**Official Iowa vs. Wisconsin Football Thread - 11:00am - ESPN**

[BngHawk]

I love @Creed guys. And so does @AZmess

 

[douglasbader]

Lordy be. This thread is fun. Just a bucket of chaos.

If you are lucky, you will get to see Feltch get hysterical and cry again.

 

[Fletch]

False, and if you want to finally get over your obsESSion with me, come see me in the Ped Mall at the Minnesota game.

Get pissed!

 

[Lee Beevers]

Hawks gonna win convincingly, gentlemen.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Doug follows me around here with a finger through one of my belt loops.

 

[douglasbader]

Doug follows me around here with a finger through one of my belt loops.

That is because my other 4 are in your mom.

 

[Shawneemicks]

That is because my other 4 are in your mom.

Weak. I expect more from you but it seems mom jokes are all you have left.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I love @Creed guys. And so does @AZmess

You should totally align yourself with Doug

 

[brantshawks]

 

[douglasbader]

You should totally align yourself with Doug

Ok, Ringo.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Ok, Ringo.

Ok no talent douche

 

[MikeyJoe]

That is because my other 4 are in your mom.

The logistics of this are puzzling.

 

[douglasbader]

The logistics of this are puzzling.

Bend over and I'll show you.

 

[CUIHAWK]

This is getting weird, even for this place.

 

[CUIHAWK]

The logistics of this are puzzling.

He's a stretch 4.

 

[douglasbader]

Ok no talent douche

Get pissed, Buddy Rich.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Guys this board sucks bc of NLP, not bc of Doug. Remember his experiment?

 

[douglasbader]

Guys this board sucks bc of NLP, not bc of Doug. Remember his experiment?

It sucks because of YOU!!

And of course that fuck Shawnee. Feltch too.

 

[Shawneemicks]

The logistics of this are puzzling.

He’s just a sad sorry caricature of himself at this point. Sad.

 

[Pedro]

@douglasbader, you're lashing out again. This is a safe space where you can share your feelings with the board. We're here to help in any way we can. What's bothering you?

Talk to us, go ahead...let it out.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Batten down the hatches, Mateys!

 

[douglasbader]

I fucking hate Wisconsin.

 

[Hawk4Life25]

Wonder how creative Brian can get with this game plan.

(Per https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/ncaa/sp/overallol/2021 )
Iowa OL allowing RBs to be stopped at or behind the LOS 25% of the time vs. Wisconsin DL that is stopping RBs at or behind the LOS 28%.

Iowa trying to run ball seems like a futile game plan this weekend but I'm sure they will still try to setup some sort of play action.

 

[Pedro]

I fucking hate Wisconsin.

Good, good. Why do you think it is that you hate those cheese fuckers?

 

[douglasbader]

Good, good. Why do you think it is that you hate those cheese fuckers?

Because they smell like Shawnee's mom?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Still has his finger through my belt loops.

 

[26.2]

I’m going to pour down a fury of rainbows never seen before on to all naysayers in this thread come Saturday afternoon. It’s going to be beautiful.

Get em Lee!!!

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Iowa 10
Wisconsin 6

 

[KitKatApples]

Lol. Bunch of rascals

 

[The Full Monte]

Wonder how creative Brian can get with this game plan.

(Per https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/ncaa/sp/overallol/2021 )
Iowa OL allowing RBs to be stopped at or behind the LOS 25% of the time vs. Wisconsin DL that is stopping RBs at or behind the LOS 28%.

Iowa trying to run ball seems like a futile game plan this weekend but I'm sure they will still try to setup some sort of play action.

That would appear to indicate that the OLine is complete shit…

 

[Pedro]

Math checks out.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Wisconsin was 1-11 on third down against Purdue. If Iowa’s defense wins on first and second down we’re going to absolutely butt fuck them.

I know a lot of you want to focus on Iowa’s offensive woes but, they don’t need to score 27 to win this game. They need like 17-20.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Wisconsin was 1-11 on third down against Purdue. If Iowa’s defense wins on first and second down we’re going to absolutely butt fuck them.

