**Official Kent State vs. Iowa Football Thread - 2:30pm - BTN**

[HSP_Hawk]

Have you guys considered the fact that we are missing an opportunity to throw deep because goodson keeps breaking long runs?

Why don't you go ahead and take a few plays off.

 

[Fletch]

Why don't you go ahead and take a few plays off.

What is something Kirk Ferentz isn’t going to say.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I was pleasantly surprised by how much Bruce and Johnson were on the field.

Unimpressed by how they used them, but not shocked.

 

[Uff Da]

It was good to see Bruce and Johnson in early as well, they seemed to struggle some, but, good to get the experience

This is a great LB group and throw in Belton. Might be nearing the Kirksey, Hitchens, Morris level. The beatdown of Nebrantska by that trio is tough to beat though

 

[Alan Lomax]

I’ve really enjoyed seeing three teams quit, just knowing that it’s going to keep happening, every run, every pass, every time they will be punished.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Tracy and Jones play the most at the position but there seems to be a rotation with Rigatoni, Ritter, Johnson, and Bruce for the rest of the snaps. Surprised to not see any Desmond Huston after off-season buzz, but I would enjoy seeing less Nico. He gets tackled easier than Charlie Kolar.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Tracy and Jones play the most at the position but there seems to be a rotation with Rigatoni, Ritter, Johnson, and Bruce for the rest of the snaps. Surprised to not see any Desmond Huston after off-season buzz, but I would enjoy seeing less Nico. He gets tackled easier than Charlie Kolar.

Nico and Tracy both seem to slip every 7 steps. I’d appreciate that changing.

 

[The Dad]

The Shitter loves Ritter on the quick hitter.

 

[Shawneemicks]

The Shitter loves Ritter on the quick hitter.

You’re just bitter

 

[KitKatApples]

I'm eating an apple fritter

 

[BngHawk]

The Shitter loves Ritter on the quick hitter.

Shirt

 

[Fletch]

I'm eating an apple fritter

You crazy critter.

 

[KitKatApples]

@BBK bangs the sitter

 

[WCFHawkeye]

@BBK bangs the sitter

. . . . In the shitter.

 

[The Dad]

You fucking idiots can’t have anything nice.

 

[BngHawk]

You fucking idiots can’t have anything nice.

Put that opinion on ice

 

[Pedro]

Put that opinion on ice

Waiting on the new renovations at Jack Trice.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I could go for some rice

 

[Fletch]

Put that opinion on ice

I bet @The Dad Has lice!!!

(j/k, I’ve heard he has no hair, which is nice).

 

[KitKatApples]

I think that's enough, these replies should suffice.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Fletch]

I think that's enough, these replies should suffice.

No dice.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

No dice.

Not very nice.

 

[BngHawk]

Not very nice.

Here’s Bo Bice:

 

[brantshawks]

I'm joining the taliban and coming after you all.

 

[SuperHans]

I'm joining the taliban and coming after you all.

You think the Taliban is gonna take you now that they're just having fun in pedal boats and bumper cars?

 

[Alan Lomax]

You think the Taliban is gonna take you now that they're just having fun in pedal boats and bumper cars?

Wait, pedal boats? Is it pedal or paddle?

 

[Fletch]

I'm joining the taliban and coming after you all.

With that beard, you’ll fit right in.

 

[BngHawk]

Wait, pedal boats? Is it pedal or paddle?

I would consider it a “paddle boat”. Technically I could see “pedal boat” being acceptable, I suppose.

Is there a podcast to help us settle this?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I would consider it a “paddle boat”. Technically I could see “pedal boat” being acceptable, I suppose.

Is there a podcast to help us settle this?

Some boats are designed to both pedal and paddle

 

[BngHawk]

Some boats are designed to both pedal and paddle

A paddle boat has paddles driven by pedals.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'm joining the taliban and coming after you all.

Quite the gall

 

[Greg Obrecht]

I'm joining the taliban and coming after you all.

Can I join the concubine?

 

[SuperHans]

I would consider it a “paddle boat”. Technically I could see “pedal boat” being acceptable, I suppose.

Is there a podcast to help us settle this?

Armed Taliban fighters seen riding pedal boats on lake in Afghanistan

Dozens of Taliban fighters, armed with rocket launchers and assault rifles, were seen riding in colorful, swan-themed pedal boats at Band-e Amir National Park.

nypost.com

 

[douglasbader]

Way to go Biden, now the Taliban has a Navy!!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

and a paratrooper squadron

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Pedal boats armed with rocket launchers!

 

[brantshawks]

Armed Taliban fighters seen riding pedal boats on lake in Afghanistan

Dozens of Taliban fighters, armed with rocket launchers and assault rifles, were seen riding in colorful, swan-themed pedal boats at Band-e Amir National Park.

nypost.com

Fuck you, that's a South Park episode...

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Pedal boats armed with rocket launchers!

I got kicked out of Boy Scouts for trying this.

Well, that, and turning in my troop leader to the authorities.

 

[BngHawk]

Armed Taliban fighters seen riding pedal boats on lake in Afghanistan

Dozens of Taliban fighters, armed with rocket launchers and assault rifles, were seen riding in colorful, swan-themed pedal boats at Band-e Amir National Park.

nypost.com

That’s just fabulous. Lol.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I've said "paddle boat" for my entire life. Boy do I feel like I have egg on my face over this one.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Paddle boats go up and down the river.

Pedal boats go around a smaller body of water, driven by dipshits.

 

[BngHawk]

I've said "paddle boat" for my entire life. Boy do I feel like I have egg on my face over this one.

I’m going to hold off kicking my own ass until I see a source other than the ny post asserting that it is correct to use “pedal boat”

 

[BngHawk]

I have now confirmed. Pedal boat. Yep. Fuck.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

It’s not puddle boat? That’s what I’ve always used, Now I feel like an idiot.

 

[BngHawk]

It’s not puddle boat? That’s what I’ve always used, Now I feel like an idiot.

Lol. This isn’t true.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Paddle boats go up and down the river.

Pedal boats go around a smaller body of water, driven by dipshits.

I thought you fished?

 

[Pipiyopee]

I’m going to keep calling it a paddle boat, but I appreciate the info

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I thought you fished?

hey guys, Williams here. beautiful weather today. Looking forward to a few days a vacation. Let’s catch some fucking fish.

Now, do you think we should cover 10% of the surface area using 100 times the amount of effort, or should we just go ahead and plot a track on the Minnkota and drink some fucking beer?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

hey guys, Williams here. beautiful weather today. Looking forward to a few days a vacation. Let’s catch some fucking fish.

Now, do you think we should cover 10% of the surface area using 100 times the amount of effort, or should we just go ahead and plot a track on the Minnecota and drink some fucking beer?

This is very on brand.