ve gone from 4-1 to no possible hope next year.

I would absolutely eat Sheryl Crow's ass. Carry on

 

[CamelTones]

Damn look where Stone started on this play:

 

[C-3PO]

That was a great play.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

lack of draws, rb and wr screens was puzzling. The first wr screen was late 3rd or 4th qtr.

if we score 3 points on the road with a 3rd year starting qb..whats next year looking like?

2 draws and 3-4 screens. How many did you want?

Edit: nolook: "enough to score a touchdown"

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Remind me not to have a rational conversation with anyone on TOS. They are constantly in game chat mode. Burn that mother fucker down.

 

[C-3PO]

lack of draws, rb and wr screens was puzzling. The first wr screen was late 3rd or 4th qtr.

if we score 3 points on the road with a 3rd year starting qb..whats next year looking like?

2 draws and 3-4 screens. How many did you want?

Edit: nolook: "enough to score a touchdown"

I think Petras is going to be a GD gunslinger.

 

[Will McCoy]

Woof. That’s not a good quote.

That’s the type of comment that gets you doghoused

Good. Bench him.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Remind me not to have a rational conversation with anyone on TOS. They are constantly in game chat mode. Burn that mother fucker down.

There are some crazies over here. They are all crazies over there.

 

[Bonner]

Remind me not to have a rational conversation with anyone on TOS. They are constantly in game chat mode. Burn that mother fucker down.

No one should need to be reminded to do that.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Remind me not to have a rational conversation with anyone on TOS. They are constantly in game chat mode. Burn that mother fucker down.

No one should need to be reminded to do that.

 

[KitKatApples]

lack of draws, rb and wr screens was puzzling. The first wr screen was late 3rd or 4th qtr.

if we score 3 points on the road with a 3rd year starting qb..whats next year looking like?

2 draws and 3-4 screens. How many did you want?

Edit: nolook: "enough to score a touchdown"

I think Petras is going to be a GD gunslinger.

Based on?

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

It’s encouraging that the defense looked so good today and it seemed like the LBs didn’t really make any plays. I’m sure they did so I’m not trying to go all hot takey, but if they can improve to solid or close to it, look out.

Niemann played well, per usual. Welch was up and down, per usual. I can’t think of one play I recall even seeing Colbert.

 

[BillyBob]

2 draws and 3-4 screens. How many did you want?

Edit: nolook: "enough to score a touchdown"

I think Petras is going to be a GD gunslinger.

Based on?

Not being Nate Stanley.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

If Nate Stanley is truly an academic All-American, then I’m an astronaut.

Is your ass out of this world?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Once again happy I never reorganize my Saturdays for Iowa football.

If I'm home not doing anything, I'll watch. But I'm not putting my life on hold to see Zach Derby lined up wide.

Bitch you didnt have internet in your third world shanty.

 

[C-3PO]

I think Petras is going to be a GD gunslinger.

Based on?

Not being Nate Stanley.

Based on me being on my third glass of bourbon. That’s enough for me. You?

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Nate isn't an overly cautious, check down guy. He just doesn't handle pressure in his face well and doesn't have C.J.'s mobility to get away.

The frustrating thing is he'll make some great throws handing in there and taking a hit. But then gets jumpy and freaks out when he doesn't have to. Between him and Kirk Cousins I see a lot of the same on consecutive days.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

He's a lumbering giant with a rocket arm and no finesse, little pocket presence. Can be accurate, but lacks precision. You take the good with the bad, but when he's bad, it's terribly frustrating. All of the good seems like such a tease at times.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

You take the good, you take the bad
You take them both and there you have
The facts of life, the facts of life
There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The facts of life, the facts of life
When the world never seems
To be livin' up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
The facts of life are all about you, you
It takes a lot to get 'em right
When you're learning the facts of life
(Learning the facts of life)
Learning the facts of life
(Learning the facts of life)
Learning the facts of life

 

[BBK]

Once again happy I never reorganize my Saturdays for Iowa football.

If I'm home not doing anything, I'll watch. But I'm not putting my life on hold to see Zach Derby lined up wide.

Bitch you didnt have internet in your third world shanty.

I was travelling from Cali to Pereira. I had a 3 day long fuckfest and party time in Cali. Returned to Pereira for more of the same.














But yes, internet is lacking in the bus in the rural areas of Valle de Cauca.

 

[Billy Butters]

WTF is wrong with that last chicks ass?

 

[BBK]

WTF is wrong with that last chicks ass?

Its enormous, and natural.

 

[hawkimike]

WTF is wrong with that last chicks ass?

Stung by a bee?

 

[BBK]

I feel like a little kid hitting that. Shes a fuckin monster.

 

[Pipiyopee]

It’s so big she has side ass

 

[Creed]

I’m guessing she gets her jeans tailored.

 

[BBK]

I’m guessing she gets her jeans tailored.

So many big asses here. I doubt she has too much trouble.

 

[joshdeets]

She luvs tacos.... and burritos.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Once again happy I never reorganize my Saturdays for Iowa football.

If I'm home not doing anything, I'll watch. But I'm not putting my life on hold to see Zach Derby lined up wide.

Bitch you didnt have internet in your third world shanty.

I was travelling from Cali to Pereira. I had a 3 day long fuckfest and party time in Cali. Returned to Pereira for more of the same.

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But yes, internet is lacking in the bus in the rural areas of Valle de Cauca.

How old is that second girl?

 

[BBK]

Bitch you didnt have internet in your third world shanty.

I was travelling from Cali to Pereira. I had a 3 day long fuckfest and party time in Cali. Returned to Pereira for more of the same.

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But yes, internet is lacking in the bus in the rural areas of Valle de Cauca.

How old is that second girl?

18 and 4 months.

 

[BBK]

Old enough to keep a secret.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

I was travelling from Cali to Pereira. I had a 3 day long fuckfest and party time in Cali. Returned to Pereira for more of the same.

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But yes, internet is lacking in the bus in the rural areas of Valle de Cauca.

How old is that second girl?

18 and 4 months.

She doesn’t look a day (or month) over 16.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Chicks need to stop the whole rectangle eyebrow thing. Looks awful.

 

[BBK]

She's kind of a rubbish lay. But nice, and pretty.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Yeah those eyebrows are serious business, but the lips make them easy to forgive

 

[BngHawk]

Beebs is still a good lookin maufucka

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

She's kind of a rubbish lay. But nice, and pretty.

I love the word rubbish

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Beebs you aren’t puttin’ on some lbs and using the fat chick selfie angle are you?

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

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I just want to run up and put a slappin on that thing. Leave a big ole red handprint.

 

[BngHawk]

I love a big juicy booty