**Official Iowa vs. Minnesota Football - 3:00pm- FOX** PJ FLECK RAPED A POODLE AND GOT A FACELIFT

[Revolver]

These fucking guys drive me crazy almost every week, but I’ll be damned if I don’t fucking love them.

HAWK HAWK HAWK!!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Does anyone else think PJ wasn't showing toughness by not wearing a hat? I think he's a moron who will probably catch pneumonia.

Or frostbite on his chrome dome

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Or frostbite on his chrome dome

he can’t feel his face regardless

 

[Dr. Zaius]

he can’t feel his face regardless

True

 

[BBK]

You really gotta give Kirk credit man. Great coaching job this season. It's a fuckin miracle

 

[newsbreaker]

His ankles are never covered, no reason his head should be.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

You really gotta give Kirk credit man. Great coaching job this season. It's a fuckin miracle

A Crizzmus miracle?

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Thanks to PJ I had to explain to my daughter what a facelift was.

 

[ddevries]

Playing for a West title!

 

[winmac]

Or frostbite on his chrome dome

Botox prevents frostbite.

 

[HzzzHawk]

Fuck off.

twiggered

 

[Magic Cyclops]

Fuck off.

Fuck you and your disgusting-ass avatar. So thin-skinned you can't even let it go for a Hawk victory thread. Real piece of shit you are,

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Playing for a West title!

this is like the parent that brags about winning the C division silver bracket

 

[HzzzHawk]

Fuck you and your disgusting-ass avatar. So thin-skinned you can't even let it go for a Hawk victory thread. Real piece of shit you are,

luv me some Clops

go hoks!!!!!

 

[Whatever]

I sort of felt sorry for the Gophers, but they had every advantage this year. Didn’t play Ohio State or Michigan and Iowa played both. Got to play Iowa at home. Had a bunch of seniors. But they fucked it up again. Good luck in Iowa City next year without Ibrahim and that offensive line.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Or frostbite on his chrome dome

As one who is follically challenged, I can handle cold, but I must cover my head, and more importantly, my ears, at all times.

 

[BBK]

Fuck you and your disgusting-ass avatar. So thin-skinned you can't even let it go for a Hawk victory thread. Real piece of shit you are,

Tongue fuck my shitbox, Cyclops! Eat me where I shit!

 

[HzzzHawk]

Tongue fuck my shitbox, Cyclops! Eat me where I shit!

double twiggered

long live the Clops! A true liberal not a blue MAGA neoliberal team sports guy

 

[BBK]

Did anyone fuck in the bathroom at the stadium today?

Where is Lois?

 

[BBK]

double twiggered

Nope, you are

 

[BngHawk]

Keep the political retardation the fuck out of the sports threads, jizz

 

[douglasbader]

Did anyone fuck in the bathroom at the stadium today?

Where is Lois?

@AZmess got fucked by a mongoloid in the bathroom at the stadium today.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Lies, I wasn't there

 

[CleteyColgate]

Spencer Petras is a damn good quarterback

 

[maintain242001]

Petras was serviceable today, I'll call him by his proper name as a result. Jones screwed that one drive up, have to think we would have had 3 there.

 

[Kamala]

You really gotta give Kirk credit man. Great coaching job this season. It's a fuckin miracle

He’s in charge of the worst offense in the country, so I wouldn’t say “Great”.

If he were able to coach a competent offense they would be 10-1 and a top ten team, and then I’d agree

 

[maintain242001]

What's LaPortas status, he seemed fine on the sidelines

 

[Alan Lomax]

Spencer Petras is a damn good quarterback

He’s made it all the way up to fine. And Kirk was right, little Alex’s little arm doesn’t win these last two weeks. He can’t make the throws in the temperatures and winds of the fall and winter in iowa. Everything floats on him.

 

[Magic Cyclops]

Tongue fuck my shitbox, Cyclops! Eat me where I shit!

I can't tell if you are hating on me or loving on me! Go Hawks, you fucking coke-head pervert !

