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The problem with Spencer is how terrible he is without a clean pocket. Lacks any of the athleticism or calm needed to deal with approaching bodies effectively. At least Stanley was very difficult to bring down.
 

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The problem with Spencer is how terrible he is without a clean pocket. Lacks any of the athleticism or calm needed to deal with approaching bodies effectively. At least Stanley was very difficult to bring down.
Confirmed, my friend.

If you don't have a clean pocket you need either a) poise or b) athleticism to extend the play.

The Minstrel has neither.
 

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The problem with Spencer is how terrible he is without a clean pocket. Lacks any of the athleticism or calm needed to deal with approaching bodies effectively. At least Stanley was very difficult to bring down.
No reason for Petras to take any chances Gus. Why take a risk of a big hit on a knee? He doesn’t want to be the guy with the weird limp during the volleyball game during the KPMG family picnic.

Spence has a bright future in front of him and he’ll be damned if he’ll fuck that up by taking unnecessary risks playing collegiate football.
 

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No reason for Petras to take any chances Gus. Why take a risk of a big hit on a knee? He doesn’t want to be the guy with the weird limp during the volleyball game during the KPMG family picnic.

Spence has a bright future in front of him and he’ll be damned if he’ll fuck that up by taking unnecessary risks playing collegiate football.
That Corporal Upham fuck will remain forever unscathed.
 

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Remember when @26.2 claimed Petras was going to be a stud this year? Hes going to be All Douche!!! Much improved!

He looks exactly the same. He is the exact same retarded pants shitter we knew he was.
 

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Remember when @26.2 claimed Petras was going to be a stud this year? Hes going to be All Douche!!! Much improved!

He looks exactly the same. He is the exact same retarded pants shitter we knew he was.
To be fair, he doesn't look the exact same and he has improved. His accuracy is a lot better than it was and he isn't turning it over.

Doesn't mean he isn't bad though. He's bad, just less bad.
 

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Remember when @26.2 claimed Petras was going to be a stud this year? Hes going to be All Douche!!! Much improved!

He looks exactly the same. He is the exact same retarded pants shitter we knew he was.
Say what? I don't remember that
 

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Remember when @26.2 claimed Petras was going to be a stud this year? Hes going to be All Douche!!! Much improved!

He looks exactly the same. He is the exact same retarded pants shitter we knew he was.
He’s actually worse according to passer ratings and/or efficiency.
 

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He’s actually worse according to passer ratings and/or efficiency.
Game 1 was on par with the NW game last season, but while definitely a skidmark worthy performance, wasn't near that bad.

Game 2 was on par with last year.

This past weekend was his career 3rd best passer rating.
 

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Smells like jealousy in here.
Jealous of his big beautiful laser rocket arm.
Jealous of his sweet sweet guitar pickin.
Jealous of his pirouettes in a clean pocket
Jealous of his constant clapping for no reason.

Just a bad bad look for Halo
 

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Quarterbacks are measured on their ability to win games. Petras is 3 for 3 in that category. He has done exactly what’s been asked of him.
 

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Smells like jealousy in here.
Jealous of his big beautiful laser rocket arm.
Jealous of his sweet sweet guitar pickin.
Jealous of his pirouettes in a clean pocket
Jealous of his constant clapping for no reason.

Just a bad bad look for Halo
Smells like teen spirit in here.
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
 

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We’ve had 3 games that we controlled from start to finish. Not fucking up is basically all we want him to do. If we are losing or need points there’s little reason to believe he won’t be aggressive. He was too aggressive at bad times last year. It’s clear he’s being coached to avoid that.
 

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Smells like jealousy in here.
Jealous of his big beautiful laser rocket arm.
Jealous of his sweet sweet guitar pickin.
Jealous of his pirouettes in a clean pocket
Jealous of his constant clapping for no reason.

Just a bad bad look for Halo
Jealous of his bulging muscles flexing after a long pass
 
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