**Official Kent State vs. Iowa Football Thread - 2:30pm - BTN**

[Hawk&Balls]

Maybe you should learn to control your bowels. It’s only a 3 hour game.

The Bowel Game this weekend is in Vegas

 

[eclone]

I have some experience with bad logos….and Kent State’s is awful.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Crack hawk on acid

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Uff Da]

Iowa 37
Kent State 10

 

[Lefty]

Iowa 38
Kent State 13

 

[Pedro]

Iowa 37.5
Kent State 11.5

 

[TH1974]

Iowa: 69
Kent State: ?

 

[TH1974]

Real prediction: Hawks 31-13

 

[BngHawk]

Iowa 17- Roy Kent 10

gonna be weird

 

[wondergrape]

Real prediction: Hawks 31-13

Did you use racecar radar to arrive at that score? Or a kayak? A level? Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

 

[TH1974]

Did you use racecar radar to arrive at that score? Or a kayak? A level? Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

I used a mirror.

 

[BngHawk]

I used a mirror.

Lol

 

[BBK]

HAWK HAWK HAWK

 

[Fletch]

Iowa 17- Roy Kent 10

gonna be weird

He’s here! He’s there! He’s every-fucking-where! Roy Kent! Roy Kent!

 

[brantshawks]

Iowa 24
Kent St 10

Iowa up 3 at half.

 

[SondyRules]

Iowa 35
Kent State 10

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Petras throws for 5 tds in a 56-10 win. Charlie Jones becomes a Hawk legend by catching 3 TDs and taking a punt return back for a score as well. CCMF. Hawk Hawk Hawk

 

[Fletch]

Petras throws for 5 tds in a 56-10 win. Charlie Jones becomes a Hawk legend by catching 3 TDs and taking a punt return back for a score as well. CCMF. Hawk Hawk Hawk

Legends aren’t made vs. Kent St.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

You’re underestimating how Iowa fan! feels about white receivers.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Will be there with the whole crew and be yelling HAWK HAWK HAWK after the 3rd quarter with Roy.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Might even add a (take that) HAWK HAWK HAWK

 

[brantshawks]

@FrodoTBaggin

LFG

 

[Lee Beevers]

I will be cheering for the Hawks in this one, gentlemen.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Game day, bishes!

 

[brantshawks]

 

[KitKatApples]

I’d rather enjoy if the Iowa Hawkeyes were to achieve a victory in their game this afternoon

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I hope both teams have fun.

 

[BngHawk]

I hope both teams have fun.

I hope only iowa has fun. Hawk hawk hawk!

 

[douglasbader]

This will be Petras first non-Power 5 game and first home tune up game. I think the offense might be as explosive as a HaloMan at Ryan's Steakhouse.

 

[Creed]

Hopefully one of the safeties or LBs gets two INTs and keeps the streak going. I would also like to see the offense get in sync with the run game and play action to some WRs.

 

[thrawn]

Ends a streak of 19 straight P5 games

 

[26.2]

This will be Petras first non-Power 5 game and first home tune up game. I think the offense might be as explosive as Doug’s wallet at Starbucks

 

[douglasbader]

That makes zero sense.

 

[26.2]

That makes zero sense.

Just take your medicine like a man you lil bitch

 

[douglasbader]

Just take your medicine like a man you lil bitch

Can I take it rectally, daddy?

 

[26.2]

Can I take it rectally, daddy?

I know that’s your preferred method especially if deez is administering it

 

[SousyHawk]

I’d rather enjoy if the Iowa Hawkeyes were to achieve a victory in their game this afternoon

I would find such an outcome to be most preferable. Most preferable indeed, old chap.

 

[BngHawk]

I love watching dougie and jogger pound it out daily.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I love watching dougie and jogger pound it out daily.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I know that’s your preferred method especially if deez is administering it

@Deez is a pharmacist?

 

[Geese]

Can I take it rectally, daddy?

I'll help

 

[nolookpass]

I hope we don't hurt any of their boyz.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Hok Hok Hok, boyz

LFG!!

 

[BngHawk]

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I'm changing my prediction, getting a little nervous.

Kent St 12
Iowa 45

 

[Floyd R]

I think we see a few Petras bombs today.

Iowa 42
Kent State 13

 

[26.2]

I think Iowa doesn't cover the spread on this one. Kent St is good and it's a come down game after beating two ranked teams

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Lot of traffic on 80 this AM

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I think Iowa doesn't cover the spread on this one. Kent St is good and it's a come down game after beating two ranked teams

Nah, their school nickname is kinda limp wristey.
Golden Flashes? They'll give up sometime mid 2nd quarter.