**Official Iowa vs. Nebrantska Football Thread - 12:30pm - BTN**

[douglasbader]

Get a fucking win, boyz.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Here's to being the best ever playing together team

 

[douglasbader]

I'm going to be honest and go for the reverse jinx, but this is a game that all year I thought Iowa was going to lose. I think it even more after watching both teams play today and especially with the game being at Nebrantska.

They nearly got Iowa the last 3 years and think they will get the win this year finally. The Iowa offense is dogshit, the defense is banged up and Nebrantska is playing way better than their record.

Iowa defense is going to have to play out of their minds with the offense getting multiple huge plays for scores to win this.

If we are even more honest, this team is way more of a 9-3 type of team than a 10-2 and NY6 type of team.

 

[douglasbader]

PrOvE mE wRoNG, HoCkS!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm going to be honest and go for the reverse jinx, but this is a game that all year I thought Iowa was going to lose. I think it even more after watching both teams play today and especially with the game being at Nebrantska.

They nearly got Iowa the last 3 years and think they will get the win this year finally. The Iowa offense is dogshit, the defense is banged up and Nebrantska is playing way better than their record.

Iowa defense is going to have to play out of their minds with the offense getting multiple huge plays for scores to win this.

If we are even more honest, this team is way more of a 9-3 type of team than a 10-2 and NY6 type of team.

you should check the stupid prediction game thread.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I’m hoping Brian gets this memo

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

3rd down running Adrian Martinez is a huge concern. 3rd down throwing Adrian Martinez makes me giddy.

 

[Verbal]

They blew their powder today and came up short. They’ll be ready for an extended vacation by Friday. Hawks roll.

 

[TJones3312]

HAWK HAWK HAWK

 

[The Full Monte]

They blew their powder today and came up short. They’ll be ready for an extended vacation by Friday. Hawks roll.

Iowa’s played 3-4 Nebrantska teams that had already quit and begun offseason plans. Here’s hoping A) for another or B) Brian to stop being a tremendous stupid dumbfuck.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa 14
Nebrantska 31

 

[douglasbader]

I will also say this to set up the RATT and have all the bases covered, Brian actually does his best when playing teams he seems to hate like Iowa State, Minnesota and Nebrantska.

Hope he shits on all of us in the right way.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Iowa 14
Bugeaters 20

 

[MikeyJoe]

Computers like Nebrantska. They’ve been better this year but keep finding ways to lose. Let’s hope that continues.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Computers like Nebrantska. They’ve been better this year but keep finding ways to lose. Let’s hope that continues.

That’s exactly how Iowa gets a lead, turns super conservative, and allows them back in the game enough to have a chance to win. It makes me want to break things.

 

[Billy Butters]

Hopefully Nebrantska is still dealing with injuries on D next week. They didn't have their best linebacker or safety today and might have lost Damion Daniels. That would help but still not confident in this one.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Computers like Nebrantska. They’ve been better this year but keep finding ways to lose. Let’s hope that continues.

well luckily we aren’t playing computers!!!

 

[scottsdalehawk]

Line predictions? I think it'll be low. Like Iowa -4

 

[The Full Monte]

Computers like Nebrantska. They’ve been better this year but keep finding ways to lose. Let’s hope that continues.

It’s pretty weird that as an 9-2 team, facing a 3 win team….that we might even be underdogs in the game. That can’t be that common

 

[douglasbader]

Line predictions? I think it'll be low. Like Iowa -4

I think it will be Iowa -2 at the most. Maybe a pick em by kickoff.

 

[CamelTones]

I bet it’s closer to a pick em.

 

[Pedro]

I don't really care about celebrating Thanksgiving. Friday is going to be my official holiday of the season.

Wake up at 7am, coffee, bloody mary, hit the slopes. Beers on the resort deck, ski home with my friends and host a nice late afternoon lunch with the Hawkeyes on the tv. Several of my friends went to Florida, so they're happy to have somebody else to root for. We'll fire up the grill as we celebrate an Iowa victory and prepare for the NC vs NC State game. It will be about 50/50 amongst the crowd, so I anticipate a lot of side bets going on.

I'm old, so I'll probably be in bed by 10pm.

 

[douglasbader]

I don't really care about celebrating Thanksgiving. Friday is going to be my official holiday of the season.

Wake up at 7am, coffee, bloody mary, hit the slopes. Beers on the resort deck, ski home with my friends and host a nice late afternoon lunch with the Hawkeyes on the tv. Several of my friends went to Florida, so they're happy to have somebody else to root for. We'll fire up the grill as we celebrate an Iowa victory and prepare for the NC vs NC State game. It will be about 50/50 amongst the crowd, so I anticipate a lot of side bets going on.

I'm old, so I'll probably be in bed by 10pm.

You gonna get a pony to lick your pole?

 

[Pedro]

I'm gonna get a bunny to lick my b-hole.

 

[Herbie2]

Iowa opens at +4 at Circa

 

[Brad Wesley]

Nebrantska put up over 400 yards of offense against Wisconsin. Keeping Martinez from running on third down is going to be tough.

 

[brantshawks]

I've never been so confident of an Iowa loss.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I take comfort in knowing that KF fucking hates Frost.

Fleck
Campbell
Frost

He hates them all. He's never lost to any of them.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I take comfort in knowing that KF fucking hates Frost.

Fleck
Campbell
Frost

He hates them all. He's never lost to any of them.

That’s a good list of hateable coaches.

 

[CamelTones]

Vegas predicts Nebrantska to win a 1 score game. With Scott Frost as their coach.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Nebrantska put up over 400 yards of offense against Wisconsin. Keeping Martinez from running on third down is going to be tough.

Need to send in a goon to finish off his broken jaw.

In this dojo, there is no mercy.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Kill him dead

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Martinez probably only has 25 starts left. he will be pumped up.

 

[Gushawk]

Kirk doesn’t produce many goons. Who can do it?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kirk doesn’t produce many goons. Who can do it?

Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz, the son of Kirk Ferentz

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Stu Beagle]

What concerns me is we’ve struggled with much worse Nebrantska teams

 

[Alan Lomax]

I think Brian should go back in the booth and call plays from up there.

 

[shoot-the-three]

I think Brian should go back in the booth and call plays from up there.

That should fix it.

 

[The Full Monte]

I think Brian should go back in the booth and call plays from up there.

I’d prefer he called plays from out of state. For a different football team

 

[gable_guy]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

Nebrantska - 23
Iowa - 13

 

[Gushawk]

I’m hitting the Iowa ML like a fucking champ boyz.

 

[KitKatApples]

Nebrantska-31
Iowa - 13

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Nebrantska will outplay Iowa and then do a couple of inexplicably boneheaded things at the end to lose.

Iowa 29, Nebrantska 24.

 

[fossilhawk]

His lips, Hayden's ears.

(Hayden? God? Basically the same. Leave me alone.)

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[Brownzy]

Ummmm what?

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

The weight of the world is on Martinez and Frost to win this game. I don't think they're ready for it in the same way Purdy and Campbell weren't.