**Official Iowa vs. Nebrantska Football Thread - 12:30pm - BTN**

[Bob Sanders]

Dismuke stills plays for Nebrantska. I hope like hell he is healthy for the game on Friday, because his costly penalties, fake tough guy attitude and general incompetence have been huge assets to Iowa over the years.

What about Cam Taylor-Britt? He was tossed against Ohio State and Minnesota last year. This seems a be a theme with Nebrantska DBs going back to Nate Gerry.

 

[The Full Monte]

I would like to see more of this buffett-Monte feud.

I would fuck his nerdy ass up. No question about it. Beatdown of epic proportions. We’d be talking about it as The Anglo-Zanzibar War Part 2

 

[BngHawk]

 

[WCFHawkeye]

What about Cam Taylor-Britt? He was tossed against Ohio State and Minnesota last year. This seems a be a theme with Nebrantska DBs going back to Nate Gerry.

I wasn't sure if I was supposed to read this as Nebrantska DouchBags or Defensive Backs. They both work.

 

[wondergrape]

At Bunger's challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we have met at this chosen ground to settle for GOOD AND ALL, who holds sway over the upper Missouri Valley. Us natives, born rightwise to this fine land. Or the foreign hordes defiling it.

 

[KitKatApples]

AND YOUR ROMAN POPERY!!!!!!!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Do we have names?

 

[thrawn]

Do we have names?

Most of us have names, yes

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Do we have names?

Yes. And Tag Lines.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

FUCK

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Most of us have names, yes

You’re really fucking funny.

 

[KitKatApples]

I find him to be more regularly funny

 

[BVHawk95]

Can't wait to continue watching Dismuke acting like a badass and talking shit after making a shoestring tackle on a 20-yard run.

 

[BluesHawk]

I got a text, I searched Twitter and a couple message boards and didn’t see shit. Asked if anyone (like our good friend @fossilhawk here) had seen anything about it.

you’re making this much more difficult than it needed to be Buffy

 

[AZmessDAWG]

So hearing multiple guys out. No actual names. I need to keep my premium subscription.

 

[BBK]

So hearing multiple guys out. No actual names. I need to keep my premium subscription.

That all sounds so hawt

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Oh honey. Who wants to tell him?

 

[KitKatApples]

6th round. Learn how to block

 

[BBK]

Yeah he should come back.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

6th round. Learn how to block

And catch

 

[LifelongHawk]

get this guy on the move and out of the pocket. .......... We will need to keep contain

Throw strikes, don't give em anything good to hit.

 

[MikeyJoe]

 

[MikeyJoe]

He looked pretty good running the ball. His arm looked god awful.

 

[ivan_drago]

He looked pretty good running the ball. His arm looked god awful.

He’s every Nebrantska QB of the last 20 years, you say?

 

[The Dad]

Looked faster than hell.

 

[MikeyJoe]

We're going to be tearing our hair out as he picks up multiple 3rd and 12s on scrambles.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Wow. Nebrantska has a type.

 

[The Dad]

That guy would be playing safety almost anywhere else.

 

[The Full Monte]

Are you sure they didn't just give Luke McCaffrey a different jersey?

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Iowa hasn’t been getting gashed by the running QB’s like they used to. We’ll be just fine.

 

[douglasbader]

How about you fucking morons calm down and wait until he isn't tearing Iowa a new asshole on Friday.

If there is one thing that Phil Parker is known for, it is being tough on a QB in their first start. It isn't like he has taken the strategy multiple times to just sit back and give them all day to throw and then take off running for a 12 yard gain on 3rd and 11.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Shawnee realllly likes Nebrantska in this one now.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I’ll coach it up, they’re going to focus on stopping the run and making them one dimensional. You know, like they always try to do.

 

[cloudhawk]

He is comfortable running, shitting pants with pressure, and can't throw a decent ball more than 15 yards- according to those highlights.

 

[The Full Monte]

How about you fucking morons calm down and wait until he isn't tearing Iowa a new asshole on Friday.

If there is one thing that Phil Parker is known for, it is being tough on a QB in their first start. It isn't like he has taken the strategy multiple times to just sit back and give them all day to throw and then take off running for a 12 yard gain on 3rd and 11.

 

[Pipiyopee]

As a hawkeye fan, I loved that tape. He will break a few runs. It won’t be enough.

 

[Alan Lomax]

As a hawkeye fan, I loved that tape. He will break a few runs. It won’t be enough.

Watching that made me wonder who the backup is. That guy is a broken collarbone waiting to happen.

 

[CamelTones]

I’m a little surprised Frost came right out and said Martinez isn’t playing.

 

[KitKatApples]

I'll be hammering the Iowa ML. No way a freshman that's thrown 11 passes on the year is going to step in and manage all the ball security requirements of that free-wheeling offense AND read a relatively healthy Phil Parker defense. Surprised the line only moved to Iowa -1. Thought it would be -3 or -3.5 after the Martinez news.

Kiss of death

 

[SondyRules]

Oh fuck. We're screwed because of @Fritz Fequiere PROVE ME WRONG HOKS!

 

[KitKatApples]

Iowa hasn’t been getting gashed by the running QB’s like they used to. We’ll be just fine.

You better knock on wood god damn it

 

[Pipiyopee]

Kiss of death

Agree Smothers might die

 

[6deuce]

Seth Benson is gonna make the new QB his bitch.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Oh fuck. We're screwed because of @Fritz Fequiere PROVE ME WRONG HOKS!

I appreciate the opportunity to remind everyone that I have a documented winning record of college football picks on this site. Am I the only one here with that distinction? Probably.

 

[6deuce]

I appreciate the opportunity to remind everyone that I have a documented winning record of college football picks on this site. Am I the only one here with that distinction? Probably.

My betting account would beg to differ.

 

[Geese]

One of my favorite Iowa plays against Nebrantska

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[KitKatApples]

Can we move the game to Wednesday?

 

[Hawkstrat]

I get he doesn't want to shit on Petras, but why is he so weird about this?

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Can we move the game to Wednesday?

Not sure.