 

[gable_guy]

I sort of felt sorry for the Gophers, but they had every advantage this year. Didn’t play Ohio State or Michigan and Iowa played both. Got to play Iowa at home. Had a bunch of seniors. But they fucked it up again. Good luck in Iowa City next year without Ibrahim and that offensive line.

Hasn’t beat a team with a winning record this year.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Indiana had 1 reception for 6 yards in regulation, and 2 for 31 (double overtime). They got outgained by 252 yards. They won over the $95,000,000 man.

 

[SteadyEddy]

If all you fucks weren’t faggots we’d be knee deep in celebratory puss at Spearmint Rhino right about now

 

[Whatever]

Minnesota has a weak pass rush. They rarely got any pressure on Petras, so he was comfortable most of the time. He’s an okay quarterback in those conditions, but it’s almost never is like that.

 

[gable_guy]

 

[HawkBall23]

Loving this friendly grief therapy tete a tete over on GopherHole, in their 'postgame' thread;

He’s (Fleck) just not going to do it. This is who he is. The only risk he took was marrying a stripper.

Spoken by a poster whose wife sucked another guy off in front of him

Is that you PJ? Little soon after the game to jump into the gopher hole board. Lol.

First - you live in Iowa.
Second - your wife banged another guy in the men's restroom.
Third - you still aren't winning the West.

Lol. I don’t live in Iowa. I hate Iowa. Heather I heard that the Seville is hiring.

It's a shame that your parents were pro-life and weren't willing to do the right thing.

That’s funny. I actually think we would like each other. Sorry I took a shot at your guy. Keep defending Fleck tho he’s a very innovative offensive mind.

We would be friends but I don't long for little boys like you. So that would be an issue for our relationship

Heather I’m not sure PJ needs you to carry the water for him. If things get tough Pj will still land on his feet. I was just joking about the Seville thing. There will be another sucker out there ready to hire PJ for way too much money.

 

[BBK]

Lois is in her early 50s now. She had 3 kids, they are probably young adults by now

 

[SteadyEddy]

Well. Getting old sucks. Thanks.

 

[Billy Butters]

Except there were 11 on the field and Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz is a stupid mother fuck.

I'm probably giving BF too much credit but I thought he was mad because they didn't let the additional seconds run off when the ref wound the clock. I thought he was telling them to slow down.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Fuck you and your disgusting-ass avatar.

Poor D4L, even catching shit on hiatus

 

[Magic Cyclops]

Lois is in her early 50s now. She had 3 kids, they are probably young adults by now

Thanks for the follow up story! Bathroom sex got you going?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Fuck you and your disgusting-ass avatar. So thin-skinned you can't even let it go for a Hawk victory thread. Real piece of shit you are,

Twiggered retard says what?

 

[BBK]

Thanks for the follow up story! Bathroom sex got you going?

Absolutely. That's where your dad gives me blumpkins

 

[ChipHilton]

Courtesy of Flick Shagwell:

 

[Magic Cyclops]

Absolutely. That's where your dad gives me blumpkins

Oh Geez! I guess I wrongly assumed you were talking dirty to me (Tongue fuck my shitbox, Cyclops! Eat me where I shit! ). That kind of sounds like what you would say to your prostitute girlfriends. My mistake! Enjoy sniffing yayo off assholes!

 

[brantshawks]

Man. Fuck you, Doug.

 

[BBK]

Oh Geez! I guess I wrongly assumed you were talking dirty to me (Tongue fuck my shitbox, Cyclops! Eat me where I shit! ). That kind of sounds like what you would say to your prostitute girlfriends. My mistake! Enjoy sniffing yayo off assholes!

Oh I will. But only after your mom gargles and drinks my piss

 

[HiG 2.0]

 

[douglasbader]

Man. Fuck you, Doug.

Huh?

 

[Magic Cyclops]

Oh I will. But only after your mom gargles and drinks my piss

Sounds like a great life, I'm sure! Go Hawks!

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Have we talked about it ultimately being better they called Campbell out on his INT return? I’m fairly confident the D would have kept them out the end zone for a game tying TD, but who the fuck knows.