I know a lot of you want to focus on Iowa’s offensive woes but, they don’t need to score 27 to win this game. They need like 17-20.

I am a Bee Leever!
HAWK!HAWK!HAWK!

 

[The Full Monte]

Wisconsin was 1-11 on third down against Purdue. If Iowa’s defense wins on first and second down we’re going to absolutely butt fuck them.

I know a lot of you want to focus on Iowa’s offensive woes but, they don’t need to score 27 to win this game. They need like 17-20.

If Iowa commits to stopping run and pressures Mertz…10pts probably wins this game

 

[BngHawk]

Guys this board sucks bc of NLP, not bc of Doug. Remember his experiment?

If you can’t sit back and watch as doug flops his Peter around and have a little lol, that’s on you. This thread is great.

*Not an endorsement of Doug. An endorsement of penus flopping. I don’t think this wild party would have started if ol Lee hadn’t set the tone by getting all wound up with threats of mass bowing.

 

[Lee Beevers]

 

[The Full Monte]

From Wisconsin perspective:

Wisconsin Football: 3 keys to a Wisconsin victory over Iowa

The Wisconsin football team has played against four ranked teams this season and has had arguably one of the toughest schedules in the NCAA. The upcoming m...

www.google.com

 

[nolookpass]

"turnovers and special teams will be key"

every football pre game analyst ever

 

[Lee Beevers]

"turnovers and special teams will be key"

every football pre game analyst ever

Wisconsin is really bad on special teams and creating turnovers. So, in this specific instance, they’re correct.

 

[The Dad]

From Wisconsin perspective:

Wisconsin Football: 3 keys to a Wisconsin victory over Iowa

The Wisconsin football team has played against four ranked teams this season and has had arguably one of the toughest schedules in the NCAA. The upcoming m...

www.google.com

If the Wisconsin offense can take care of the ball, I have all the confidence in the world that this defense will be able to hold Iowa under two scores.

 

[douglasbader]

If you can’t sit back and watch as doug flops his Peter around and have a little lol, that’s on you. This thread is great.

*Not an endorsement of Doug. An endorsement of penus flopping. I don’t think this wild party would have started if ol Lee hadn’t set the tone by getting all wound up with threats of mass bowing.

AZMess is under the impression that I am totally being serious. He's pissed!!

 

[BngHawk]

AZMess is under the impression that I am totally being serious. He's pissed!!

He’s been more pissed than usual lately. Hope he’s okay.

 

[The Dad]

That fucker is very, very confident.

 

[douglasbader]

He’s been more pissed than usual lately. Hope he’s okay.

He had to drive more than 5 minutes to see his family earlier this week. Give the guy a break.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Iowa seems to be good for one head scratching offensive explosion per season. I would like it very much if it happened Saturday.

 

[Saul Berkley]

Wisconsin was 1-11 on third down against Purdue. If Iowa’s defense wins on first and second down we’re going to absolutely butt fuck them.

I know a lot of you want to focus on Iowa’s offensive woes but, they don’t need to score 27 to win this game. They need like 17-20.

I fully believe that Iowa only needs about 20 points to win. I just don't have full confidence that the offense can do that especially against this Wisconsin D.

I think to win, we will need a TD from special teams or defense.

 

[KitKatApples]

Wisconsin is really bad on special teams and creating turnovers. So, in this specific instance, they’re correct.

So was Purdue

 

[KitKatApples]

If you can’t sit back and watch as doug flops his Peter around and have a little lol, that’s on you. This thread is great.

*Not an endorsement of Doug. An endorsement of penus flopping. I don’t think this wild party would have started if ol Lee hadn’t set the tone by getting all wound up with threats of mass bowing.

I'll be threatening this place with mass blowing if the Hawks win on Saturday

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I'll be threatening this place with mass blowing if the Hawks win on Saturday

May your beard look like Santa's Saturday afternoon.

 

[KitKatApples]